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Funny (but dark) Opiate Stories

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3DQSAR

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Although the life of a baghead is generally extremely bleak. Users are ostracised and considered to have 'brought it upon themselves'. But I think it reasonable to say that those who use opioids do so as a form of self-medication. It's simply that they are the last bastion of socially unacceptable drugs. Like most people, some are good, some are bad, most are OK.

So I thought I would bring up a few real incidents. How to deal with the bad things. The stuff where you either laugh or cry.

The first group of opioid users I knew were in Manchester circa 1987-1988. They were all quite decent and generous people but they did live (and die) to use their drug of choice. They were a generation older than me and sort of looked out for me... but.

I was sat in a friend's home rolling a spliff while the others did their own thing, as you do. A few minutes later one guy (Dopey Dave) ODed and went blue. Total panic in the days before naloxone.

Tony says 'We need to call an ambulance right NOW'
Stuart 'The phone has been cut off'
Tony 'Well run to the phone box, it's only around the corner'
Stu 'It's f**ked, vandals'
Just then Jenny, a girl who had also been smoking hash with me piped up 'oh, can't we just sent them a postcard?'. Not being nasty, just stoned.

Dopey Dave LIVED after extensive work by me and her. It was a very harsh way to learn how dangerous the stuff is, but to his credit, Dopey Dave bought us both a Chinese takeaway as thanks for our efforts.

We did laugh a lot. But at the time, it was VERY scary to be essentially straight and to watch someone dying in front of you.

Anyone else been through such travails?
 
One time I was off a little bit of oxy, probably ten mg, was young, but I jumped onto some like 6 foot kids shoulders (on pavement and without real good warning in his defense) and he just flung me forward onto the pavement instead of off to the side into the grass. I think I broke my arm, so I went home and took two more. Good times.
 
Well, as I've noted elsewhere, it's termed 'a fix' rather than a ;mend' for good reason. Nothing good lies down that path.
 
3DQSAR said:
Although the life of a baghead is generally extremely bleak. Users are ostracised and considered to have 'brought it upon themselves'. But I think it reasonable to say that those who use opioids do so as a form of self-medication. It's simply that they are the last bastion of socially unacceptable drugs. Like most people, some are good, some are bad, most are OK.

So I thought I would bring up a few real incidents. How to deal with the bad things. The stuff where you either laugh or cry.
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A guy I gave my belt to so he could shoot up & was fresh out of doing several years banged a whole bag & went right over.
HIs turned blue, fitting, foam coming out his mouth & making a weird noise I heard on ISIS beheading videos when the throat is cut & I get my belt off him & leave the flat ASAP.

A friend had been injecting Freebase a-PVP for days with Heroin as a chaser, he went right over, eyes rolled into his head & became so hot I could feel the heat coming off him. He had a massive seizure then jumped up with a look in his eyes of a Wild Tiger, began roaring, ripped his top off & ran at me with a dirty 2ml trying to stab me in the face.
 
Zopiclone bandit said:
A guy I gave my belt to so he could shoot up & was fresh out of doing several years banged a whole bag & went right over.
HIs turned blue, fitting, foam coming out his mouth & making a weird noise I heard on ISIS beheading videos when the throat is cut & I get my belt off him & leave the flat ASAP
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=D ;)
 
Zopiclone bandit said:
A guy I gave my belt to so he could shoot up & was fresh out of doing several years banged a whole bag & went right over.
HIs turned blue, fitting, foam coming out his mouth & making a weird noise I heard on ISIS beheading videos when the throat is cut & I get my belt off him & leave the flat ASAP.

A friend had been injecting Freebase a-PVP for days with Heroin as a chaser, he went right over, eyes rolled into his head & became so hot I could feel the heat coming off him. He had a massive seizure then jumped up with a look in his eyes of a Wild Tiger, began roaring, ripped his top off & ran at me with a dirty 2ml trying to stab me in the face.
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A Post_Ictal Psychose maybe ?
If so he won t remember a thing of what he had done.

They can occur post-during-pre seizures, had em more as once.
And even in between, that is at least what i think.
Though never was into Opiod s that was not the cause in my case.
Was told i looked most like a human Gorilla gone bezurk.

My Mom was so scared she got a ambulance & cops,
i was bordering violent. And/ or hurting myself,
while in complete amnesia.
 
My classic tale is the one where I OD’d at my dealer’s gaff after a long, long day of clucking hard. I came around sometime the following morning and heard my dealer and a close friend I’d arrived with arguing the toss over who as gonna chop me up and who was gonna dispose of the parts. Both had been smoking crack all night and were paranoid as fuck. Should’ve seen their faces when I shouted up the stairs… :D
 
Shambles said:
My classic tale is the one where I OD’d at my dealer’s gaff after a long, long day of clucking hard. I came around sometime the following morning and heard my dealer and a close friend I’d arrived with arguing the toss over who as gonna chop me up and who was gonna dispose of the parts. Both had been smoking crack all night and were paranoid as fuck. Should’ve seen their faces when I shouted up the stairs… :D
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Shambles said:
My classic tale is the one where I OD’d at my dealer’s gaff after a long, long day of clucking hard. I came around sometime the following morning and heard my dealer and a close friend I’d arrived with arguing the toss over who as gonna chop me up and who was gonna dispose of the parts. Both had been smoking crack all night and were paranoid as fuck. Should’ve seen their faces when I shouted up the stairs… :D
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If you had died the gas in your Stomach would have made you explode the moment Oxygen would have got into you, they would have been sprayed with stomach acid & blood etc.

The best way to deal with you would have been to stuff you in a tub of Acid or toss you to Pigs as they would clean any evidence away so fast. Everyone thinks they can cut a Corpse up, it's not that easy.

"At the Sunday news conference, federal agents described "the recipe" followed by the Stewmaker: "The procedure to dispose of the corpses was to fill a drum with 200 liters of water and then put two sacks of caustic soda, put it over a fire and when it started to boil, put in the bodies. The human remains, according to the federal agents, cooked for eight hours, and afterward there was nothing left but teeth and nails. After the liquid cooled, Meza allegedly put the remains in a plastic tub, took it to an empty lot and burned it with gasoline, according to federal agents."
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Here is one --- I am flourishing at the time and have an abundance of everything. Where I live not so much H though so when some came into town I traded for a g; was so far gone on w/e else I forgot I traded for it and it sat there while I got sick for many hours before someone reminded me they just hooked me up that day and no way I went through it all.
 
I've recently had it confirmed that I have a hernia. I cannot remember for 100% certain how I acquired it, but I think it's likely that it may well have been whilst straining to pass stools, during phases of opiate use.

I remember on one occasion, pushing and straning for a long time, to pass what felt like was surely going to be the most huge and spiky log ever. It felt like immovable concrete, but after all that effort, when things finally "moved", all I had to show it for it was a small dollop of rock hard poo, literally the exact same size and shape as an acorn, which sank straight to the bottom of the pan! :roll eyes:

I was expecting at the very least something like a concrete asteroid, considering the amount of effort and pain it took. :\
 
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One time I wanted pain pills really bad. We would do all kinds of shit from faking kidney stones to epidemitis which required us to get swabbed…well…you kno where for STDs. Every time. We would pop three different hospitals at this time there weren’t check and balances. Imagine how many painful pokes with that swab we had to go thru. My one friend didn’t know the full process and I was standing outside the room when I heard the scream. I know I should have warned him but he could have told the nurse no.

One time I literally had my friend kick me in the nuts like 5 times to get pain meds. God the desperation don’t miss that lol
 
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