MDMA desciple
Ex-Bluelighter
ROBOTREEOP!!!!
alright, i was originaly just going to post this in my "robopreciation" thread in psychedelic drugs (which i did.) but when i saw how few trip reports there actualy were in here i decided to post it here as well. so, without further adue....
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so me and my boy ryan were chillen in a Home Depot parking lot. we had just dropped his gf off at work not long hence and we didnt want to drive all the way back to so-town on a quarter tank, so we decided to stay and try to entertain ourselves until it was time to pick her up again. the time was 9:30 pm. now we were sitting in the car smoking cigarettes and he started complaining to me: "ya know [disciple], i just don't have any free-time anymore. i'm constantly stressed out and i never have any space." he seemed to be genuinly depressed. so i, in my classic peurile fassion said to him "ryan m'boy, what you need is a good ol' brain-scrambling ROBOTRIP -- just to clear out the cobwebs."
so we drove around from supermaket to supermarket looking for one with not too many security cameras (we had money, but we weren't about to pay for robo) then, fortune smiled upon us as we found a Super K-mart (home of the bluelight! ) we ganked 3 bottles of Vicks cough (horrible taste, but it was the only dxm-only tussin they had.) he and i made our way back to the Depot parking lot. we each drank a bottle and a half and then sat listening to the radio while we waited for it to hit. well, it seemed like an unusualy slow come-up. we had drank at about 9:40 or so and it wasnt till about 11 or 11:15 (not realy sure) that the effects started to take hold.
i noticed that ryan was reclined in the driver's seat with his eyes closed and i asked him if everything was okay. "my stomach feels realy fucked up. i just dont feel like moving." "oh no man," i said, "you HAFTA' move! if you just lye there then that's all you'll do for the whole trip. you hafta be active or it's no fun." i started dancing in my seat. "see?" i said, "my stomach hurts too, but ya gotta move man!" so, we got out of the car and started walking down the strip. i noticed my legs were starting to get heavy and i was getting that old familiar weakness in my jaw. i asked ryan how he was feeling and he said his legs were getting rubbery too.
after walking for a bit, we came upon an abandoned gas station. there was a derelict Shell sign (the big light-up kind that you see on the side of the highway) lying on the ground in the parking lot. and to our mutual delight, we discovered we could jump up and down on it like i giant plastic trampoline! (yeah, we were trippin by this point ) we also noticed that the big long flourescent bulbs that used to light the sign were still inside. we must have spent about half an hour breaking them in various ways. we had sword fights with them, used them as baseball bats, etc. then when we got tired of that walked down the street to a liquor store (it was closed.) it had a line of shopping karts in front of it and i yelled "SHOPPING KART RIDES!!!!" and ran to go get one, but they were chained up!
well, that wasn't going to stop us. since the karts were chained and we couldn't get pull them out, we decided to just LIFT the entire line of them up out of their bin and slide one of the back end. this was quite a feat of strength, but we did it. first i got in the kart and ryan pushed me around the parking lot. i was yelling and laughing but i wasnt affraid of falling in the least -- i just didnt care. then it was his turn to get in. i was pushing the kart realy fast (i wanted it to be fun for him.) but i kinda overestimated my ability to maintain my balance. the kart started veering to the left so i turned my body left to compensate and before i knew it KEE-RASH!!!! both me, ryan, and our shopping kart were on the ground. OUCH! hahahaha
the trip was showing no signs of coming down at this point (it must have been close to midnight -- so hard to tell time on a robotrip) in fact, it was only getting stronger. we were fuckin SPINNING! in fact, we were spinning so hard that i decided it would be a good idea to try and do a tight-rope walk on a guard rail on the side of a 100 foot high overpass. stupid, i know. but i just felt so fearless. ryan was freaking out telling me to come down, and cars on the highway were honking at us and people yelling shit as they drove by, so eventualy i jumped down (almost made it the whole way across tho.) it's amazing how well you can walk on robo.... when your LIFE depends on it! well we kept walking down the highway (staggering, realy) until we came to a house. now, i'll never know why but one or both of us decided it would be a good idea to break into the garage of this person's house and see if there was any cool stuff in there. and we did, but when we heard a dog barking we ran for our lives whooping and hollering all the way. hahaha
well, at 12:30 ryan's gf got to go on break so we visited her. she took one look at us and was lik "oh my god, you guys are robotripping arent you?" well, she was a little upset at first because she was affraid he wouldnt be able to drive (and the fact that we did it without her -- she robos too,) but then one of said something realy ridiculous (cant rememer who or what) and we all just laughed our asses off. it was cool after that. well, she went back to work and she wasnt going to be out until 5 am so ryan and i sat in the car -- with the windows down in the freezing cold; i'm realy not sure why we didnt seem to notice! hahahaha -- and just talked. we talked about life, about religion, philosophy, economics, EVERYTHING. it was real male bonding at it's best.
by 5:00 am when it was time to leave ryan was fine to drive and we were getting more coherant/lucid. it was a crazy robotrip and we caused LOTS of mischeif but the best part was when he said to me, "[disciple], thanks. this realy was what i needed. i just feel so much more relaxed now." "knew ya would, man" i said.
disciple
alright, i was originaly just going to post this in my "robopreciation" thread in psychedelic drugs (which i did.) but when i saw how few trip reports there actualy were in here i decided to post it here as well. so, without further adue....
