blood, plasma, sperm.
slang dick.
gorilla pimp your female.
just go get a fucking pay day cash loan until next pay day bruh.
is your car paid for? call the finance company and ask them to extend your loan for a month (that will add a month onto your loan and you wont have to pay this month or the next, whatever the case may be) there is like a $40 charge but fuck it.
get a title loan on your car as long as you can afford the pay off.
i know you said you dont want to steal but do you have any gift cards? if you are that desperate go to whatever store you got gift cards at and offer them to people, if no one will take it just look for a receipt with something in the amount of your card paid for in cash....go into the store and buy the exact same thing with your card....wait a little while and re-enter the store with your purchased item and the receipt that has the item paid for in cash, return item, collect cash. i guess you could aslo some how do this with the SR gift cards.
get on CL and look for some general labor get paid cash same day deal things people might have posted. sounds really lame but i have a friend that did that and ended up getting a full time job with a roofer who kept posting on CL that he needed someone with a truck to haul off shingles. my friend would check CL every morning for shit like that and the roofer posted 5 days in a row $175 a day to haul off shingles and just decided to put my friend on payroll and show him how to roof etc. there are a number of things on CL that you can look for.
hope this helps
yea man, i totally forgot bout plasma, i can get like 20$ each donation.
they dont pay for blood round here.
n sperm from what im told is usually worth more if you're over a certain height, im like a little hobbit
yea my car is paid for so thats kool cuz i dont have to make any payments on that
yea i forgot bout CL somehow. was gonna go out job searchin this morning before work but my dumb ass couldnt go to sleep last night til like 8 this morning so i slept til bout 2, but yea ima go job hunting tom before work n ill prob browse CL ton after work
i do have some Xmas gift cards but most em are fast food n i doubt they'll be highly desired, plus ive heard of people using those alula machines to cash in gift cards like a red box but ive yet to find one around here
but yea man the plasma n the CL were good ideas i had forgoten about n didnt think of respectively
fixin to head into work now tho so yall take care
n i would slang dick but as a prostitute i dont think you really get an option of who your slangin to n im not bangin ugly/nasty chicks or dudes, i think its ever dudes dream at some time to get paid to bang some dime pieces but realistically thats not happenin
n i cant "gorilla pimp my female" cuz i dont really have one, chick i was fuckin around with has started to distance herself, i think she got mad cuz i started telling her to go home after we got done fuckin around, i just stopped enjoying havin her stay over, n she got this idea that if we were foolin around she was entitled to spend the night so i finally said something n maybe i coulda been more diplomatic but yea we still hang out n are kool but we dont hang out as much n i know she is mad at me but she doesnt wanna outright say it cuz i was upfront about what i wanted outta are hanging out but i know she was skeemin for something more
