H.M.P. Bluelight Towers - Top Dog
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Cmon people you got a day, which priest is the perv?
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Welcome to H.M.P. BLUELIGHT TOWERS!
TOP DOG
RESULTS for
Episode #3 - Why get a dog and bark yourself?
and
Bonus Mission #3 - dog in a manger
ABDURRAOUF ESHATI
LIBYAN ARMS DEALER AND TERRORIST
HEAD OF A PLOT WORTH £18.6 MILLION TO SMUGGLE ARMS AND AMMO FROM EUROPE TO LIBYA
CASH FOR THE HIRE OF THE CARGO JET HAS NEVER BEEN TRACED...
LED PRAYERS AS AN IMAM IN THE UK MOSQUE HE LIVED IN
PRIDES HIMSELF ON HIS MARTIAL ABILITIES
WILL BRING THE BROTHERS TO YOUR CAUSE
JUST SOME OF THE ARMAMENTS DISCOVERED AT ABDU'S EASTERN EUROPEAN WAREHOUSE
A REAL ASSET
PAUL MAYOR
CONVICTED FOR DANGEROUS DRIVING WHILST OFF HIS BOX ON COKE
A SCRAWNY NONENTITY
BRINGS NOTHING TO THE TABLE
JUST ANOTHER OLD LAG
WASTE OF FUCKING SKIN
LAUGHABLE
PATSY REVINS
A CAREER CRIMINAL
57 YEARS OLD OF WHICH HE HAS SPENT 28 YEARS IN JAIL
PART OF A LARGE CRIME FAMILY WITH CONNECTIONS EVERYWHERE
VERY HANDY WITH A KNIFE
LIKES THE LADIES BUT LIKES BOBBY BROWN MUCH MORE
WILL BRING THE OLD LAGS TO YOUR CAUSE & GRANT INSTANT ACCESS TO THE HUGE DRUG MARKET IN H.M.P. BLUELIGHT TOWERS
JACKO LEWIS
ONE OF TWINS
THE ORIGINAL B.O.G.O.F. RECRUIT!
JACKO AND MARVIN FIGHT AS A PAIR
THEY EVEN FINISH EACH OTHERS SENTENCES
BOTH VERY STABBY AND BOTH VERY COCKY WITH IT
21C. GANGSTA
STAB YOU IN THE FUCKING FACE BRUV
HERE THEY ARE POSTING PICTURES ON FACEBOOK FROM THEIR CELL
THEY REALLY DON'T GIVE A FUCK
WILL BRING THE YOUNG GUNS FLOCKING TO YOUR CAUSE
ALEX WILLIAMS
WAS FINGERING SOME WOMAN
WHEN HER HUSBAND TURNS UP WITH A FOUR FOOT LONG MACHETE
ALEX DISARMS THE BLOKE
CHUCKS THE MACHETE AWAY
GETS THE HUSBAND ON THE GROUND
ALEX STARTS GROWLING LIKE AN ANIMAL
BITES THE HUSBANDS NOSE RIGHT OFF
THEN SPITS IT INTO THE GRASS
[THE NOSE WAS FOUND LATER BY THE POLICE]
SPAT BLOOD AT THE GIRL FOR BEING:
"ALL HYSTERICAL" AND "PHONING THE OLD BILL"
WHEN SHE SAID HE WAS WRONG TO BITE HER HUSBANDS NOSE OFF
HE LAUGHED AND ARGUED WITH HER
THEN SMASHED A SHOP WINDOW COS HIS MOTHER TOLD HIM YOU DON'T HIT GIRLS
ON'T BE FOOLED BY HIS AMIABLE GRIN
SEE HOW JUST BEING IN HANDCUFFS IS GIVING HIM A RAGING HARD-ON
SCARES THE OTHER INMATES AND THE PRISON OFFICERS RIGID
WHAT A GUY!
TOP DOG
RESULTS for
Episode #3 - Why get a dog and bark yourself?
and
Bonus Mission #3 - dog in a manger
ABDURRAOUF ESHATI
LIBYAN ARMS DEALER AND TERRORIST
HEAD OF A PLOT WORTH £18.6 MILLION TO SMUGGLE ARMS AND AMMO FROM EUROPE TO LIBYA
CASH FOR THE HIRE OF THE CARGO JET HAS NEVER BEEN TRACED...
