psychedelicsoul
Bluelighter
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This is why I've never been laid. Don't see this as sexist, this is based on all the girls I knew that put out a lot. All my life I was given the impression that every girl that isn't into a monogamous love-based relationship was a bitch... That's because every girl I've met that wasn't into monogamy and wasn't searching for love was a bitch.
How important is being impressive to women? Based on my experiences with women if I'm at the bar and mention that I'm working at Burger King, she'll just toss her drink in my face and be like, "Ewww.. I don't bang poor people, come back when you're... I don't know... Somebody" and then walk away laughing with her friends.
If I used most of the women I know that put out easy as an example, I'd say you need a nice car. Otherwise she see your used, cheep clunker and be like, "OMG ewww... I'm not getting in that thing"
What about looks... is there a scale of ugly that women follow... Could some lady be kind enough to post a pic of a guy who you'd describe as your "minimum standard"... As in, look as good or better than this example of never get laid. I'm totally unsure if women find me attractive or not.
(and it's not about hard work... An unemployed trust fund baby will probably get more pussy than someone working 9 to 5)
Also, if I'm anyone to talk... no pun intended... linguistics are #1. I don't need to say "avoid pick up lines" there's more to it than that.
You can't talk to slow, or she'll get bored and walk away before you even finish speaking.
You can't talk to fast, especially if you sound too happy. You need to sound cool, but not be a drag. You can't be enthusiastic or they'll be "Ewww, stop smiling you creeper"
You can't stutter either in fact... Start stuttering and she'll be like "Ewww, you sound like a retard. Go to a speech therapy with all the other retards and then come back and we'll talk".
What about having a gap in your teeth and occasionally letting tiny amounts of spit come out when you pronounce "T"s or "S"s
She'll be like "Ewww, get away from me you nasty spit machine".
And if there's one word you need to cut from your vocabulary it's "umm" or "uhhh"...
Or she'll be like "um, um, um... can you say anything else? Are you mentally challenged or something, why not hop on the short bus and find a nice girl with down syndrome. Get away from me loser"
Brand name clothing is a necessity, or she'll be like "Are you wearing Starters? LOSER!!!!" or "Ewww, you shop at ROSS? Gross!!! Who shops at Target?" But that's not all.. You need to get them from deparment stores. SEARS, Maceys, JC Penny, GAP, Old Navy, Lids (if you wear hats), and for shoes you gotta go to "Shoe Carnival" or an actual "Nike" shop at the mall. What were you planning on doing? Going to Payless, ROSS, or Wallmart and getting something similar? Please...
That "Thrift Shop" song is all one big lie... You flirt with women wearing some clothes from a thrift store prepare for them to say, "Ewww, um... I don't mess with homeless people"
But I found a trick that did make women think I was slighly cooler. I'd lie...
I'd buy a pair of shoes from ROSS, Target, Payless, or whatever... then I'd tell them I got it from the mall or from some big name department store... This worked. Because it's the same article of clothing, same brand. Except I didn't spend a shit ton on it. So lie about how much you spent on it. Otherwise, get ready to here "Ewww, your a cheapskate. My body is worth way more than your broke ass"
Or should I quote Fergie, "If you ain't got no money take yo broke ass home"
These are exaggerated.. but this is more less what all the girls I grew up with in high school who put out were like. There were girls who weren't like this, but tohse ones didn't put out. They either had or wanted a boyfriend. But I don't wanna be a boyfriend I wanna get laid, with zero boundaries. I don't wanna girlfriend. And the only way I could have gotten laid back then was if I... Lied about liking a girl basically. If I got with a girl, pretended to be her boyfriend, had sex, and dropped her when I was done...
And seriously? Do you think I'm the kind of person who wants to get laid so bad, I'd break a girls heart to do it? Really? Do I seem like an unethical jerk ass? I'm not gonna decieve a girl and hurt her feelings just so I can have something to brag about.
How important is being impressive to women? Based on my experiences with women if I'm at the bar and mention that I'm working at Burger King, she'll just toss her drink in my face and be like, "Ewww.. I don't bang poor people, come back when you're... I don't know... Somebody" and then walk away laughing with her friends.
If I used most of the women I know that put out easy as an example, I'd say you need a nice car. Otherwise she see your used, cheep clunker and be like, "OMG ewww... I'm not getting in that thing"
What about looks... is there a scale of ugly that women follow... Could some lady be kind enough to post a pic of a guy who you'd describe as your "minimum standard"... As in, look as good or better than this example of never get laid. I'm totally unsure if women find me attractive or not.
(and it's not about hard work... An unemployed trust fund baby will probably get more pussy than someone working 9 to 5)
Also, if I'm anyone to talk... no pun intended... linguistics are #1. I don't need to say "avoid pick up lines" there's more to it than that.
You can't talk to slow, or she'll get bored and walk away before you even finish speaking.
You can't talk to fast, especially if you sound too happy. You need to sound cool, but not be a drag. You can't be enthusiastic or they'll be "Ewww, stop smiling you creeper"
You can't stutter either in fact... Start stuttering and she'll be like "Ewww, you sound like a retard. Go to a speech therapy with all the other retards and then come back and we'll talk".
What about having a gap in your teeth and occasionally letting tiny amounts of spit come out when you pronounce "T"s or "S"s
She'll be like "Ewww, get away from me you nasty spit machine".
And if there's one word you need to cut from your vocabulary it's "umm" or "uhhh"...
Or she'll be like "um, um, um... can you say anything else? Are you mentally challenged or something, why not hop on the short bus and find a nice girl with down syndrome. Get away from me loser"
Brand name clothing is a necessity, or she'll be like "Are you wearing Starters? LOSER!!!!" or "Ewww, you shop at ROSS? Gross!!! Who shops at Target?" But that's not all.. You need to get them from deparment stores. SEARS, Maceys, JC Penny, GAP, Old Navy, Lids (if you wear hats), and for shoes you gotta go to "Shoe Carnival" or an actual "Nike" shop at the mall. What were you planning on doing? Going to Payless, ROSS, or Wallmart and getting something similar? Please...
That "Thrift Shop" song is all one big lie... You flirt with women wearing some clothes from a thrift store prepare for them to say, "Ewww, um... I don't mess with homeless people"
But I found a trick that did make women think I was slighly cooler. I'd lie...
I'd buy a pair of shoes from ROSS, Target, Payless, or whatever... then I'd tell them I got it from the mall or from some big name department store... This worked. Because it's the same article of clothing, same brand. Except I didn't spend a shit ton on it. So lie about how much you spent on it. Otherwise, get ready to here "Ewww, your a cheapskate. My body is worth way more than your broke ass"
Or should I quote Fergie, "If you ain't got no money take yo broke ass home"
These are exaggerated.. but this is more less what all the girls I grew up with in high school who put out were like. There were girls who weren't like this, but tohse ones didn't put out. They either had or wanted a boyfriend. But I don't wanna be a boyfriend I wanna get laid, with zero boundaries. I don't wanna girlfriend. And the only way I could have gotten laid back then was if I... Lied about liking a girl basically. If I got with a girl, pretended to be her boyfriend, had sex, and dropped her when I was done...
And seriously? Do you think I'm the kind of person who wants to get laid so bad, I'd break a girls heart to do it? Really? Do I seem like an unethical jerk ass? I'm not gonna decieve a girl and hurt her feelings just so I can have something to brag about.
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