special_kid
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it would actully be "special_kid's scam," and do you think it would work.
here is the initial info, i'll try to keep it as simple as possible:
special_kid (s_k) takes a lot of opiate based pills and has a very high opiate tolerance.
(s_k) takes a lot of benzos and has an extremely high tollerance.
last week i had to have one of my bi-annually colonoscopies (yes, they do fuckin suck) because of chrones/colitus. during the procedure the patient is supposed to be put into what's called "twighlight sleep" where he/she is able to communicate and respond to a Dr. in every way, but feels no pain, doesn't really comprehend what's happening, and typically will not remember 90%-100% of the procedure. and this "twilight sleep" is usually attained eaisaly in a patient by giving him/her a combination of Demerol and Verced (usually using anywhere between 25-100ml IV of Demerol and between 1-3mg of Verced IV). Usually the paitient leaves the procedure sorta asleep or totally asleep, and it usually takes anywhere from a half hour to a couple hours for a patient to come back to a sufficient state of alertness that someone can drive him/her home from the hospital.
however, this is not what happens when special_kid gets a colonoscopy. last week (S_K) goes into procedure room and asks the Doc "to check for sure how much of each medication he gave (S_K) the last time because it didn't really do anything (it didn't, (S_K) was screaming the whole time, told the Doc & nurces what (S_K) really thought of each one of them using only four letter words, (S_K) remembered the whole procedure (no amnesia effect from the verced), and walked right off the table when they took (S_K) back to the "recovery room" to the person who was taking me home). so (S_K's) Doc said, "wow, we used 125mg demerol and 5mg verced." (S_K) was like "wow" too.
anyway, he told the nurces to start giving me the medications... and after like 30seconds of answering their (is he fucked up yet) questions, one of the nurces was like "his speech hasn't slurred a bit. (S_K) knew already that they had given him a shit load of meds, so (S_K) said, "that shit's not going to happen, you have to give me more." so the doc comes over and looks at me asks me a few questions, and then gets two more syringes and puts all their contents into an iv tube.
at this time, i started to feel good, but in no way was i out of it, and in no way did i not feel pain. actually as soon as he started the procedure i made clear to them what the horrible pain of having a big tube stuck in your ass and moved through your entire colon sounds like; (S_K) screamed, he yelled, he cussed at everyone and so on (the doctor even made the interns who were there, leave). after all was said and done, the same thing had happend to (S_K) as last time, and this time the doctor used the most demarol and verced that he was leagally allowed to (175mg demarol, 8mg Verced) without bringing in an anasteisiologist(spl??????). so next time they have it set up so i will really be put out (i'm skepticle).
but here's where my little scam comes in. when you go to the dentist and get your wisdom teeth removed, they use the same stuff, demarol and verced, right? so (S_K) already knows that there is no way they can get him in that "twighlight sleep." BUT, (S_K) won't tell them that the drugs are not affecting (S_K) how they're supposed to (or let them find that out for themselves) until after they give (S_K) the medication. so (S_K) will be feeling real good, but there's no way in hell they can do the procedure because (S_K) is not out of it enough to pull his teeth. so, (S_K) will end up getting high on free IV meds... and then (S_K) will tell them again how bad his teeth hurt (the initial reason (S_K) wanted his teeth pulled, right?) and they'll have to give him scripts to control the pain since they couldn't do the procedure... and after seeing how "resistant" his body is to demerol, maybe they'll hook (S_K) up with some OCs.... and maybe (S_K) can pull this off from dentist to dentist.... seriously, what do you think? does anyone know for sure what meds a dentist uses when pulling wisdom teeth? (S_K's) little bro had it done and said he thought for sure they told him it was just demarol and verced.
what do you think?
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all of you who are: blazin, smokin, tokin, rollin, snortin, raillin, bumpin, poundin, popping, droppin, bangin, pluggin, rippin, wippin... need to stop trippin! i'm ONLY "FUCKIN" around.
here is the initial info, i'll try to keep it as simple as possible:
special_kid (s_k) takes a lot of opiate based pills and has a very high opiate tolerance.