LED PRAYERS AS AN IMAM IN THE UK MOSQUE HE LIVED IN
PRIDES HIMSELF ON HIS MARTIAL ABILITIES
WILL BRING THE BROTHERS TO YOUR CAUSE
JUST SOME OF THE ARMAMENTS DISCOVERED AT ABDU'S EASTERN EUROPEAN WAREHOUSE
A REAL ASSET
PAUL MAYOR
CONVICTED FOR DANGEROUS DRIVING WHILST OFF HIS BOX ON COKE
A SCRAWNY NONENTITY
BRINGS NOTHING TO THE TABLE
JUST ANOTHER OLD LAG
WASTE OF FUCKING SKIN
LAUGHABLE
PATSY REVINS
A CAREER CRIMINAL
57 YEARS OLD OF WHICH HE HAS SPENT 28 YEARS IN JAIL
PART OF A LARGE CRIME FAMILY WITH CONNECTIONS EVERYWHERE
VERY HANDY WITH A KNIFE
LIKES THE LADIES BUT LIKES BOBBY BROWN MUCH MORE
WILL BRING THE OLD LAGS TO YOUR CAUSE & GRANT INSTANT ACCESS TO THE HUGE DRUG MARKET IN H.M.P. BLUELIGHT TOWERS
JACKO LEWIS
ONE OF TWINS
THE ORIGINAL B.O.G.O.F. RECRUIT!
JACKO AND MARVIN FIGHT AS A PAIR
THEY EVEN FINISH EACH OTHERS SENTENCES
BOTH VERY STABBY AND BOTH VERY COCKY WITH IT
21C. GANGSTA
STAB YOU IN THE FUCKING FACE BRUV
HERE THEY ARE POSTING PICTURES ON FACEBOOK FROM THEIR CELL
THEY REALLY DON'T GIVE A FUCK
WILL BRING THE YOUNG GUNS FLOCKING TO YOUR CAUSE
ALEX WILLIAMS
WAS FINGERING SOME WOMAN
WHEN HER HUSBAND TURNS UP WITH A FOUR FOOT LONG MACHETE
ALEX DISARMS THE BLOKE
CHUCKS THE MACHETE AWAY
GETS THE HUSBAND ON THE GROUND
ALEX STARTS GROWLING LIKE AN ANIMAL
BITES THE HUSBANDS NOSE RIGHT OFF
THEN SPITS IT INTO THE GRASS
[THE NOSE WAS FOUND LATER BY THE POLICE]
SPAT BLOOD AT THE GIRL FOR BEING:
"ALL HYSTERICAL" AND "PHONING THE OLD BILL"
WHEN SHE SAID HE WAS WRONG TO BITE HER HUSBANDS NOSE OFF
HE LAUGHED AND ARGUED WITH HER
THEN SMASHED A SHOP WINDOW COS HIS MOTHER TOLD HIM YOU DON'T HIT GIRLS
ON'T BE FOOLED BY HIS AMIABLE GRIN
SEE HOW JUST BEING IN HANDCUFFS IS GIVING HIM A RAGING HARD-ON
SCARES THE OTHER INMATES AND THE PRISON OFFICERS RIGID
WHAT A GUY!
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leet
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TOP DOG
BONUS MISSION #3
H.M.P. BLUELIGHT TOWERS
THE CHAPEL
BONUS MISSION #3
H.M.P. BLUELIGHT TOWERS
THE CHAPEL
PRIEST OR BEAST?
FATHER HUGH O'FLAHERTY
a.k.a.
"THE SCARLET PIMPERNEL OF THE VATICAN"
DURING THE SECOND WORLD WAR SAVED OVER 6,500 JEWS, POW's AND CIVILIANS IN OCCUPIED ITALY, WITHOUT WAITING FOR AUTHORITY FROM THE POPE GAVE THEM SANCTUARY IN THE VATICAN AND A NETWORK OF SAFE HOUSES HE ORGANISED.
a.k.a.
"THE SCARLET PIMPERNEL OF THE VATICAN"
DURING THE SECOND WORLD WAR SAVED OVER 6,500 JEWS, POW's AND CIVILIANS IN OCCUPIED ITALY, WITHOUT WAITING FOR AUTHORITY FROM THE POPE GAVE THEM SANCTUARY IN THE VATICAN AND A NETWORK OF SAFE HOUSES HE ORGANISED.
HE WAS PERSONALLY HUNTED BY THE HEAD OF THE GESTAPO HERBERT KAPPLER, WHO SWORE TO HAVE HIM ASSASSINATED. LUDWIG KOCH HEAD OF POLICE IN ROME OFTEN SPOKE OF THE TORTURES HE WOULD INFLICT ON FATHER HUGH UPON HIS CAPTURE. HE PLAYED CAT AND MOUSE ALL THROUGH THE WAR WITH THESE MONSTERS
ACTIVELY OUT AND ABOUT IN VARIOUS DISGUISES SEEKING OUT THE OPPRESSED AND ENSURING SAFE PASSAGE FOR THEM TO MORE CIVILISED COUNTRIES.
NOT A HINT OF PEDO
FATHER MAURO INZOLI
a.k.a.
"DON MERCEDES"
FAMOUS FOR HIS LOVE OF FLASHY CARS, CIGARS AND HIGH LIVING
A FOUL EPHEBOPHILE
INFAMOUS FOR HIS FILTHY NONCE WAYS
HE CONSTANTLY CRAVES SEX WITH LITTLE BOYS
CLAIMED HIS ABUSE WAS AN ANCIENT JEWISH CEREMONY FROM THE OLD TESTAMENT DEMONSTRATING AFFECTION BETWEEN A FATHER AND SON.
