CEPS Meme and Satire Megathread v2019
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Bagseed
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jordan peterson is def full of shit
Neopunk
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Yeah. I hate his guts so much I can't find adequate words to describe my hate. Not even his carnivore diet grift, the most disgusting thing is his reappropriation of the old Nazi conspiracy theory of "Cultural Bolshevism" which he now sells als "Cultural Marxism". He literally spouts nazi propaganda. Confronted with it in his debate with Zizek, he couldn't name one author he could describe as post-modern Marxist he fears so much, despite claiming he researched this topic a lot. This guy is a fuckin fraud.
I really hate everything about him.
I really hate everything about him.
jose ribas da silva
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Neoliberalism, it is a funny thing. Let’s see what happens in the US.
Well, the miserable worker, named Jose Ribas da Silva, has a job that pays $ 20/hour, reasonable salary, a reasonable job for our persona non grata. Paid time off: 20 days. Since Jose loves unprotected sex and hard drugs (cheating on his wife), he got gonorrhea and Pseudomonas aeruginosa, both antibiotic resistant strains. 20 days in the hospital, receiving IV antibiotic cocktails. Jose is a warrior, he survived. However, there is no more vacations during the rest of the year… what will happen if he got sick again?
Since Jose is from Brazil, he and his wife went to the US looking for the American way of life. The job that Jose got pays $ 400/month in a health insurance, the cost sharing for using the emergence room is about $300. In an emergency situation, Jose takes an uber, of course, never calling an ambulance. In addition, Jose needs to pay $800 for his wife’s insurance, because his contract does not allow dependents. Hummm, 20 days in the hospital… Jose is bankrupted; he is now planning a fugue via Mexico to Brazil, he does not know how to climb walls, nonetheless, he hopes there are no walls there.
In the morning of the aforementioned fugue, Jose bought some newspapers; he likes being informed. At that specific morning, he read that the military expenses would be increased in a near future…
What happens in Brazil?
Here, “where the monkeys live in the cities”, the public health system is totally free. Excellent quality (can be tough to book a non-urgent appointment sometimes, though), everything is free for everyone, even the most expensive treatments, such as oncological ones, etc.
If Jose, back to Brazil, get sick, his vacations will continue there, same time, these are two separate subjects.
The minimum amount of days, for a vacation period, is 30, for all workers.
These benefits in brazil were conquered before the Second World War, before the US consolidates itself as the richest country in the world. After that, because of the cold war, the US’ interferences in Brazil made shit like Bolsonaro reaches the power (of course, we have our shits too, A LOT OF THEM, including monkeys' shit)
Well, the miserable worker, named Jose Ribas da Silva, has a job that pays $ 20/hour, reasonable salary, a reasonable job for our persona non grata. Paid time off: 20 days. Since Jose loves unprotected sex and hard drugs (cheating on his wife), he got gonorrhea and Pseudomonas aeruginosa, both antibiotic resistant strains. 20 days in the hospital, receiving IV antibiotic cocktails. Jose is a warrior, he survived. However, there is no more vacations during the rest of the year… what will happen if he got sick again?
Since Jose is from Brazil, he and his wife went to the US looking for the American way of life. The job that Jose got pays $ 400/month in a health insurance, the cost sharing for using the emergence room is about $300. In an emergency situation, Jose takes an uber, of course, never calling an ambulance. In addition, Jose needs to pay $800 for his wife’s insurance, because his contract does not allow dependents. Hummm, 20 days in the hospital… Jose is bankrupted; he is now planning a fugue via Mexico to Brazil, he does not know how to climb walls, nonetheless, he hopes there are no walls there.
In the morning of the aforementioned fugue, Jose bought some newspapers; he likes being informed. At that specific morning, he read that the military expenses would be increased in a near future…
What happens in Brazil?
Here, “where the monkeys live in the cities”, the public health system is totally free. Excellent quality (can be tough to book a non-urgent appointment sometimes, though), everything is free for everyone, even the most expensive treatments, such as oncological ones, etc.
If Jose, back to Brazil, get sick, his vacations will continue there, same time, these are two separate subjects.
The minimum amount of days, for a vacation period, is 30, for all workers.
These benefits in brazil were conquered before the Second World War, before the US consolidates itself as the richest country in the world. After that, because of the cold war, the US’ interferences in Brazil made shit like Bolsonaro reaches the power (of course, we have our shits too, A LOT OF THEM, including monkeys' shit)
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cduggles
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CDUGGY you know what I'm not going to say heresome homosexual guys would TOWER OVER YOU and have the ability to abuse you like a fucking doll.
Captain.Heroin
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lol
trust me i wouldn't walk up to a man and a woman getting it on and fuck around
Fuck w/ them at your own risk TBPH.
TheLoveBandit
Retired Never Was, Coulda been wannabe
Over the weekend, the US (note, I'm not crediting Trump, lol) killed Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi in Syria. I bring this news to the meme thread because the Washington Post had a headline they went back and changed (I have serious issues with MSM reporting, this is but one example), spawning several replies worth noting in this thread:
^^ With several that follow that tweet
^^ With several that follow that tweet
https://twitter.com/EatItMiami/status/1188489327099174917?s=20
https://twitter.com/artic_cat/status/1188553419507851264?s=20
https://twitter.com/PJC1217/status/1188539080172277761?s=20
There are more out there, but you get the idea
^^ With several that follow that tweet
^^ With several that follow that tweet
https://twitter.com/EatItMiami/status/1188489327099174917?s=20
https://twitter.com/artic_cat/status/1188553419507851264?s=20
https://twitter.com/PJC1217/status/1188539080172277761?s=20
There are more out there, but you get the idea
Xorkoth
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Over the weekend, the US (note, I'm not crediting Trump, lol) killed Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi in Syria. I bring this news to the meme thread because the Washington Post had a headline they went back and changed (I have serious issues with MSM reporting, this is but one example), spawning several replies worth noting in this thread:
^^ With several that follow that tweet
^^ With several that follow that tweet
https://twitter.com/EatItMiami/status/1188489327099174917?s=20
https://twitter.com/artic_cat/status/1188553419507851264?s=20
https://twitter.com/PJC1217/status/1188539080172277761?s=20
There are more out there, but you get the idea
Wow, what the fuck. Let it not be said by me that the media doesn't attempt to tear down Trump at any expense, in addition to him doing it to himself. It's fucking stupid because they could not, and all the same people would still feel the same way, except they could actually have some integrity and be trustworthy.
Hylight
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He didn't do anything yet. . .
So who hasn't grabbed at some snatch or had their snatch grabbed at.
Like yeah, that would be a miracle.
Even neil tyson degrasse is all like okay you got me, i've been accused in an elevator or something like that. What about electing someone gay or maybe a heroine addict.
Why not anthony kiedis for election. because it doesn't make sense, they all got somthin on each other.
fuckin clowns. . . . . Oooops sori mr. president.
So who hasn't grabbed at some snatch or had their snatch grabbed at.
Like yeah, that would be a miracle.
Even neil tyson degrasse is all like okay you got me, i've been accused in an elevator or something like that. What about electing someone gay or maybe a heroine addict.
Why not anthony kiedis for election. because it doesn't make sense, they all got somthin on each other.
fuckin clowns. . . . . Oooops sori mr. president.
Juniper Bruhmomentius
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Hylight
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