NASADD Social v. Ohline's got no gun and it's Welderman's fucking birthday

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RecklessWOT said:
So you would you like my rock fountain for a Christmas present? The water is a bit murky though, looks white-ish, and it doesn't have a good steady flow. Might potentially squirt you in the face.
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you're talking about your dick.

mysterious, i know.

Chainer said:
gross. that's what she said?
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RecklessWOT said:
Yeah, noisy bitch saying way too much. Should have a mouthful but insists on talking instead
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you seriously take advantage of the dick-sucking chick. she could be eating ice-cream but instead she has her lips pursed around your wiener. who gives a shit if she talks too much as long as her mouth end up on your balls. such a disgrace.
 
RecklessWOT said:
So WTF. I was a little upset to have way overpaid on ten 30's, only to later find out that I had actually severely overpaid on only eight of them. Called dude back to ask what the fuck was that and he says "oh no dude, you must have dropped them somewhere, I would never do that to you"
Mother fucker.
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Prices jumped up here about 30% within the last month or two on roxi 30s, the Ms specifically, so now I find myself looking for the A blueberries. A 10-pack really hurts the wallet. Glad I stopped using regularly, I'd be a broke ass if I did. Tho I guess I'd probably still push oppies if that was the case, but whatever.

I always count my pills during the buy - only with opiates though. Been around the scene long enough to know people will do some severely scummy shit to con you outta a couple bucks or to get a roxi paid off for themselves.


ohline said:
who gives a shit if she talks too much as long as her mouth end up on your balls. such a disgrace.
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you know, I can't recall a single time I've had a chick's mouth on my balls.

Neglect.

I can however say I've spent about 40 min to an hr each night for the past 3 months listening to how bad it sucks to work at staples/dunkin donuts / etc. The things I do for a relationship / easy in...

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ohline said:
she could be eating ice-cream but instead she has her lips pursed around your wiener.
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Okay, that seems oddly specific. And the ice cream can be eaten prior, I don't mind.
 
Is it just liquor stores that close at 9 recky and chainer or is it any sale of alcohol? That's ridiculous to me, especially coming from the south where they don't close till the bars do at 2 am. However there are a lot of dry counties here that cannot sell hard liquor at all.
 
OMG ROFL....OK so there is an area on the MS/Memphis border called southaven MS. The mayor was audited by the IRS and they discovered that he had charged like $120k to a credit card that was under the city of southaven's name...so he used tax payers money for $120k worth of shit. Well the auditors were demanding he pay it back and provide receipts for everything he paid for...he did both.

well those receipts happened to reveal some shit about the mayor. he charged over $400 to a sex shop in Canada that boasts it is the "gay sex shop capitol for the north america" so they basically exposed him for not only being an asshole who spent $120k of the city's money but also being gay. totally lulz if you ask me.
 
lol meph that's pretty ridiculous.

wiggi said:
Is it just liquor stores that close at 9 recky and chainer or is it any sale of alcohol?
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Wiggi, liqour stores close at 6-7pm here, and beer is illegal to sell past 11, but most places stop at 10:30-10:45. Our bars close at 1am. I don't know why that's even a thing, but whatever.


ohline said:
wait, what? seriously?
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Yeah I uhh.. Don't think I've ever asked or shown interest? I'm sure it wouldn't be a tough thing to wrangled up, the girl im seeing today had a 3-some [edit: i guess it was technically a 4-some? 2 lesbians and my girl and I] with me a month or two back - just not something I ever cared about I guess lol.
 
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ohline said:
no, i'm mad because i always make employee of the month but it's never for the blowjobs. :(
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duh we know already its because of that tight little booty hole of yours..i mean why else do you think the phrase "shake your moneymaker" is so popular?..no one says "give me brains for change" do they? no, i didnt so.
 
MemphisX3 said:
OMG ROFL....OK so there is an area on the MS/Memphis border called southaven MS. The mayor was audited by the IRS and they discovered that he had charged like $120k to a credit card that was under the city of southaven's name...so he used tax payers money for $120k worth of shit. Well the auditors were demanding he pay it back and provide receipts for everything he paid for...he did both.

well those receipts happened to reveal some shit about the mayor. he charged over $400 to a sex shop in Canada that boasts it is the "gay sex shop capitol for the north america" so they basically exposed him for not only being an asshole who spent $120k of the city's money but also being gay. totally lulz if you ask me.
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what a fag
 
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wiggi said:
Is it just liquor stores that close at 9 recky and chainer or is it any sale of alcohol? That's ridiculous to me, especially coming from the south where they don't close till the bars do at 2 am. However there are a lot of dry counties here that cannot sell hard liquor at all.
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Well, you can go to bars till they close, tbh I'm not sure when the law is on bars- some close at 1 or 2 o'clock whatever. Beer and liquor sales legally have to stop at 9pm in CT (to take home that is, bars are separate). liquor/wine and beer are both sold in the same store, and grocery stores can only sell beer (no booze or wine), which also has to stop at 9. Pharmacies and wall-mart and shit can never sell alcohol. The law used to be 8pm but they changed the law back in like '05 to make it 9pm but many places still choose to close at 8 during the week. There is also no alcohol sold on Sunday at any time from a store (you can get drinks at bars and restaurants, but nothing to take home). Pretty lame. No dry counties I know of around here though.
 
Chainer said:
Prices jumped up here about 30% within the last month or two on roxi 30s, the Ms specifically, so now I find myself looking for the A blueberries. A 10-pack really hurts the wallet. Glad I stopped using regularly, I'd be a broke ass if I did. Tho I guess I'd probably still push oppies if that was the case, but whatever.

I always count my pills during the buy - only with opiates though. Been around the scene long enough to know people will do some severely scummy shit to con you outta a couple bucks or to get a roxi paid off for themselves.
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Yeah, I never buy Oxy anymore, shit's too expensive and hard to find. (These actually were the blue A215s too btw). I usually get Opana or dope now. I almost always check because I don't trust most junkies, but it was from a dude that I pretty much trust (sort of a friend rather than a dealer, I used to work with him. I'll admit I wouldn't talk to him nearly as much if he didn't have a hookup, and even then he's just a shitty middleman not a dealer, but I still sort of trust him nonetheless, better than your average scumbag. We help eachother out from time to time.) but I showed up at his house after work because I couldn't meet up with him on my lunch break and his wife was home so it was sort of rushed. Didn't really have time to count, was in and out quick but it was in dude's home and he looked me in the eye and shook my hand and told me to call him later. Wasn't some shady deal or anything. I never expected him to pull some quick shit like that. As I said- Mother fucker.
 
Chainer said:
Yeah I uhh.. Don't think I've ever asked or shown interest? I'm sure it wouldn't be a tough thing to wrangled up, the girl im seeing today had a 3-some [edit: i guess it was technically a 4-some? 2 lesbians and my girl and I] with me a month or two back - just not something I ever cared about I guess lol.
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i'm probably just confused because i thought that servicing the balls was a part of oral.



that's what i was taught in kindergarten, anyway.
 
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