HE CALLED THIS FAKE CEREMONY:
"BAPTISM OF THE TESTICLES"
FOULLY ABUSED CHILDREN EVEN WHILE THEY WERE SICK IN HOSPITAL
DEPRAVED BEAST
666
NOT A HINT OF PEDO
FATHER MAURO INZOLI
a.k.a.
"DON MERCEDES"
FAMOUS FOR HIS LOVE OF FLASHY CARS, CIGARS AND HIGH LIVING
A FOUL EPHEBOPHILE
INFAMOUS FOR HIS FILTHY NONCE WAYS
HE CONSTANTLY CRAVES SEX WITH LITTLE BOYS
CLAIMED HIS ABUSE WAS AN ANCIENT JEWISH CEREMONY FROM THE OLD TESTAMENT DEMONSTRATING AFFECTION BETWEEN A FATHER AND SON.
HE CALLED THIS FAKE CEREMONY:
"BAPTISM OF THE TESTICLES"
FOULLY ABUSED CHILDREN EVEN WHILE THEY WERE SICK IN HOSPITAL
DEPRAVED BEAST
666
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leet
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THIS WEEK'S WINNER:
MAL3VOLENT
H.M.P. Bluelight Towers TOP DOG!
RESPECT points totalizer:
Current Total = 29
Recruiting ABDU = 6
Recruiting ALEX = 5
Asset Unlocked CHAPEL BASH HOUSE = 4
Special RESPECT bonus unlocked:
UNLEASHED TOTAL TERROR = 3
TOTAL RESPECT = 47
How many men has this savage killed? Ensuring his place in the sun MAL3VOLENT is pulling out all the stops and really rattling the bars of his cage! The CAMPAIGN OF TERROR he unleashed established a safe BASH HOUSE and a secure base in the Prison Chapel.
Talent lined up in the corridor outside MAL3VOLENT's cell offering up RESPECT and requesting permission to ensure the jail was run exactly as MAL3VOLENT required it.
Possibly spotting a potential rival for TOP DOG status in Abdu? The large jaw, protruding ears and peculiar facial hair instantly alerted MAL3VOLENT to the fact he was dealing with a higher functioning psychopath. A bold move to make him beta in the gang, MAL3VOLENT has consolidated power base with some of the most fanatical of followers in the prison system!
Will Abdu be content working for a kafir? Will the white extremists buy drugs from MAL3VOLENT now? Will the superior halal menu win a new convert to Islam? MAL3VOLENT will have to manage Abdu very carefully.
Recruiting ALEX was an inspired decision that will offset any doubts about this crew. ALEX has already assaulted some prison officers and tbh NONE of the other con's can even look him in the eye. MAL3VOLANT treats ALEX like a pet dog, and encourages him to bark and growl. ALEX loves his new status and actually howls in his cell at full moon.
The astounding Criminal Versatility MAL3VOLENT is displaying is truly a TOUR DE FORCE!
MAL3VOLENT QUICKLY ESTABLISHED THE PECKING ORDER IN THE NEW CREW
MADNESS00
H.M.P. Bluelight Towers CAPO DI TUTTI I CAPI!
RESPECT points totalizer:
Current Total = 27
Recruited ABDU = 6
Recruited LEWIS-JONES TWINS = 4
Asset Unlocked CHAPEL BASH HOUSE = 4
TOTAL RESPECT = 41
Possibly spotting a potential rival for TOP DOG status in ABDU? The large jaw, protruding ears and peculiar facial hair instantly alerted MADNESS00 to the fact he was dealing with a higher functioning psychopath. A bold move to make him beta in the gang, MADNESS00 has consolidated power base with some of the most fanatical of followers in the prison system!
Will Abdu be content working for a kafir? Will the white extremists buy drugs from MADNESS00 now? Will the superior halal menu in the prison win a new convert to Islam?
MADNESS00 will have to manage Abdu very carefully.
Ever the mentor and a continual source of inspiration for the youth, MADNESS00 chose JACKO and his twin MARVIN as his other founding crew members.
These evil little shits are the trend setters for the feral youth that make up most of the prison population. A clever choice that should offset any animosity towards the crew as a result of ABDU. The B.O.G.O.F. effect of having the twins in this crew cannot be underestimated.
This new gang has the potential to rule H.M.P. Bluelight Towers by uniting ethnic minorities and disaffected youths against the screws and all society, paving the way for TOP DOG status for MADNESS00!
BPTUBBS
H.M.P. Bluelight Towers THE MAN!
RESPECT points totalizer:
Current Total = 24
Recruited ABDU = 6
Recruited ALEX = 5
Asset Unlocked CHAPEL BASH HOUSE = 4
TOTAL RESPECT = 39
Possibly spotting a potential rival for TOP DOG status in ABDU? The large jaw, protruding ears and peculiar facial hair instantly alerted BPTUBBS to the fact he was dealing with a higher functioning psychopath. A bold move to make him beta in the gang, BPTUBBS has consolidated power base with some of the most fanatical of followers in the prison system!
