Are you a pot-head?

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texass

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You know you're a pot-head when you are familar w/these things:
-3 words: puff, puff, pass
-have a lil bag of basic necessities such as:swiss army knife, clip, visine, zig-zags, a stash of roaches...etc.
-when you willingly break out your reefer and combine it w/e, or cid etc. and tell everyone it enhances it each time you trip roll etc.
-have nicknames for diff. kinds of weed, a.k.a.-skunk weed
-you can smell it from a mile radius distance, track it down and join the circle all in a matter of min.'s
-have seen Half Baked or Friday atleast 10 times and act like it's the first time you've ever seen it each time, of course you're hi at the time
-you own each of these: pipe(s), bong(s), ziz-zags, sweets
-you walk into a convenience store and they already have your pack of swisher sweets rang up by the time the door shuts
these are just a few just to name off the top of my head, what are the ones that come to mind for you?
plur!
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tEXass
 
How bout when you:
Buy your blunts by the box (50 blunts)
When you dont have 1 or 2 pipes but you collect them.
When after saving roaches for a week you can roll about 4 or 5 roach blunts.
When everyone you know always comes over to see you cause they know you always have herb.
When a resin spot appears on the inside windshiels of your car roght above the stearing wheel cause you dive with a blunt in hand almost all the time.
When you know that for a fact you have spent more money on herb then any other one thing in your life.
Funny thing is I never really consider myself a big pothead. Until now.
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A structure over nine stories high begins with a handful of earth.
A journey of a thousand miles starts with a single step. Tao 64
-David-
 
dakeva
Really hear when peeps pass by cause they know they'll get high.
How bout':
When your in a party and anyone who want's to smoke IMMIDIATELY finds you.
When your friends call you a fuckin kronic
When you're thinking of rolling another halfway through the second joint(for the hour).
When your eyes are so tired of getting bloodshot that they've perminently tarnished red-brown
Don't have anything such as a roach here in Trinidad(the most southerly isle in the caribbean)You see what we do is make a 'roll-on'
1)when joint reaches 1 1/2 to 2 inches long,you literally unroll the J.
2)REARRANGE the herb inside so as to have 1/2 inch of paper alone(at the unlit end ofcourse)
3)put the tabbakkie end of the cigarette in the paper with the weed.
4)roll it all back up
You would now have an illongated cigarette with some VERY nicely flavoured tobacco
NB. Dont use light filtered cigs though,it filters too much of mary-jane's cloud
 
You know your a pothead when.....
More than two people smoking it is automatically a blunt..
When you can buy either weed or gas to get home, you have to give it some serious thought.
You have a differient bong for each day of the week...
When you get this wierd feeling because you are actually driving sober...
When you only measure money by how much weed you can buy with it...
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There is no end to the adventures we can have if we seek
them with our eyes wide open
 
You know your a pothead when.....
More than two people smoking it is automatically a blunt..
When you can buy either weed or gas to get home, you have to give it some serious thought.
You have a differient bong for each day of the week...
When you get this wierd feeling because you are actually driving sober...
When you only measure money by how much weed you can buy with it...
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There is no end to the adventures we can have if we seek
them with our eyes wide open
 
You know your a pothead when.....
More than two people smoking it is automatically a blunt..
When you can buy either weed or gas to get home, you have to give it some serious thought.
You have a differient bong for each day of the week...
When you get this wierd feeling because you are actually driving sober...
When you only measure money by how much weed you can buy with it...
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There is no end to the adventures we can have if we seek
them with our eyes wide open
 
There are 5 different kinds of Potheads:
1)Experimenter- Smoked once or twice..liked it...
2)The Pot user- Smokes one in a while...maybe 2x a month...coughs his ass off...
3)The Pot smoker- Smokes once a week, weekends
4)The POTHEAD- Smokes everyday or more than 4 times a week. Will waste any and all mony for herb and can smoke anyone under the table
5)The Hippie- Has been smoking pot for 30 years and will never stop. these guys are the best. They have so many stories to tell the young stoner who will hang on his every word about the 60's
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Life is too short to drink cheap beer
 
you know you're a pothead when:
- the letters qp or the phrase quarter pound(er) makes your ears perk up
- if you see vases or bottles, and think how it would make a wicked bong
- you base your activities on how much you have left in your sack
thats all I can come up with right now =)
PLUR
Justin
 
When you better get another qp because you're almost out, yet you have an ounce left.
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"Trip, Trip, CandyFlip!
I'm gonna roll hard and
I'm gonna dance quick"
 
YOU KNOW YOU'RE A POTHEAD WHEN:
when all your friends try to find you on campus, knowing you have schwag.
when you want to get high as soon as you wake up in the morning.
when you want to get high to help you fall asleep.
you function better high than sober....
you forget very crucial and important things like where you parked, what day it is, what you were saying 2 sec's ago, doctors appts
when you scheduele your classes so you have time to smoke between them.
when you smoke alone... 75% of the time
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I'm a pot-head and I'm proud of it!!
Hell, I think I'll go make myself a joint right now - I just learned how to roll a joint after 4 years of smoking... That should be a sign that I'm a member of the smokers club!!
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Let yourself be loved. Let love be yourself.
PLUR, Loonie :)
 
You know when your a pothead when u buy enough weed that you can smoke for free if u sell most of what you have. A qp a week werks good.lataz
 
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