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polarthedog

polarthedog

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I have recently found that if you take a latex glove, put oil in it, get in the shower, and put your cock in the glove, then turn the water on hot, jack off into the glove with the hot water hitting the latex glove to heat up the oil inside, It makes me cum way harder.

Just thought the world should know, this takes masturbating to a whole new level.
 
polarthedog said:
I have recently found that if you take a latex glove, put oil in it, get in the shower, and put your cock in the glove, then turn the water on hot, jack off into the glove with the hot water hitting the latex glove to heat up the oil inside, It makes me cum way harder.
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reminds me of being a teenager, did a few creative things like that to mimic a vagina like putting lube like olive oil inside a ziploc bag and putting it in between two mattresses... crude but it got the job done

honestly dude just invest $20 in a pocket pussy on amazon or $80 for a good one, way better than what you're doing, trust me

still, even fleshlights get old after awhile....
 
Perforated said:
coconut oil
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I'll keep that in mind. Never tried it. Baby oil isn't that great. Water based lubes are OK but don't last very long during meth jerk seminars.

Honestly I tend to stick to petroleum jelly for some reason even though it's far from the best. I don't know why. Old faithful and it's very very cheap?

IDK, the only time I actually use lube to masturbate is when I'm on stims. I don't normally use my sex toys.

On a normal day I simply use my hand and no lube to jerk off... (when I'm not high on anything)
 

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@polarthedog check this out... only $15 and trust me it's way better than whatever you're doing. You can also heat this thing up so it's warm (you can pre-heat it in hot water). Lube it up and go to town.

Have fun
 
Snafu of the Forest said:

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@polarthedog check this out... only $15 and trust me it's way better than whatever you're doing. You can also heat this thing up so it's warm (you can pre-heat it in hot water). Lube it up and go to town.

Have fun
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I never knew they were that cheap, what about one that vibrates though
 
OK here is my tried and tested method for getting myself off in a truly luxurious fashion XD

(that's for those occasions you're not in an urgent hurry and really feel like making a meal of it.)

You will need :
1 hot flannel
1 plastic bag (like a freezer bag)
some lube
a pair of rubber gloves (not quite as kinky as it sounds xd)

Procedure :
boil up some hot water and soak the flannel.
Wring out just enough so it doesn't drip.
(this is where the rubber gloves come in.)
Immediately enclose flannel in the plastic bag to trap the heat.
Proceed to rub it all over your crotch while still wearing trousers.
Once it cools down a little, pull down trousers and rub over your underpants.
When just cooled down enough to be bearable on naked skin (by which time you should have steam coming out your ears) slather in lube and continue.
... ONLY start handling yourself when you really can't take it anymore and THEN absolutely go to town on yourself.

I promise minds will be blown. 😜
 
i remember a saying that some guys in jail would say, my boyfriends gay, not me, he's the one sucking it. or multiple other variations.

Basically a lot of guys in there think it's only gay if your the one giving the blowjob or the one getting a dick in the butt, but the other guy isn't gay
 
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