Zephyr Kalypso
Greenlighter
Ok so I had been talking to my usual hookup and I had asked him if I could get an ounce of Blue Dream cause he had been posting picture of him holding Ounces of it. My guy had told me he ain't got nun and he was kinda suspicious cause I would just always buy grams. The next day I called my guy and said I would pay a thousand dollars for an ounce of Blue Dream and he was shocked and kinda exited because he actually believed me. Now of course I plan out how to steal the ounce, but the main think I was worried about was getting killed. My guy has a big rep in my town and he's very dangerous, like he's actually killed people in my town because they tried to steal from him. But i've got it all planned out now and I was confident that every thing will go as planned.
So my plan was to put a nerf gun I had and put it in my black booksack and I planned on giving it to him and him feeling the weight of the booksafe and thinking the money is in there and he would give me the ounce an I would run
WORST PLAN EVER. It's the worse plan ever like im cringing so hard just reading that plan, But I was 14 and a dumb ass back then. Well now my guy calls me and he's gave me the time and place which was at the gas station next to my house at 11:00 AM on a Saturday. Skip to Saturday night and at 10:00 AM - my parents want to have a god damn movie night which means at 11 ill be stuck with my parents watching a movie and if I tried to leave the room they would be like -Naahhhh GTF BACK ON THE COUCH BITCH - So I was freaking out thinking of a way to get get away from my parents. At about 10:45 AM I had the brilliant idea of saying "Yo ma I gotta piss brb" and then coming back from the bathroom I mentioned to my parents that the trash needed to be taken out to the trash can outside and they let me take out the trash and usually I chill outside and smoke after taking out the trash or really anytime im outside so that gave me the time I needed to run to the gas station. Its 11:00 AM I run to the gas station with the booksake on and I come around the back of the gas station and I looked at the gas pumps and guy was getting gas so my dumb ass ran over to his car and was all like weres the weed and he said weres the money and I took my booksake off and gave it to his friend in the car but I started to say "Hey man I have to get home like now or my parents are gonna call the cops cause im gone"He gave the ounce to me before checking my booksake and I ran faster than i've ever ran before go back to my house. I get back to my house and I run straight to my room and hide it not to well in a drawer. I sit down and im covered in sweat and Im exhausted from all that runing.
Now after I got back home, hid the weed, sat down, and washed up, I wasn't feeling well so I told my parents I was going to bed. When I got to my room I first smelled the weed and looked and it was Blue Dream, tbh I thought he was lying about the Blue Dream. Well after I was done smelling the weed I checked my phone and the guy was sending me tons of messages asking me where I live and telling me he's gonna kill me but I just put my phone down and got the ounce out and I opened the bag it was in and dumped it all on my desk, if my parents walked in they would see there 14 your old son with a shit ton of weed and they would walk in my room pretty often so it was possible they would walk in but I just didn't care. I got my not so great wooden pipe out and my worse than not to great grinder which grinds but its just fucked up. At this point in my life I had been smoking weed for a while and my dad knew and could smell the weed coming out of my room but my dad never said a word to me about it so pretty much I can smoke in my room and fuckin hotbox it. I smoked bowl after bowl after bowl until I was so high I completely forgot what I had done and who I was. Next day I got on facebook and talked to my brother about what happened, the reason I contacted my brother and told him about it was because he's well know in my town and I know that he knows people and I know he can help me. When I tell him about the situation it just so happens that my brother is close with the guy I robbed. So first my brother called my dad but my dad wasnt to mad about it cause he was a pot head when he was younger so he understood. So second he talked to the guy I robbed and got him to back off and he left me alone. I never heard from that guy again.Well I hope someone found my story interesting.
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So my plan was to put a nerf gun I had and put it in my black booksack and I planned on giving it to him and him feeling the weight of the booksafe and thinking the money is in there and he would give me the ounce an I would run

Now after I got back home, hid the weed, sat down, and washed up, I wasn't feeling well so I told my parents I was going to bed. When I got to my room I first smelled the weed and looked and it was Blue Dream, tbh I thought he was lying about the Blue Dream. Well after I was done smelling the weed I checked my phone and the guy was sending me tons of messages asking me where I live and telling me he's gonna kill me but I just put my phone down and got the ounce out and I opened the bag it was in and dumped it all on my desk, if my parents walked in they would see there 14 your old son with a shit ton of weed and they would walk in my room pretty often so it was possible they would walk in but I just didn't care. I got my not so great wooden pipe out and my worse than not to great grinder which grinds but its just fucked up. At this point in my life I had been smoking weed for a while and my dad knew and could smell the weed coming out of my room but my dad never said a word to me about it so pretty much I can smoke in my room and fuckin hotbox it. I smoked bowl after bowl after bowl until I was so high I completely forgot what I had done and who I was. Next day I got on facebook and talked to my brother about what happened, the reason I contacted my brother and told him about it was because he's well know in my town and I know that he knows people and I know he can help me. When I tell him about the situation it just so happens that my brother is close with the guy I robbed. So first my brother called my dad but my dad wasnt to mad about it cause he was a pot head when he was younger so he understood. So second he talked to the guy I robbed and got him to back off and he left me alone. I never heard from that guy again.Well I hope someone found my story interesting.
Tagged by Xorkoth
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substancecode_cannabis
explevel_experienced
exptype_positive
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