are you happy with your genitals?? HONESTLY

[Eyes On the Roll]

alright, well this is a forum, and most of us don't know each other in real life, so don't be shy..

first ground rule- dont come here lying about you're genitals to people you've never seen or probobly will never see, just state your situation and whether or not you're happy with your private parts. LOL

me? i am completely content with my shlong. I have never had any complaints. With all my partners i've always had at least one compliment about my shlong, and no body has ever talked down on it. This either means that girls are liars, or that they are being honest. I've even had a few partners where we had to abort fornication early because they claimed it was too much, and by their body language and voice it was. So i am inclined to beleive that my shlong is a little bit above average, and that really boosts my ego and confidence, like when i'm rolling i feel like i can bag any chick just because of what others have told me, even though the current chick has no idea about my shlong, i still feel empowered and entitled.

So yes, i am completely satisfied with my private and i wouldn't change it at all, cause sometimes too big is too bad. ( im not trying to say my scrotum is big, just going off customer reviews people).

so how do you feel about your secret, most important part of your body, that few people you meet get to see and know about?

 

[VerbalTruist]

I'm totally comfortable with my man bits.

 

[nearjat]

I'm comfortable, sometimes I'm like "eh" about it because I'm just so damn average. Like there's really no characteristic of my dick that stands out for better or for worse lol.

 

[junglejuice]

Yes, very

:D

 

[rant*N*rave]

No. And the shame of it is that I never felt that way until I watched porn. I feel even worse now knowing that an entire conference on labiaplasty and female genital plastic surgery was attended by 96% male doctors. Apparently I'm ugly because my labia minora stick out, and men would rather butcher me than look at it.

 

[junglejuice]

^Not all guys feel that way.

I think a little labia sticking out is sexy.
Plus, licking a lack of labia is like licking the coin slot on a vending machine.
There needs to be something to nom.

:D

 

[Belisarius]

They work, which is enough for me.

 

[Muddle]

I am comfortable with my vagina and my body as far as weight goes.

Sometimes I feel like men would rather have a women with a large chest, mine is proportionate with my small size (both height and bones) but sometimes I will admit I am a little self concious. It would be nice to know that there are males out there who appreciate and are satisfyed with a small chest..


and I am in no way bragging, but I do have a nice round bottom. This seems to be a favorite among men

 

[Noodle]

Yes, but only as I have become more experienced.

 

[User Name Here]

I love mine. I wouldn't change a thing or ever ask for more. In my eyes, they are perfect.

Seriously.

Anyway, stop calling it a "schlong" please. Good lawd that's awful.

 

[EbowTheLetter]

No. And the shame of it is that I never felt that way until I watched porn. I feel even worse now knowing that an entire conference on labiaplasty and female genital plastic surgery was attended by 96% male doctors. Apparently I'm ugly because my labia minora stick out, and men would rather butcher me than look at it.

That's silly, my friend. I have never actually known a guy who has had said anything disparaging about their encounters with lady bits (except a couple of funky smell stories) and I really doubt all of those girls were 'porn perfect'. Plastic surgery is for schmucks by schmucks unless it is doing something medically necessary or helping do some aesthetic repair to victims of some accident or another. You're a knockout and I'm sure that applies to all your bits I've never seen as well!

As for me, except for the fact that it can't shoot lasers (YET), I am quite happy with my ebow.

 

[Fawkes]

Plus, licking a lack of labia is like licking the coin slot on a vending machine.

well, i was happy with mine.

seriously, though i look like a little girl, i'm pleased with the tidiness.

