Woke up in bed with no pants on and an empty condom wrapper next to me. I either had a posh wank, or I’ve had my anal cherry taken. Time to get to the pub!
Woke up in bed with no pants on and an empty condom wrapper next to me. I either had a posh wank, or I’ve had my anal cherry taken. Time to get to the pub!
I did as it happens! I'd obviously taken it off and threw it while still in bed (I assume) found it when looking out the window while getting dressed a few days after.. Stuck to the window as if by some weird adhesive..