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ANNOUNCEMENT for the n00bs

I thought that we'd already established the fact that a n00b was infact a b00b?

Welcome back or welcome or something. :D
 
and remember noobs, when BL is down, visit edot, lycaeum etc :):) they have nice forums&members too :):);)
 
If Bluelight goes down on us again, would all n00bs please make their way (swiftly & calmly) to this thread, where I will keep you updated on the situation.

Thanks
felix

p.s. boobs
 
Yes, my liege.

p.s. breasts, bosoms, bust, mammaries, teats, assets, baps, bazookas, bazoombas, boobs, boobies, cans, cannons, cakes, dirty pillows, fun bags, hooters, jubblies, jugs, knockers, melons, rack, sweater meat, tits, titties
 
felixdahousekat said:
If Bluelight goes down on us again, would all n00bs please make their way (swiftly & calmly) to this thread, where I will keep you updated on the situation.

Thanks
felix

p.s. boobs

You know... The next time Bluelight goes down, I will not use any common sense what-so-ever and will refer directly back to this thread to MAKE SURE that I am not hallucinating on whether or not BL is back up... God only knows that if we refer to our own brains that something awful may happen! :p

elektra said:
and remember noobs, when BL is down, visit edot, lycaeum etc :):) they have nice forums&members too :):);)
Full linkies plz!
 
l0ckd0wn said:
You know... The next time Bluelight goes down, I will not use any common sense what-so-ever and will refer directly back to this thread to MAKE SURE that I am not hallucinating on whether or not BL is back up... God only knows that if we refer to our own brains that something awful may happen! :p
Dude. I'm not quite sure I get your point. I'm just trying to be helpful here, and you're getting all sarcastic or some shit, man. :\ :(
 
That is nothing short of blasphemous behavior elektra. How can you bear to look at yourself in the mirror knowing that you support another forum.

You make me sick. ;)
 
Ya know, elektra... I signed up to a certain drugs forum last week (not one of those), and in my first post I happened to post a link to Bluelight. This was in response to someone's thread asking why Pillreports was down.

BAM. I got -28 karma points just for that and got my post deleted. 8)

Anyway, please don't bookmark those links anyone, cos it would really hurt my feelings if you were unnecessarily faithful to Bluelight. If BL goes down again, just come to this thread for them. %)
 
felixdahousekat said:
Dude. I'm not quite sure I get your point. I'm just trying to be helpful here, and you're getting all sarcastic or some shit, man. :\ :(
I wasnt trying to be a dick bro, it was kind of like...

Bluelight is down... how am I supposed to view the thread on BL that states that the site is down... if the site is down... it was a mockery and I apologize, I was trying to make light of the site going down... lord only knows(and my friend tony) that I checked the site probably 300 times in the 3-4 days it wasnt here!

No hard feelings man, feel free to bitch slap me at any time for the comment! :D

elektra said:

Thank you Elektra, however for my habits and questions, I think BL is the place for me! :D
 
To keep Bluelight offline I had to hold my finger down on the mouse button with the cursor over a big 'OFFLINE' button in the super-secret super moderator access panel.

I did this for almost a week.

My hand is very sore.

I did this because felix called me nasty names last week and it made me sad... so it was his fault BL was offline.

neh! :p
 
I also have a sore hand thanks to last week. All I had was a photo of lil angel and a jar of baby oil to keep me occupied. It was fun though. %)

l0ckd0wn said:
Bluelight is down... how am I supposed to view the thread on BL that states that the site is down... if the site is down...
Dude. I will tell the admins to bring this thread back up so we can see it. Simple really.

Just leave the technical stuff to me, right son? ;)
 
felixdahousekat said:
I also have a sore hand thanks to last week. All I had was a photo of lil angel and a jar of baby oil to keep me occupied. It was fun though. %)


Dude. I will tell the admins to bring this thread back up so we can see it. Simple really.

Just leave the technical stuff to me, right son? ;)

Alright, so I will leave the "techy" stuff to you... I do tech work for a living FYI ;)

AND IM NOT BUSTIN BALLS... well maybe a lil :D
 
That's what I was wondering. If the site is down...how do you see any threads?

FELIX YOU CLEARLY NEED A LEVEL-HEADED ASSISTANT to do all the thinking for you %)

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l0ckd0wn said:
Alright, so I will leave the "techy" stuff to you... I do tech work for a living FYI ;)
Oh really. 8) I build OIL RIGS for a living, what do you do, sparky? Clearly you have no understanding of how the interwebs work, so I suggest you back. the. fuck. off. while the grownups are talking. :X

=D
 
Deathrow558 said:
That's what I was wondering. If the site is down...how do you see any threads?

FELIX YOU CLEARLY NEED A LEVEL-HEADED ASSISTANT to do all the thinking for you %)
Sorry mate, but I'm afraid you're not the golden boy any more. You've really neglected this place recently, you must admit that. :\

One of the main qualifications for my sidekick (if that ever happens) is the ability to know, at all times, when I am taking the piss throughout an entire thread, and play along without me having to explain things to you. 8) :D
 
felixdahousekat said:
One of the main qualifications for my sidekick (if that ever happens) is the ability to know, at all times, when I am taking the piss throughout an entire thread, and play along without me having to explain things to you. 8) :D

Bah you've ruined it. I was taking the piss at you taking the piss! Like a double piss take. Honestly...8(

As for neglecting the forum...well...yeah but don't you worry I'm back again to welcome the new boys with open arms and a warm spot in my bed.
 
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