Crushing those frikken little grains of coke?

[porn*]

In the past i have only ever gotten lazy ass, ready-to-use, fine powdered coke. However, i have recently bought some fish scale. To my annoyance they are very small hard flakes.
So how exactly do you crush up this flakey coke to fine powder form without having half of it flying in all directions and being lost?
I've tried crushing it whilst its in the sealed baggie with limited success but eventually i just ground holes in the baggie and its still somewhat granular.
Help. I'm getting frustrated... or is this just part of the coke-prep ritual that every other user seems to savour?

 

[hAppEplum]

take the amount that you want out and put it on a flat sturdy surface, like a glass table or kitchen counter. The take a credit card or some form of card and place it over the granules and then gently move the card over it so that granules get crushed. Do this over and over till all is fine.....

 

[Sonny]

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he said he doesnt want it flying all over..
i have this little used to be candy box and when they start flying around they stay in the box...some still go over..
[ 08 January 2002: Message edited by: Sonny ]

 

[hAppEplum]

Originally posted by Sonny:
he said he doesnt want it flying all over..

And your point would be......i answered his question. I dont know what you do to your coke when you try to crush it, but mine never flies all over. Thus the reason for the card OVER the coke.
What i forgot to say was when you are done doing that, then use the side of the card to cut it up finer. There shouldnt be any major big granules, but there might be smaller ones.
I promise you, coke has never left the spot that i put it in, and i get everything off the table if it is glass.

 

[E-amf]

Hi,
Or simply crush it inside the plastic bag that you got the coke in. If you have an empty bottle with a cap on, just use the cap on the coke, and crush it.
Enjoy

 

[themagicbean]

Have you tried placing a dollar bill over it (similar to the aforementioned credit card method) and then pounding it w/ a lighter? Also a sharp razor blade (not the dull side of a credit card) and a gentle touch can get you far in life. Just slice slowly. Use kind of a sawing motion if neccesary. Or make the girl who's giving you head chop the lines, too. And slap the fucking whore if she spills your stuff.

 

[hAppEplum]

Or simply crush it inside the plastic bag that you got the coke in.
Argggggggghhh, do people not read. He said that he did that, and all he got were holes in the bag.....

 

[hueroLOCO]

HappEplum is right, that's the best way to do it unless you buy one of those cool electric grinder things.
You just put the coke on a hard surface and take a credit card and smear it a few times, don't try to chop it up into little granules. Then just take your drivers license and scrape the credit card off, then scrape up some olympic size rails.

 

[RJW]

You can purchase a grinder at the local headshop specifically for this. They work great. If that is not an option go to the grocery store and get a small hand held strainer. You can get one about 3 inches across with a two inch depth basket. Dump coke in and crush through the screen with the round and of another kicthen utensil. You can turn 1/2oz HARD cocaine into an extremely fine powder in about 45 secs. Plus, when done wash out and throw it in the kitchen drawer. Nobody would guess what it is used for!
[ 08 January 2002: Message edited by: RJW ]

 

[5T3ll4R]

Actually, all you need is a driver's license...
And another thing, don't buy "ready to snort" coke...
It comes into this country in pieces, if it is crushed 99% of the time it is because it's been cut...
Always buy pebbles...
As for the license, you just place the license over the rocks and press gently until they are smaller and won't fly all over, then you gradually add more and more pressure as you roll the rocks over each other...back and forth...like a DJ runs his fingers over a record to scratch it...
It'll turn it into dust so fine it'll hit your lungs before it melts...
G'luck.

 

[Harry@Piekarnia]

You need a coke grinder. Sorry I mean a snuff tobacco grinder (coke grinders would be illegal). You can get them for $25 at http://www.head-shop.com/deering_grinders.htm While you are at that site make sure you get some of the snuff dispensers, they are essential for going out and cheap at $12 for three.
Don't whine about getting fish scale or rocks, it'll always be much better quality than pre-powdered shit (which is always cut to fuck).

Originally posted by themagicbean:
make the girl who's giving you head chop the lines, too. And slap the fucking whore if she spills your stuff.
Love that shit!

 

[DVaGrl]

a mortar and pestle works great. i have a wooden one, but the marble ones work i assume would work just as well. just be sure the mortar (bowl part) is completely dry when you crush your stuff. use a rubber spatula to remove any stubborn residue. metal can scratch the wood.

 

[aspire]

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Originally posted by themagicbean:
make the girl who's giving you head chop the lines, too. And slap the fucking whore if she spills your stuff.
Fucking brilliant!

 

[tractorboy]

You can use the cellophane (clear plastic) that comes with a pack of cigarettes. Place the cellophane over the amount of coke you want to do. Take a lighter, I prefer the oval Bic's, and crush the coke. Place your fingers around the edge of the plastic so the cellophane stays in place while you crush the coke. Now you're ready for some rails.

 

[Sean Richards]

nothing beats haaving an old fachioned morntar and pestle that you can buy at m ost any cooking supply store like lekters and gring almost anything you want into a fine powder.

 

[imthatguy]

A good way without losing anything is take some wax paper (regular notebook paper if you don't have wax) about a foot long place over the pile and rub a lighter, spoon, etc. over top. With the paper so large you'll cover any pieces that try and shoot away. The wax paper also helps so the coke doesn't stick.

 

[hAppEplum]

this is why i love bl.....you can learn so much..

 

[Homeboy]

I'm going to have to agree with the Mortar and Pestle idea. It'll be handy for more than just coke, I use mine for pills all the time.
Just make sure that you get one made out of a material that isn't filled with pores. Marble is good, mine is actually obsidian, and it kicks ass, you can but glass ones too I'm sure.

 

[Stealth Vortex]

Originally posted by themagicbean:
Or make the girl who's giving you head chop the lines, too. And slap the fucking whore if she spills your stuff.
I hate to be the third person to say this, but you really do diserve credit for this. Comedy Gold.

 

[Urbal]

The best, easiest, cheapest, most effective ways to do it are:
1. The hard surface/credit card method (do not use your driver's liscense unless you are an idiot).. plave the rock(s) on hard surface and place card over it. THEN, use your hand to press the 4 edges of the card down to kinda form a 'bowl' over the rock then press down and move side to side.. this will preven the rocks from flying...
2. Take a dollar bill and fold it tri-fold length way and place rocks insde folds then place bill on hard surface. Take side of lighter and move back and forth till it's ground down iniside the bill.
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