So my father has recently learned he has a sciatic nerve issue from a herniated disk in his spine. As a California MMJ cardholder I decided it was my duty to whip up a batch of pot cookies to see if Cannabis could be an effective treatment for the related pain. Before I resolved to make my own I spent 40 dollars on edibles from a local collective which were utterly WORTHLESS. I felt nothing from those and neither did my family.. So with that in mind I went to the local grower up on the hill and purchased an ounce of danky bag shake (the ounces of dust leftover from pounds of medical grade marijuana). The night before we all tested them me and my girl put the entire ounce into one stick of butter, enough for 12 cookies. We baked them early the next morning and went about our daily routine..
That night I put 2 cookies in my parents room and me and my girl ate ours. They tasted pretty foul, the way good edibles are supposed to taste. About 30 minutes after dosing ours my dad called me into his room. I had given him 2 cookies, my mother had eaten one and she was in a weird state. My mother takes antidepressants and is definitely not used to traditional psychoactive substances. It was REALLY too much for her, she was saying her thoughts were racing and she had the spins. I comforted her, told her that Cannabis is entirely safe physically. I distracted her the best I could with chit chat about upcoming job interviews, she looked up and said "you got the interview on friday?" with a beautiful gleam in her eye. It was a significant moment for me, calming my mother down on a potent pot cookie. She got up and vomitted in the bathroom shortly after asking me that, and soon after she felt good enough to pass out. She slept soundly that evening, without the help of pharmaceutical pills, for once.
Once my mother felt better I went back and laid down in bed with my girlfriend. She was out cold, completely knocked out. It was about 2 hours after eating the cookie when I got up to go take a shit and walking to the bathroom I realized how high I was. My eyes were totally bloodshot and I had a heavy feeling over my whole body. It was difficult to do anything, walking, talking.. I was entirely disheveled. After coming back from the bathroom I decided I didn't want to waste this high by sleeping, it had been a very long time since I've felt that high from Cannabis. It was on the verge of the inner space of a mushroom trip, while being very sedating at the same time. My thoughts were subdued (volume) but certainly the head space was psychedelic to a light degree.
After meditating on my floor for a while, listening to music for a time and watching tv, laughing at little jokes my thought process spat out, I fell asleep. In the middle of the night I woke up with the feeling of nausea tightening over my jaw and my mouth filling with saliva. I ran to the bathroom and spent a good 10 minutes vomiting. After the purge I felt much better. The overwhelming portion of the high was over, I was zen. Calm. Nirvana. Totally at ease and I slept soundly.
I woke up the next morning to my alarm clock and tried to get ready for school.. To no avail. It was a literal impossibility to get ready, I tried multiple times standing up and couldn't. It felt as if my entire body had fallen asleep, like how an appendage normally might, but without the tingling sensation and with only the skin deep paralysis. I ended up falling asleep again and when I woke up I had missed all my classes! My girl did the same, we both just could not push ourselves out of bed, we were THAT stoned. We spent the day hanging out with friends and just kind of bouncing around with no direction, we were very much stoned the entire day just not on a noticeable level. The high seemed to taper off in my sleep that night.
All in all the effects lasted around 15-20 hours. It was probably the highest I had ever been on Cannabis. The next day my dad asked me if I had dosed the cookies with acid, accidentally or otherwise. I assured him it was just a very strong batch of cookies lol.
That night I put 2 cookies in my parents room and me and my girl ate ours. They tasted pretty foul, the way good edibles are supposed to taste. About 30 minutes after dosing ours my dad called me into his room. I had given him 2 cookies, my mother had eaten one and she was in a weird state. My mother takes antidepressants and is definitely not used to traditional psychoactive substances. It was REALLY too much for her, she was saying her thoughts were racing and she had the spins. I comforted her, told her that Cannabis is entirely safe physically. I distracted her the best I could with chit chat about upcoming job interviews, she looked up and said "you got the interview on friday?" with a beautiful gleam in her eye. It was a significant moment for me, calming my mother down on a potent pot cookie. She got up and vomitted in the bathroom shortly after asking me that, and soon after she felt good enough to pass out. She slept soundly that evening, without the help of pharmaceutical pills, for once.
Once my mother felt better I went back and laid down in bed with my girlfriend. She was out cold, completely knocked out. It was about 2 hours after eating the cookie when I got up to go take a shit and walking to the bathroom I realized how high I was. My eyes were totally bloodshot and I had a heavy feeling over my whole body. It was difficult to do anything, walking, talking.. I was entirely disheveled. After coming back from the bathroom I decided I didn't want to waste this high by sleeping, it had been a very long time since I've felt that high from Cannabis. It was on the verge of the inner space of a mushroom trip, while being very sedating at the same time. My thoughts were subdued (volume) but certainly the head space was psychedelic to a light degree.
After meditating on my floor for a while, listening to music for a time and watching tv, laughing at little jokes my thought process spat out, I fell asleep. In the middle of the night I woke up with the feeling of nausea tightening over my jaw and my mouth filling with saliva. I ran to the bathroom and spent a good 10 minutes vomiting. After the purge I felt much better. The overwhelming portion of the high was over, I was zen. Calm. Nirvana. Totally at ease and I slept soundly.
I woke up the next morning to my alarm clock and tried to get ready for school.. To no avail. It was a literal impossibility to get ready, I tried multiple times standing up and couldn't. It felt as if my entire body had fallen asleep, like how an appendage normally might, but without the tingling sensation and with only the skin deep paralysis. I ended up falling asleep again and when I woke up I had missed all my classes! My girl did the same, we both just could not push ourselves out of bed, we were THAT stoned. We spent the day hanging out with friends and just kind of bouncing around with no direction, we were very much stoned the entire day just not on a noticeable level. The high seemed to taper off in my sleep that night.
All in all the effects lasted around 15-20 hours. It was probably the highest I had ever been on Cannabis. The next day my dad asked me if I had dosed the cookies with acid, accidentally or otherwise. I assured him it was just a very strong batch of cookies lol.