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so me and my boy ryan were chillen in a Home Depot parking lot. we had just dropped his gf off at work not long hence and we didnt want to drive all the way back to so-town on a quarter tank, so we decided to stay and try to entertain ourselves until it was time to pick her up again. the time was 9:30 pm. now we were sitting in the car smoking cigarettes and he started complaining to me: "ya know [disciple], i just don't have any free-time anymore. i'm constantly stressed out and i never have any space." he seemed to be genuinly depressed. so i, in my classic peurile fassion said to him "ryan m'boy, what you need is a good ol' brain-scrambling ROBOTRIP -- just to clear out the cobwebs."
so we drove around from supermaket to supermarket looking for one with not too many security cameras (we had money, but we weren't about to pay for robo) then, fortune smiled upon us as we found a Super K-mart (home of the bluelight! ) we ganked 3 bottles of Vicks cough (horrible taste, but it was the only dxm-only tussin they had.) he and i made our way back to the Depot parking lot. we each drank a bottle and a half and then sat listening to the radio while we waited for it to hit. well, it seemed like an unusualy slow come-up. we had drank at about 9:40 or so and it wasnt till about 11 or 11:15 (not realy sure) that the effects started to take hold.
i noticed that ryan was reclined in the driver's seat with his eyes closed and i asked him if everything was okay. "my stomach feels realy fucked up. i just dont feel like moving." "oh no man," i said, "you HAFTA' move! if you just lye there then that's all you'll do for the whole trip. you hafta be active or it's no fun." i started dancing in my seat. "see?" i said, "my stomach hurts too, but ya gotta move man!" so, we got out of the car and started walking down the strip. i noticed my legs were starting to get heavy and i was getting that old familiar weakness in my jaw. i asked ryan how he was feeling and he said his legs were getting rubbery too.
after walking for a bit, we came upon an abandoned gas station. there was a derelict Shell sign (the big light-up kind that you see on the side of the highway) lying on the ground in the parking lot. and to our mutual delight, we discovered we could jump up and down on it like i giant plastic trampoline! (yeah, we were trippin by this point ) we also noticed that the big long flourescent bulbs that used to light the sign were still inside. we must have spent about half an hour breaking them in various ways. we had sword fights with them, used them as baseball bats, etc. then when we got tired of that walked down the street to a liquor store (it was closed.) it had a line of shopping karts in front of it and i yelled "SHOPPING KART RIDES!!!!" and ran to go get one, but they were chained up!
well, that wasn't going to stop us. since the karts were chained and we couldn't get pull them out, we decided to just LIFT the entire line of them up out of their bin and slide one of the back end. this was quite a feat of strength, but we did it. first i got in the kart and ryan pushed me around the parking lot. i was yelling and laughing but i wasnt affraid of falling in the least -- i just didnt care. then it was his turn to get in. i was pushing the kart realy fast (i wanted it to be fun for him.) but i kinda overestimated my ability to maintain my balance. the kart started veering to the left so i turned my body left to compensate and before i knew it KEE-RASH!!!! both me, ryan, and our shopping kart were on the ground. OUCH! hahahaha
the trip was showing no signs of coming down at this point (it must have been close to midnight -- so hard to tell time on a robotrip) in fact, it was only getting stronger. we were fuckin SPINNING! in fact, we were spinning so hard that i decided it would be a good idea to try and do a tight-rope walk on a guard rail on the side of a 100 foot high overpass. stupid, i know. but i just felt so fearless. ryan was freaking out telling me to come down, and cars on the highway were honking at us and people yelling shit as they drove by, so eventualy i jumped down (almost made it the whole way across tho.) it's amazing how well you can walk on robo.... when your LIFE depends on it! well we kept walking down the highway (staggering, realy) until we came to a house. now, i'll never know why but one or both of us decided it would be a good idea to break into the garage of this person's house and see if there was any cool stuff in there. and we did, but when we heard a dog barking we ran for our lives whooping and hollering all the way. hahaha
well, at 12:30 ryan's gf got to go on break so we visited her. she took one look at us and was lik "oh my god, you guys are robotripping arent you?" well, she was a little upset at first because she was affraid he wouldnt be able to drive (and the fact that we did it without her -- she robos too,) but then one of said something realy ridiculous (cant rememer who or what) and we all just laughed our asses off. it was cool after that. well, she went back to work and she wasnt going to be out until 5 am so ryan and i sat in the car -- with the windows down in the freezing cold; i'm realy not sure why we didnt seem to notice! hahahaha -- and just talked. we talked about life, about religion, philosophy, economics, EVERYTHING. it was real male bonding at it's best.
by 5:00 am when it was time to leave ryan was fine to drive and we were getting more coherant/lucid. it was a crazy robotrip and we caused LOTS of mischeif but the best part was when he said to me, "[disciple], thanks. this realy was what i needed. i just feel so much more relaxed now." "knew ya would, man" i said.
disciple
isn't robotripping great???