Will ABDU be content working for a kafir? Will the white extremists buy drugs from BPTUBBS now? Will the superior halal menu in the prison win a new convert to Islam?
BPTUBBS will have to manage ABDU very carefully.
Recruiting ALEX was an inspired decision that will offset any doubts about this crew. ALEX has already assaulted some prison officers and tbh NONE of the other con's can't even look him in the eye. BPTUBBS treats ALEX like a pet dog, and encourages him to bark and growl. ALEX loves his new status and actually howls in his cell at full moon.
A truly disturbing selection of cronies, ensures that a nod or a wink from BPTUBBS ensures a rapid and savage beating for con or screw alike means this crew could easily come to dominate the whole prison ensuring TOP DOG status for BPTUBBS!
INVEGAUSER
H.M.P. Bluelight Towers TOP THUG!
RESPECT points totalizer:
Current Total = 15
Special RESPECT bonus unlocked:
LONE WOLF = 4
TOTAL RESPECT = 19
A truly terrifying individual INVEGAUSER will still find dominating the prison a challenging prospect. All is most certainly not lost though, as a LONE WOLF will always be able to dominate the majority of cons and even some of the more mentally feeble screws.
The vicious psychopathic personality and the lust for status that this simulation has revealed could easily ensure INVEGAUSER becomes TOP DOG!
SWILOW
H.M.P. Bluelight Towers LITTLE CAESAR!
RESPECT points totalizer:
Current Total = 4
Special RESPECT bonus unlocked:
VOYEUR - NURSE CAROLYN = 4
Recruited ABDU = 6
Recruited ALEX = 5
TOTAL RESPECT = 19
This is what we are here for! SWILOW secretes into lockers in the Female Staff Changing Rooms and Showers and knows many fascinating and intimate details about the female prison employees. This has ensured massive RESPECT from the other cons with all the benefits that brings.
SWILOW by recruiting the DREAM TEAM of ABDU and ALEX clearly demonstrates an intention to forge a mighty empire and a real lasting legacy. The title of TOP DOG is well within reach of these snapping jaws!
SHADOWMEISTER
H.M.P. Bluelight Towers BAD MAN PINUP!
RESPECT points totalizer:
Current Total = 14
Hobbit = -1
TOTAL RESPECT = 13
SHADOWMEISTER Won no RESPECT from the other inmates, just hung out all week in the prison workshop carrying out ultra-low paid, mind-numbing, and repetitious manual work. SENIOR PRISON OFFICER FULTON MACKAY is slightly encouraged by the inmates progress towards rehabilitation. Still one of the most feared individuals in the prison.[/B]
ZEPHYR
H.M.P. Bluelight Towers MADE MAN!
RESPECT points totalizer:
Current Total = 11
Hobbit = -1
TOTAL RESPECT = 10
ZEPHYR Won no RESPECT from the other inmates, just hung out all week in the prison workshop carrying out ultra-low paid, mind-numbing, and repetitious manual work. SENIOR PRISON OFFICER FULTON MACKAY is slightly encouraged by the inmates progress towards rehabilitation. Still one of the most feared individuals in the prison.
CAPTAIN HEROIN
H.M.P. Bluelight Towers CAPO CRIMINE!
RESPECT points totalizer:
Current Total = 9
Hobbit = -1
TOTAL RESPECT = 8
Never no problems for CAPTAIN HEROIN at the food queue, in the showers, anywhere really. Still one of the most feared individuals in the prison.
MAL3VOLENT
H.M.P. Bluelight Towers TOP DOG!
RESPECT points totalizer:
Current Total = 29
Recruiting ABDU = 6
Recruiting ALEX = 5
Asset Unlocked CHAPEL BASH HOUSE = 4
Special RESPECT bonus unlocked:
UNLEASHED TOTAL TERROR = 3
TOTAL RESPECT = 47
How many men has this savage killed? Ensuring his place in the sun MAL3VOLENT is pulling out all the stops and really rattling the bars of his cage! The CAMPAIGN OF TERROR he unleashed established a safe BASH HOUSE and a secure base in the Prison Chapel.
Talent lined up in the corridor outside MAL3VOLENT's cell offering up RESPECT and requesting permission to ensure the jail was run exactly as MAL3VOLENT required it.
Possibly spotting a potential rival for TOP DOG status in Abdu? The large jaw, protruding ears and peculiar facial hair instantly alerted MAL3VOLENT to the fact he was dealing with a higher functioning psychopath. A bold move to make him beta in the gang, MAL3VOLENT has consolidated power base with some of the most fanatical of followers in the prison system!
Will Abdu be content working for a kafir? Will the white extremists buy drugs from MAL3VOLENT now? Will the superior halal menu win a new convert to Islam? MAL3VOLENT will have to manage Abdu very carefully.
