Drug Comedy

meth444 · Jan 11, 2018

I did some stand-up as a hobby some years back, thinking maybe a joke thread might be something we would enjoy!

meth444 · Jan 11, 2018

What's the difference between a tweaker and a junkie?
They'll both steal your wallet, but the tweaker will help you look for it!

LOGan1314 · Jan 11, 2018

*facepalm*

meth444 · Jan 11, 2018

Why do tweakers do it doggie style?
So they can both peek out the windows!

LOGan1314 · Jan 11, 2018

Okay, that one was funny

meth444 · Jan 11, 2018

Sadly, i have experienced both.
Things i don't miss about MethLife.

busted.produk · Jan 16, 2018

meth444 said:
What's the difference between a tweaker and a junkie?
They'll both steal your wallet, but the tweaker will help you look for it!

Ha!
I posted this same joke on BL a couple years ago.....
I love it!
Great minds think alike....