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Social If you don't wash it, I won't suck it. What is your dealbreaker in a relationship?

Fiori di Bella said:
I must be freshly bathed in a moisturizing + scented bubble bath. The bath takes place after I shower, which I try to do earlier in the day. The shower is where I take care of all my shaving needs.

I usually use a brown sugar body scrub, which makes my skin feel heavenly and gives it a bit of sheen, which pairs perfectly with candlelight. I don’t ever combine shaving with my bubble bath. On occasion I will do the sugar scrub in the shower. I often brush my teeth and use mouthwash while I’m still in the tub.

Prior to my bath, I select a sexy bra + panties combo that I’ll put on after my bath. I don’t like to come out naked, plus my lacy bits seem to be well received.

After I’ve poured my bath, I want my partner (I currently don’t have anyone special in my life) to take a shower and I’ll offer him a new toothbrush + mouthwash. I make it clear that if he smells like sweat, or any manner of unpleasantness, I’m not turned on at all.

A very clean body is not just a requirement for sex; it’s a big part of what turns me on.
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that sounds a bit extreme I have to say...
 
I've read stories from single men that are worse. 8 hours of prep just to be ghosted.

When my partner and I are in the mood, the only thing standing between us are two hard cocks.
 
I like both men and women but I have different standards for each.
For men my deal breaker is looks.
For women its being crazy or a bitch.
 
The Wizard of the Creek said:
Worms is what you need to worry about. Most people don’t release they have worms and live with them their whole lives. If you have cats and dogs and eat your partner’s asshole out than you have worms my friend. Time to actually buy some horse dewormer paste to get rid of those fucking parasites.
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Or just any street cocaine will do, given the Levamisole content that seems prevalent.
 
Joey said:
Smells and kindness and all that… it’s amazing how much something as simple as just the smell of someone alone can determine attraction. Everything else could be perfect, but if you don’t like how he smells… yeah whatever. That’s a dealbreaker for me too.
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Funnily enough I let go of someone recently for just that reason! I didn't tell her that if course!
 
Haha yeah that'd be infinite. Like if the turn on thread had a poll... I happen to be a bitten down m, chipped nail varnish man for instance...
 
Fiori di Bella said:
I must be freshly bathed in a moisturizing + scented bubble bath. The bath takes place after I shower, which I try to do earlier in the day. The shower is where I take care of all my shaving needs.

I usually use a brown sugar body scrub, which makes my skin feel heavenly and gives it a bit of sheen, which pairs perfectly with candlelight. I don’t ever combine shaving with my bubble bath. On occasion I will do the sugar scrub in the shower. I often brush my teeth and use mouthwash while I’m still in the tub.

Prior to my bath, I select a sexy bra + panties combo that I’ll put on after my bath. I don’t like to come out naked, plus my lacy bits seem to be well received.

After I’ve poured my bath, I want my partner (I currently don’t have anyone special in my life) to take a shower and I’ll offer him a new toothbrush + mouthwash. I make it clear that if he smells like sweat, or any manner of unpleasantness, I’m not turned on at all.
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Reminds me of this a bit (starting around 45 seconds in)

 
@Iceman1216 it was like really Eucalyptusy. There were other issues of attraction of course or I would have explored to see which hair/skin products she used. I'm not a psycho, honest!
 
common types of perfume (unless it's like homemade essential oils, rosemary etc)

scented trash bags/ toilet paper (it actually pisses me off that these even exist)

glade/ febreeze plug- in type stuff.

yankee candle type smells.

dryer sheets.

if you like that type of artificial smell and need to have it on you or in your home, we cannot be together.

it's not even a thing of principle, i literally can't be around that stuff (headaches, stinging nostrils, inability to breathe if it's strong enough)
 
I actually prefer when my partner smells. I want them to smell A LOT. I think its like a drug.

Deal breaker? being a drug addict. Im in recovery.

I love eating ass and as long as its semi clean were cool. I love butt play, onto me or onto them lol.

That ass vampire joke had me dying though haha.
 
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