Aliens Abducted Me And Probed Me

[steve022]

I was abducted and ass raped by aliens last night. I was walking downstairs when a bluish light came through the windows. I heard spaceship noises and then noticed a tall gray figure walk into the room. They dragged me into a craft and I remember little of what happened next just bits and pieces of utter horror. First, they stripped me naked, performed experiments on me and then inserted a strange device into my rectum which was very painful Then, they scanned my body and inserted a small device into my arm which I can still feel under the skin Then, they returned me and I was naked in my kitchen and came to after the spacecraft was gone. I was not on any drugs at all at the time and I swear this really happened

 

[pill_billy]

Ive seen a UFO before sooo IDK how to feel about your post... but yea good luck with that

 

[MissBehavin'_416]

Well, at least your penis is better....

T.R.O.L.L.

 

[Mysterie]

rule #1 of BL: dont make threads which offer no material for meaningful discussions.

 

[RecklessWOT]

Idk about that being the #1 rule here, but it's certainly a rule and a good one too.

Dude please stop fucking trolling NASADD so hard. Take that shit to the lounge where being a tool is actually widely embraced.

Closed.