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Creeky Beds and other minor annoyances!!

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AHH I HATE CREEKY BEDS!!!

They KILL the mood during sex. If you have roommates or parents or kids in the same proximity yo know how annoying it is to be bangin and the every second its just like "creek creek creeeeeeek".

It's soo embarassing and it's all I can think about the whole time and it kills the mood. Sure you can blast music, but then you just seem like a bigger asshole for pumpin lil wayne at 2am for 20 mins, then another 20min blast of music at 2:45 ugh...

Anyone have this problem? Other minor things that KILL the mood?
 
I understand the creaky bed... I once was at my brothers and he was fucking his girlfriend upstairs. All I could hear was creak creak creak. When his girlfriend had to come downstairs to use the bathroom embarrassment was written all over her face and I even felt bad for her. My mother was sitting next to me...can you say awkward!
 
sex on bed? no thank you,its all about changing place every time and trying interesting positions.Just take the girl to couch or table or window or kitchen or pick her up or just fuck on the floor,problem solved
 
Beatlebot said:
You may need a new partner.

My bed is creaky but it's not something I notice during sex...
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Lol new partner? What would that change about my bed?

Neither of us are fat or anything haha. The shit creeks when I roll over alone in bed.
 
My mum came into my room one morning and said to me, with the girl next to me "Tom, i suggest you move your bed off the wall, Ella (my 5 year old neace) wanted to know who was knocking on the door last night " god I love that women.
 
tommy34 said:
My mum came into my room one morning and said to me, with the girl next to me "Tom, i suggest you move your bed off the wall, Ella (my 5 year old neace) wanted to know who was knocking on the door last night " god I love that women.
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That's kind of awesome!!!

Anyway YES creaky beds annoy me. Mine creaks. I put two slippers behind it and it creaks less. Luckily I live with roommates and not family. Unluckily my 18 year old roommate is RIGHT next to my room (the side that my bed is on). Oh well.

My bf's bed creaks. But he is the only one who lives in his apartment so it's okay. :P
 
I had a queefer for about 6 months
Her hunana was also very shallow, like 3 inches in and it was like hitting a wall
( dont know if that is pertinent)

anyhow, once we would get some momentum
her vagay jay cracked off like speed bagging a whoopie cushion
*ferf* *honk* *squeek* *berberber* *honk* *squeek* etc
every goddamn time

annoying to the point of almost totally turning me off

it was lulzy when we finished though cuz when I pulled out entirely it would let out a long winded sputtering queeef and we would bust up every time

is this unique? i've only had one queefer , maybe a random one offer here and there but nothing like this

she was also Morman?
 
i CANNOT have sex when people i don't know well or family are in the same house, it puts me right off, being scared they can hear / burst in, the last time i did was around a female friends house all her family were in and i just met them, we all went to bed and we started fucking and i was going really slow and being quiet.. basically it was awful sex on my part purely because i was scared someone would hear (i find it disrespectful that i am fucking her dads daughter in the next room when i just met him) however when no one is in / around i pull out all the stops and the sex can be as loud as i make her ;) (although saying that i have fucked when there is a high possibility of being caught: outside, in a car etc)
 
I live in an apartment, and you can totally hear the neighbors through the heater. So it is really distracting when we are going at it, and all of a sudden we can hear our neighbors laughing or arguing or whatever. Similary, we like to be loud...if we think our neighbors are home, we do them the courtesy of trying not to be, and that sucks.

Oh, and roommates who bang on the door and tell us to keep it down. dont have to deal with that anymore, thank god
 
citizen cained said:
i CANNOT have sex when people i don't know well or family are in the same house, it puts me right off, being scared they can hear / burst in, the last time i did was around a female friends house all her family were in and i just met them, we all went to bed and we started fucking and i was going really slow and being quiet.. basically it was awful sex on my part purely because i was scared someone would hear (i find it disrespectful that i am fucking her dads daughter in the next room when i just met him) however when no one is in / around i pull out all the stops and the sex can be as loud as i make her ;) (although saying that i have fucked when there is a high possibility of being caught: outside, in a car etc)
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This is totally me, and I wish it wasn't. LOL A guy I used to date had kids, and we would be in his room while his kids were in the next room playing PS3. He'd lock the door and all, but I still felt so damn weird with them being in the next room. I realize that's what mommies and daddies do, but these weren't my kids and I just felt so weird.
 
<Chicken, I found the comment funny from my Loungey side, but we can't joke about rape here. Sorry.>
 
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