Recruiting ALEX was an inspired decision that will offset any doubts about this crew. ALEX has already assaulted some prison officers and tbh NONE of the other con's can even look him in the eye. MAL3VOLANT treats ALEX like a pet dog, and encourages him to bark and growl. ALEX loves his new status and actually howls in his cell at full moon.
The astounding Criminal Versatility MAL3VOLENT is displaying is truly a TOUR DE FORCE!
MAL3VOLENT QUICKLY ESTABLISHED THE PECKING ORDER IN THE NEW CREW
MADNESS00
H.M.P. Bluelight Towers CAPO DI TUTTI I CAPI!
RESPECT points totalizer:
Current Total = 27
Recruited ABDU = 6
Recruited LEWIS-JONES TWINS = 4
Asset Unlocked CHAPEL BASH HOUSE = 4
TOTAL RESPECT = 41
Possibly spotting a potential rival for TOP DOG status in ABDU? The large jaw, protruding ears and peculiar facial hair instantly alerted MADNESS00 to the fact he was dealing with a higher functioning psychopath. A bold move to make him beta in the gang, MADNESS00 has consolidated power base with some of the most fanatical of followers in the prison system!
Will Abdu be content working for a kafir? Will the white extremists buy drugs from MADNESS00 now? Will the superior halal menu in the prison win a new convert to Islam?
MADNESS00 will have to manage Abdu very carefully.
Ever the mentor and a continual source of inspiration for the youth, MADNESS00 chose JACKO and his twin MARVIN as his other founding crew members.
These evil little shits are the trend setters for the feral youth that make up most of the prison population. A clever choice that should offset any animosity towards the crew as a result of ABDU. The B.O.G.O.F. effect of having the twins in this crew cannot be underestimated.
This new gang has the potential to rule H.M.P. Bluelight Towers by uniting ethnic minorities and disaffected youths against the screws and all society, paving the way for TOP DOG status for MADNESS00!
BPTUBBS
H.M.P. Bluelight Towers THE MAN!
RESPECT points totalizer:
Current Total = 24
Recruited ABDU = 6
Recruited ALEX = 5
Asset Unlocked CHAPEL BASH HOUSE = 4
TOTAL RESPECT = 39
Possibly spotting a potential rival for TOP DOG status in ABDU? The large jaw, protruding ears and peculiar facial hair instantly alerted BPTUBBS to the fact he was dealing with a higher functioning psychopath. A bold move to make him beta in the gang, BPTUBBS has consolidated power base with some of the most fanatical of followers in the prison system!
Will ABDU be content working for a kafir? Will the white extremists buy drugs from BPTUBBS now? Will the superior halal menu in the prison win a new convert to Islam?
BPTUBBS will have to manage ABDU very carefully.
Recruiting ALEX was an inspired decision that will offset any doubts about this crew. ALEX has already assaulted some prison officers and tbh NONE of the other con's can't even look him in the eye. BPTUBBS treats ALEX like a pet dog, and encourages him to bark and growl. ALEX loves his new status and actually howls in his cell at full moon.
A truly disturbing selection of cronies, ensures that a nod or a wink from BPTUBBS ensures a rapid and savage beating for con or screw alike means this crew could easily come to dominate the whole prison ensuring TOP DOG status for BPTUBBS!
INVEGAUSER
H.M.P. Bluelight Towers TOP THUG!
RESPECT points totalizer:
Current Total = 15
Special RESPECT bonus unlocked:
LONE WOLF = 4
TOTAL RESPECT = 19
A truly terrifying individual INVEGAUSER will still find dominating the prison a challenging prospect. All is most certainly not lost though, as a LONE WOLF will always be able to dominate the majority of cons and even some of the more mentally feeble screws.
The vicious psychopathic personality and the lust for status that this simulation has revealed could easily ensure INVEGAUSER becomes TOP DOG!
SWILOW
H.M.P. Bluelight Towers LITTLE CAESAR!
RESPECT points totalizer:
Current Total = 4
Special RESPECT bonus unlocked:
VOYEUR - NURSE CAROLYN = 4
Recruited ABDU = 6
Recruited ALEX = 5
TOTAL RESPECT = 19
This is what we are here for! SWILOW secretes into lockers in the Female Staff Changing Rooms and Showers and knows many fascinating and intimate details about the female prison employees. This has ensured massive RESPECT from the other cons with all the benefits that brings.
SWILOW by recruiting the DREAM TEAM of ABDU and ALEX clearly demonstrates an intention to forge a mighty empire and a real lasting legacy. The title of TOP DOG is well within reach of these snapping jaws!
SHADOWMEISTER
H.M.P. Bluelight Towers BAD MAN PINUP!