(s_k) takes a lot of benzos and has an extremely high tollerance.
last week i had to have one of my bi-annually colonoscopies (yes, they do fuckin suck) because of chrones/colitus. during the procedure the patient is supposed to be put into what's called "twighlight sleep" where he/she is able to communicate and respond to a Dr. in every way, but feels no pain, doesn't really comprehend what's happening, and typically will not remember 90%-100% of the procedure. and this "twilight sleep" is usually attained eaisaly in a patient by giving him/her a combination of Demerol and Verced (usually using anywhere between 25-100ml IV of Demerol and between 1-3mg of Verced IV). Usually the paitient leaves the procedure sorta asleep or totally asleep, and it usually takes anywhere from a half hour to a couple hours for a patient to come back to a sufficient state of alertness that someone can drive him/her home from the hospital.
however, this is not what happens when special_kid gets a colonoscopy. last week (S_K) goes into procedure room and asks the Doc "to check for sure how much of each medication he gave (S_K) the last time because it didn't really do anything (it didn't, (S_K) was screaming the whole time, told the Doc & nurces what (S_K) really thought of each one of them using only four letter words, (S_K) remembered the whole procedure (no amnesia effect from the verced), and walked right off the table when they took (S_K) back to the "recovery room" to the person who was taking me home). so (S_K's) Doc said, "wow, we used 125mg demerol and 5mg verced." (S_K) was like "wow" too.
anyway, he told the nurces to start giving me the medications... and after like 30seconds of answering their (is he fucked up yet) questions, one of the nurces was like "his speech hasn't slurred a bit. (S_K) knew already that they had given him a shit load of meds, so (S_K) said, "that shit's not going to happen, you have to give me more." so the doc comes over and looks at me asks me a few questions, and then gets two more syringes and puts all their contents into an iv tube.
at this time, i started to feel good, but in no way was i out of it, and in no way did i not feel pain. actually as soon as he started the procedure i made clear to them what the horrible pain of having a big tube stuck in your ass and moved through your entire colon sounds like; (S_K) screamed, he yelled, he cussed at everyone and so on (the doctor even made the interns who were there, leave). after all was said and done, the same thing had happend to (S_K) as last time, and this time the doctor used the most demarol and verced that he was leagally allowed to (175mg demarol, 8mg Verced) without bringing in an anasteisiologist(spl??????). so next time they have it set up so i will really be put out (i'm skepticle).
but here's where my little scam comes in. when you go to the dentist and get your wisdom teeth removed, they use the same stuff, demarol and verced, right? so (S_K) already knows that there is no way they can get him in that "twighlight sleep." BUT, (S_K) won't tell them that the drugs are not affecting (S_K) how they're supposed to (or let them find that out for themselves) until after they give (S_K) the medication. so (S_K) will be feeling real good, but there's no way in hell they can do the procedure because (S_K) is not out of it enough to pull his teeth. so, (S_K) will end up getting high on free IV meds... and then (S_K) will tell them again how bad his teeth hurt (the initial reason (S_K) wanted his teeth pulled, right?) and they'll have to give him scripts to control the pain since they couldn't do the procedure... and after seeing how "resistant" his body is to demerol, maybe they'll hook (S_K) up with some OCs.... and maybe (S_K) can pull this off from dentist to dentist.... seriously, what do you think? does anyone know for sure what meds a dentist uses when pulling wisdom teeth? (S_K's) little bro had it done and said he thought for sure they told him it was just demarol and verced.
what do you think?
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all of you who are: blazin, smokin, tokin, rollin, snortin, raillin, bumpin, poundin, popping, droppin, bangin, pluggin, rippin, wippin... need to stop trippin! i'm ONLY "FUCKIN" around.