ohline
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lol that's a little better
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lol that's a little better 
RecklessWOT
Bluelight Crew
Got spectacularly trashed for two days straight and spent most of sunday hanging out on a frozen lake. I also just bought a new truck
RecklessWOT
Bluelight Crew
where the fuck is the life in this fucking place.
ohline
Bluelighter
at the bar, picking up bitches.
RecklessWOT
Bluelight Crew
^I was working on that, but didn't quite succeed. I am home now and have to work in 6 hours.
ohline
Bluelighter
needs more flunitrazepam.
purplefirefly
Bluelight Crew
Morning guise....
Looks like we're gonna be getting fucktons of snow.....should be awesome *seething sarcasm*
Binge_Artist
Ex-Bluelighter
Why all the sarcasm?
You should be happy..after all, when's the last time you got a good 8 inches? Today would be a great day for building a snowman.
purplefirefly
Bluelight Crew
8 inches?? It's going to be more like 10.....I mean, why would a weatherman exaggerate about something like that???
I've always been partial to snow angels
Binge_Artist
Ex-Bluelighter
I've always been partial to snow angels
There's a joke to be made about how you'd like to be on your back frantically flailing your arms and legs while getting covered in some wet white substance..but I just don't have the energy this morning.
Binge_Artist
Ex-Bluelighter
And as far as this goes..once the weatherman gets all you pretty little girls bundled up so nicely, it's too late for y'all to back out; he's already made the sell.
If he comes up a few inches shorter than advertised, it's your problem, not his.
purplefirefly
Bluelight Crew
It becomes his problem when us pretty girls shed all of our winter clothing, head to Florida, and leave the weatherman holding the blue balls of his pom pom winter hat in his hand.
As you can see, there are always ways around these sorts of matters....
Binge_Artist
Ex-Bluelighter
No worries, baby..the weatherman understands.
Some chicks just ain't into snow..so, if you, big Sue, moustasche Mary, skillz~4~thrillz, and "too-much-bad-experience-and-early-abuse-from-snow-and-just-wants-a-mother-figure" Nancy wanna strip down and jump the fence to Florida and soak up some rays, then it ain't no hair off the weatherman's back..
*waves rainbow flag*
purplefirefly
Bluelight Crew
Well, the weatherman could still come out winning if he changed his career path from weatherman to cameraman
Nbd, js
Of course, if he has a rainbow flag in such close proximity he may be way too interested in snow to ever appreciate a sun kissed sand angel
Binge_Artist
Ex-Bluelighter
Yes, I'm sure footage of Sue and Nancy could be sold to Animal Planet..
prettyfirefly said:
Interest in snow wouldn't necessarily preclude interest in your crowd. I wouldn't be surprised one bit if Mary were packin'.
purplefirefly
Bluelight Crew
Assumption made seems omniscient. Interesting notion, "lady" omitted very essential weighing information. That hurts beach angels
Binge_Artist
Ex-Bluelighter
So adorable..if only you weren't a man hating lesbian, I'd kiss you on the lips..
purplefirefly
Bluelight Crew
Yeah, it takes time, dedication, and perserverance.....good thing I have no problem going after and getting exactly what I want.
Binge_Artist
Ex-Bluelighter
purplefirefly
Bluelight Crew
I thought that was pretty clear.....- Status