RESPECT points totalizer:
Current Total = 14
Hobbit = -1
TOTAL RESPECT = 13
SHADOWMEISTER Won no RESPECT from the other inmates, just hung out all week in the prison workshop carrying out ultra-low paid, mind-numbing, and repetitious manual work. SENIOR PRISON OFFICER FULTON MACKAY is slightly encouraged by the inmates progress towards rehabilitation. Still one of the most feared individuals in the prison.[/B]
ZEPHYR
H.M.P. Bluelight Towers MADE MAN!
RESPECT points totalizer:
Current Total = 11
Hobbit = -1
TOTAL RESPECT = 10
ZEPHYR Won no RESPECT from the other inmates, just hung out all week in the prison workshop carrying out ultra-low paid, mind-numbing, and repetitious manual work. SENIOR PRISON OFFICER FULTON MACKAY is slightly encouraged by the inmates progress towards rehabilitation. Still one of the most feared individuals in the prison.
CAPTAIN HEROIN
H.M.P. Bluelight Towers CAPO CRIMINE!
RESPECT points totalizer:
Current Total = 9
Hobbit = -1
TOTAL RESPECT = 8
Never no problems for CAPTAIN HEROIN at the food queue, in the showers, anywhere really. Still one of the most feared individuals in the prison.
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leet
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NEVERSICKANYMORE
H.M.P. Bluelight Towers MAIN MAN!
RESPECT points totalizer:
Current Total = 4
Hobbit = -1
TOTAL RESPECT = 3
Probation Officers are delighted with the progress NEVERSICKANYMORE has made. There is talk of the possibility of parole. Still RESPECTED amongst the prison population
NOODLE
H.M.P. Bluelight Towers MAIN MAN!
RESPECT points totalizer:
Current Total = 4
Hobbit = -1
TOTAL RESPECT = 3
Probation Officers are delighted with the progress NOODLE has made. There is talk of the possibility of parole. Still RESPECTED amongst the prison population
THE LOVE BANDIT
H.M.P. Bluelight Towers MAIN MAN!
RESPECT points totalizer:
Current Total = 4
Hobbit = -1
TOTAL RESPECT = 3
Probation Officers are delighted with the progress THE LOVE BANDIT has made. There is talk of the possibility of parole. Still RESPECTED amongst the prison population
SHADY'S FOX
H.M.P. Bluelight Towers COOL GUY!
RESPECT points totalizer:
Current Total = 3
HOBBIT = -2
TOTAL RESPECT = 1
SHADY'S FOX Won no RESPECT from the other inmates, just hung out all week in the prison workshop carrying out ultra-low paid, mind-numbing, and repetitious manual work. Lecturing new cons on how to do "easy time" in prison and get early parole. Church goer. BOO!
ALASDAIRM
H.M.P. Bluelight Towers COOL GUY!
RESPECT points totalizer:
Current Total = 3
HOBBIT = -2
TOTAL RESPECT = 1
ALASDAIRM Won no RESPECT from the other inmates, just hung out all week in the prison workshop carrying out ultra-low paid, mind-numbing, and repetitious manual work. Lecturing new cons on how to do "easy time" in prison and get early parole. Church goer. BOO!
MEL22
H.M.P. Bluelight Towers COOL GUY!
RESPECT points totalizer:
Current Total = 3
HOBBIT = -2
TOTAL RESPECT = 1
MEL22 Won no RESPECT from the other inmates, just hung out all week in the prison workshop carrying out ultra-low paid, mind-numbing, and repetitious manual work. Lecturing new cons on how to do "easy time" in prison and get early parole. Church goer. BOO!
WO1FG4NG
H.M.P. Bluelight Towers COOL GUY!
RESPECT points totalizer:
Current Total = 3
HOBBIT = -2
TOTAL RESPECT = 1
WO1FG4NG Won no RESPECT from the other inmates, just hung out all week in the prison workshop carrying out ultra-low paid, mind-numbing, and repetitious manual work. Lecturing new cons on how to do "easy time" in prison and get early parole. Church goer. BOO!
H.M.P. Bluelight Towers MAIN MAN!
RESPECT points totalizer:
Current Total = 4
Hobbit = -1
TOTAL RESPECT = 3
Probation Officers are delighted with the progress NEVERSICKANYMORE has made. There is talk of the possibility of parole. Still RESPECTED amongst the prison population
NOODLE
H.M.P. Bluelight Towers MAIN MAN!
RESPECT points totalizer:
Current Total = 4
Hobbit = -1
TOTAL RESPECT = 3
Probation Officers are delighted with the progress NOODLE has made. There is talk of the possibility of parole. Still RESPECTED amongst the prison population
THE LOVE BANDIT
H.M.P. Bluelight Towers MAIN MAN!
RESPECT points totalizer:
Current Total = 4
Hobbit = -1
TOTAL RESPECT = 3
Probation Officers are delighted with the progress THE LOVE BANDIT has made. There is talk of the possibility of parole. Still RESPECTED amongst the prison population
SHADY'S FOX
H.M.P. Bluelight Towers COOL GUY!