 

[chrissie]

i don't think anyone is going to complain if your vajayjay is in their face :D

 

[Eyes On the Roll]

No. And the shame of it is that I never felt that way until I watched porn. I feel even worse now knowing that an entire conference on labiaplasty and female genital plastic surgery was attended by 96% male doctors. Apparently I'm ugly because my labia minora stick out, and men would rather butcher me than look at it.

don't be so sure about that. I find most girls attractive, and i mostly like the girls that are naturally pretty and shy, you know, i dont really like the big flashy sexy girls that much. but back to topic.. as long as im attractive to a girl the vagina really doesn't matter to me what it looks like. The most serious girlfriend i had, for over a year, was just the type of girl i described, pretty but naturally, not way flashy, and for some reason i like to settle with girls like that. She had "pussy lips" that kind of stuck out and hung down more than normal, and it really didnt turn me off at all, to me a vagina is a vagina and one doesnt relly look worse than the next if its clean and well taken care of.

so dont be self conscious about your labia because most men really dont mind it, the main focal points on a woman during sex is the general body, and the face, not the vagina

 

[Fawkes]

chrissie: nor yours. i'd nom it all the way to China. :D

 

[Eyes On the Roll]

I am comfortable with my vagina and my body as far as weight goes.

Sometimes I feel like men would rather have a women with a large chest, mine is proportionate with my small size (both height and bones) but sometimes I will admit I am a little self concious. It would be nice to know that there are males out there who appreciate and are satisfyed with a small chest..


and I am in no way bragging, but I do have a nice round bottom. This seems to be a favorite among men

and to reasure you that there are men out there that appreciate a small chest..

my x girlfriend that i had for over a year, serious relationship, had a nice humble figure, a pretty face, a humble attitude, and a small chest.
I thought she was the most beautiful girl in the world, and i loved the size of her chest the way it was, and trust me it was small compared to most other women. I was still highly sexually attracted to her, and the only real thing that matters to me is the shape off the ass, and the shape of the body. But that's just me, breast size really makes no difference to me at all, to be honest im actually kind of have an asexual stance towards breasts, if they're there great, if they're not, thats great too, as long as the girl is nice and humble, with a nice figure and a nice shape to her ass.

 

[junglejuice]

well, i was happy with mine.

seriously, though i look like a little girl, i'm pleased with the tidiness.

LOL

I didn't mean to disparage other vajayjays...I love alllll types.

I just meant to convey that labia is nooooo problem at ALL.

om nom nom nom

 

[n3ophy7e]

Well, here goes:
I am extremely unhappy with my lady bits. In fact, I am going to have labioplasty very soon. I just need to check that my insurance covers it and that I can have the time off work to get it done and for a few days' recovery. Before anyone gets the wrong idea, it is NOT for aesthetic purposes. I am in a stable long-term relationship and I have no-one to impress by having "prettier" parts. It is for my physical comfort and borderline medical reasons.

 

[Eyes On the Roll]

Well, here goes:
I am extremely unhappy with my lady bits. In fact, I am going to have labioplasty very soon. I just need to check that my insurance covers it and that I can have the time off work to get it done and for a few days' recovery. Before anyone gets the wrong idea, it is NOT for aesthetic purposes. I am in a stable long-term relationship and I have no-one to impress by having "prettier" parts. It is for my physical comfort and borderline medical reasons.

NSFW:

Without going in to too much explicit detail, when I was about 10-12 years old I did a LOT of cycling, like every day. This constant rubbing/chafing of my labia caused them to break away from around my vagina much more than would be considered normal. When I was younger it wasn't so much of a problem and none of my partners have ever cared that they look so different. But now that I'm getting older, the labia are becoming more and more pronounced and it's getting to be extremely physically uncomfortable in my every day life, e.g. sex, walking, sitting, exercise, especially when tight pants/jeans are involved.

So I'm just gonna have them chopped off

i can imagine your personal discomfort, but a lot of men dont think its unnnatractive.

one thing that i am unhappy about my genitals is that my sack sometimes hangs low and almost every week i sit on my balls and enter a world of excruciating pain. if there was a plasty for shortening the length of ball drop id get it

 

[n3ophy7e]

i can imagine your personal discomfort, but a lot of men dont think its unnnatractive.

Yep I know man. Like I said, it's not an aesthetic thing, it's a physical comfort thing

if there was a plasty for shortening the length of ball drop id get it

In this day and age, there probably is a plasty for that :D
Also, does it help if you wear tighter briefs, to like, keep them tucked up nice and neat?