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klipso55

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Hello. I have to take a drug test on the first of may. It will hav been 13 days since ive smoked weed. I will probally get a clanser drink called the stuff. Can anybody tell me if it works? Has anyone tried certo? You buy it in the grocery store?I heard that it works and it is cheaper.
Thank you
 
/me smacks his forehead ... jesus u guys, if u cant stop smoking pot to pass a piss test you have a bad problem.
 
Jesus h christ, you dont have to be mean about it. This is my first time on here. Why leave a reply if you cant answer my question:X
 
I'm sorry I was an asshole about it, and welcome to Bluelight. I heard that drinking a ton of orange juice the night before the test will flood the drugs out just like water, only it won't make your piss clear like water does.

Hope you pass, good luck ;)
 
I have sucessfully passed several drug tests by simply drinking a ton of water several hours before the test. They do check for creatine(sp?) and it usually does say mine is unusually low but at least they dont find drugs.
 
One of my connects told me that if you take a 32 oz water or soda and put 2 heaping tablespoons full of baking soda, drink it all up it works. It tastes nasty, but she swears by it. This method is only good within one hour after you drink the water and baking soda. Your're supposed to piss once before you test and then supposedly you'll turn up clean for an hour. Since I haven't done it myself, I can't say for a fact.
 
unless you're a 500 lb. monster who smokes oz.'s of weed per day, you will be clean in 13 days almost guaranteed. if you're still worried, there's 2 things you can do. one: get someone else's piss and put it in the cup. make sure the piss isn't more than about 12 hrs. old though, and make damn sure its clean. they also may check the temp., so heat it up somehow (handwarmers are good).
two: if they don't test for creatanine levels, you can start chugging water 3-8 hours before your piss test. you should be pissing about every 15 minutes, and your piss should be clear as hell. to counteract this, pop a vitamin b complex pill an hour or 2 before the test. now, if they test for creatanine levels, your levels will be too low and they'll know you watered your shit down.
 
yes, it can take that long. but from experience, i always piss clean in under 2 weeks. i average a quarter of tendies (between commercial and kind) or an eighth of nuggets per day, more on weekends. i've been having to take piss tests at various points in my life for the last 4 years and i've always tested clean in under 2 weeks. fat content has alot to do with it, however (i'm 5'9 140, so i dont have very much bodyfat.)
 
So what happens if you take someone else's clean pee that has been sitting bottled up at room temp for a few days? How will that be a bust specifically?
 
TJ said:
[B...and put 2 heaping tablespoons full of baking soda, drink it all up it works.[/B]
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changing the pH of your urine can fool the standard test, but sometimes they test for pH (baking soda, being basic, would raise the pH of your urine), and if its outside of the normal body range, you're just as fucked.

from erowid's drug testing faq
"If the urine is extremely acidic or alkaline the antigen-antibody reaction will proceed at a slower rate which COULD produce a false negative"
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