RESPECT points totalizer:
Current Total = 3
HOBBIT = -2
TOTAL RESPECT = 1
SHADY'S FOX Won no RESPECT from the other inmates, just hung out all week in the prison workshop carrying out ultra-low paid, mind-numbing, and repetitious manual work. Lecturing new cons on how to do "easy time" in prison and get early parole. Church goer. BOO!
ALASDAIRM
H.M.P. Bluelight Towers COOL GUY!
RESPECT points totalizer:
Current Total = 3
HOBBIT = -2
TOTAL RESPECT = 1
ALASDAIRM Won no RESPECT from the other inmates, just hung out all week in the prison workshop carrying out ultra-low paid, mind-numbing, and repetitious manual work. Lecturing new cons on how to do "easy time" in prison and get early parole. Church goer. BOO!
MEL22
H.M.P. Bluelight Towers COOL GUY!
RESPECT points totalizer:
Current Total = 3
HOBBIT = -2
TOTAL RESPECT = 1
MEL22 Won no RESPECT from the other inmates, just hung out all week in the prison workshop carrying out ultra-low paid, mind-numbing, and repetitious manual work. Lecturing new cons on how to do "easy time" in prison and get early parole. Church goer. BOO!
WO1FG4NG
H.M.P. Bluelight Towers COOL GUY!
RESPECT points totalizer:
Current Total = 3
HOBBIT = -2
TOTAL RESPECT = 1
WO1FG4NG Won no RESPECT from the other inmates, just hung out all week in the prison workshop carrying out ultra-low paid, mind-numbing, and repetitious manual work. Lecturing new cons on how to do "easy time" in prison and get early parole. Church goer. BOO!
MAL3VOLENT
IS
TOP DOG
RESPECT!
IT'S ALL TO PLAY FOR!
WATCH OUT FAM FOR EPISODE #4
"Lie down with dogs, you get fleas"
COMING SOON!
SOMEONE TO HEAR YOUR PRAYERS
SOMEONE WHO CARES
IS
TOP DOG
RESPECT!
IT'S ALL TO PLAY FOR!
WATCH OUT FAM FOR EPISODE #4
"Lie down with dogs, you get fleas"
COMING SOON!
SOMEONE TO HEAR YOUR PRAYERS
SOMEONE WHO CARES
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leet
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Welcome to H.M.P. BLUELIGHT TOWERS!
This is a:
Criminal Anthropology Simulation Master Class
Open To All Forum Members
Episode difficulty level:3
Ready?
Well let's play:
TOP DOG
Episode #4 - Lie down with dogs, you get fleas
Episode #4 - Lie down with dogs, you get fleas
You blagged your way onto the Vulnerable Prisoners Unit and shanked one of those ANIMALS right the fuck up. You framed a MUPPET for the stabbing although EVERYONE knows you did it. You recruited some SOUND LADS to enforce your will and cover your back.
You're starting to look like a man who can do whatever he fucking likes.
You have taken over two distribution lines for contraband - visitors and new arrivals.
[There are more details but Zephyr]
ANYWAY - you know the KILLER method of getting contraband into jail is having someone who can come and go every day from the prison, go anywhere in the prison - no questions asked.
A Prison Officer.
A fucking bent screw
Your punters want fucking TONS of chocolate, burn, drugs, booze, porn, mobile phones all that good stuff YEAH
Your crew is going to give it to them
Because you're no thickie you've worked out which screws are bent.
[Pictures to follow.]
Pick out ONE of the following screws to corrupt and coerce to your will and see your RESPECT go through the fucking roof.
Pick the most bent screw to be in your crew and yes, you'll be the man, dog!
PRISON OFFICER KIAH
PRISON OFFICER SAF
PRISON OFFICER LAINIE
PRISON OFFICER WALDO
PRISON OFFICER DICK
PRISON OFFICER SAF
PRISON OFFICER LAINIE
PRISON OFFICER WALDO
PRISON OFFICER DICK
Remember: For you this is just for fun,
For these people it's all about cash and love and being a fucking mug!
NOW BEND THAT SCREW!
I will publish the results in about a week. Keep your eyes PEELED for Episode 5 of this exciting prison simulation!
CHECK IN HERE REGULARLY FAM TO SEE WHO IS THE RESPECTED
TOP DOG
EPISODE #4
AND WHO IS THE DISRESPECTED PRISON BICHON FRISE!
A FISH WITH A CLOSED MOUTH
NEVER GOT CAUGHT
TOP DOG
EPISODE #4
AND WHO IS THE DISRESPECTED PRISON BICHON FRISE!
A FISH WITH A CLOSED MOUTH
NEVER GOT CAUGHT
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mtu mwendawazimu
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The weekly winner posts always make me so happy.
This game is Awesome!
This game is Awesome!
mtu mwendawazimu
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I choose prison officer Lainie.
Her big amounts of makeup lead me to believe she is fronting beauty while hiding her true inner demon. Seduce and destroy. And that frown on her face leads me to believe she is both unhappy with her job and likely to be corrupt, and in an easily manipulatable frame of mind on her search for happiness.
