smokedopetillidie
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Lemme preface by saying I’ve never had a good benzo experience. Always instantly lose control and do some embarassing shit. Yet I always get a kick when buddies tell me the stupid ass shit I did. If you’ve got any funny benzo stories(even if you’re a little ashamed) drop em below, 10 bucks if you’ve got one worse than me.
I’ll start it off with my funniest yet worst story. So I’m at home from college over break. Parents home siblings home so idk wtf I was thinking but I had this idea I could be chill and sneaky off benzos. We’ve got two staircases in my house as we live in a skinny townhouse. So I pop two schoolbuses and already I’m fucked. I get fucked up off benzos so it really hits. Mind you I’ve got a bag of like 12 bars(I don’t even remember). Well I’ve been hitting dabs in the bathroom cause of the fan. I decide I want a beer, I’m on the second floor and the fridge with alcohol is all the way in the garage past the basement. Parents bedroom is central point between both staircases so I’m already plotting. I’m deep in thought and idk how but slammed my nose into the sink(I don’t fuckin know) shit disoriented me mad, but it didn’t stop me from getting to the stairs. Go down the first set all good quiet(or so I think) second sets a little dark but it’s no problem(again I think) I get to the fridge and recognize I’m very fucked up atp I had popped maybe 6 and the dabs are slowing my brain function. So I’m not about to make another trip. My dumbass grabs 6 fucking beers while holding my phone and the bag in my pocket that I’m afraid to crush. About half way up the first set. Lose my balance. Full fucking tumble backwards. Gather all the beer I can find and finally get to the top. Second set same story. But way worse, full tumble and roll backwards ending on my ass right in front of parents bedroom. When I finally get to my room I got 3 beers. Parents come up asking wtf is going on and I’m surprised asf cause I thought I was sneaky. While they talking to me I just kinda go to bed. Wake up the next day in so much pain. Bruises on every part of my body that can be bruised. Apparently I had dropped 1 beer on the first set and 2 on the second. Stepped in the shattered glass got wet prolly why I slipped and thugged that shit out to my room. Still to this day think about it and cringe
I’ll start it off with my funniest yet worst story. So I’m at home from college over break. Parents home siblings home so idk wtf I was thinking but I had this idea I could be chill and sneaky off benzos. We’ve got two staircases in my house as we live in a skinny townhouse. So I pop two schoolbuses and already I’m fucked. I get fucked up off benzos so it really hits. Mind you I’ve got a bag of like 12 bars(I don’t even remember). Well I’ve been hitting dabs in the bathroom cause of the fan. I decide I want a beer, I’m on the second floor and the fridge with alcohol is all the way in the garage past the basement. Parents bedroom is central point between both staircases so I’m already plotting. I’m deep in thought and idk how but slammed my nose into the sink(I don’t fuckin know) shit disoriented me mad, but it didn’t stop me from getting to the stairs. Go down the first set all good quiet(or so I think) second sets a little dark but it’s no problem(again I think) I get to the fridge and recognize I’m very fucked up atp I had popped maybe 6 and the dabs are slowing my brain function. So I’m not about to make another trip. My dumbass grabs 6 fucking beers while holding my phone and the bag in my pocket that I’m afraid to crush. About half way up the first set. Lose my balance. Full fucking tumble backwards. Gather all the beer I can find and finally get to the top. Second set same story. But way worse, full tumble and roll backwards ending on my ass right in front of parents bedroom. When I finally get to my room I got 3 beers. Parents come up asking wtf is going on and I’m surprised asf cause I thought I was sneaky. While they talking to me I just kinda go to bed. Wake up the next day in so much pain. Bruises on every part of my body that can be bruised. Apparently I had dropped 1 beer on the first set and 2 on the second. Stepped in the shattered glass got wet prolly why I slipped and thugged that shit out to my room. Still to this day think about it and cringe