Lainie is the screw.
Her big amounts of makeup lead me to believe she is fronting beauty while hiding her true inner demon. Seduce and destroy. And that frown on her face leads me to believe she is both unhappy with her job and likely to be corrupt, and in an easily manipulatable frame of mind on her search for happiness.
Lainie is the screw.
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Well now let's see...
Waldo and Dick are straight out. Waldo's as bent as they come from a mile away, he'd give me away in a second. Dick's terrified eyes give him away. Not only would Senior Prison Warden Mr. Fulton Mackay spot him in an instant, but the yellow-bellied puddle of piss would turn on a dime to avoid jail time himself.
Lainie and Saf are possibilities, however word around the prison yard is that they're depraved individuals. You can tell from their faces, too. They're screws which are TOO bent, and they'd likely become a liability at some point.
I'm going with Kiah. I went ahead and approached her about it already and it turns out my feeling was correct. She is even more willing than I expected, because she's a good girl who has always wanted to be bad, and has spent a lot of time around prison inmates so she knows the ropes. The idea of being involved in the prison contraband trade with a well-respected hardened criminal turns her on. Not only do I feel she will be reliable, but she's willing in more ways than one, if you catch my meaning. Payment, for her, starts with the letter D. Furthermore, she looks clean cut and innocent. No one will ever suspect her. It's a win-win-win.
Waldo and Dick are straight out. Waldo's as bent as they come from a mile away, he'd give me away in a second. Dick's terrified eyes give him away. Not only would Senior Prison Warden Mr. Fulton Mackay spot him in an instant, but the yellow-bellied puddle of piss would turn on a dime to avoid jail time himself.
Lainie and Saf are possibilities, however word around the prison yard is that they're depraved individuals. You can tell from their faces, too. They're screws which are TOO bent, and they'd likely become a liability at some point.
I'm going with Kiah. I went ahead and approached her about it already and it turns out my feeling was correct. She is even more willing than I expected, because she's a good girl who has always wanted to be bad, and has spent a lot of time around prison inmates so she knows the ropes. The idea of being involved in the prison contraband trade with a well-respected hardened criminal turns her on. Not only do I feel she will be reliable, but she's willing in more ways than one, if you catch my meaning. Payment, for her, starts with the letter D. Furthermore, she looks clean cut and innocent. No one will ever suspect her. It's a win-win-win.
mtu mwendawazimu
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Hahaha. Whenever I see Shadowmeister posted somewhere I gotta check it out.
Spits too much truth.
Spits too much truth.
invegauser
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Kiah would definitely be nice. hot lookin shorty. (looks aren't everything when it comes to getting the job done or staying power)
Dick is too wet behind the ears, gonna end up bein someone's bitch sometime soon.
Waldo doesn't pretend he is anything but bent and could end up on the wrong end of a shiv (which might leave me high and dry at a critical time)
Lainie is going to epic fail from the word go or end up being the new warden of the pen. bonus points for having a direct line to the new wardens ball busting ear.
Saf has some staying power, operates low key with the nobody looks at me twice routine. great back up for first pick Waldo.
gonna go with Kiah. she's hiding something, probably one of those "didn't see it coming" types. sweet smile to your face and licking the poison and blood of the blade being the last thing you will ever see in this world.
Dick is too wet behind the ears, gonna end up bein someone's bitch sometime soon.
Waldo doesn't pretend he is anything but bent and could end up on the wrong end of a shiv (which might leave me high and dry at a critical time)
Lainie is going to epic fail from the word go or end up being the new warden of the pen. bonus points for having a direct line to the new wardens ball busting ear.
Saf has some staying power, operates low key with the nobody looks at me twice routine. great back up for first pick Waldo.
gonna go with Kiah. she's hiding something, probably one of those "didn't see it coming" types. sweet smile to your face and licking the poison and blood of the blade being the last thing you will ever see in this world.
mal3volent
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Kiah is definitely the one. Dresses like a good little girl but has a sex chamber in her basement and 14 inch dildos in her sock drawer. She likes being on the naughty list. But she's also extremely sly and deceptive and is comfortable living in two worlds. She wouldn't have it any other way.
mtu mwendawazimu
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Kiah is too young to know the ins and outs of the prison system.
Lainie is both cynical and underpaid, which motivates her to join sides with the dogs for some extra pocket change.
Her makeup - seduce and destroy.
Lainie is both cynical and underpaid, which motivates her to join sides with the dogs for some extra pocket change.
Her makeup - seduce and destroy.
leet
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BONUS MISSION FETCH! Good dog
Criminal Anthropology Simulation Master Class
Difficulty level:1
Ready?
Let's play:
Your FAM on the outside have not forgotten about you.
NO WAY
The drug business in H.M.P. Bluelight Towers is MENTAL and demand FAR exceeds supply.
They are committed to helping you FLOOD the prison with contraband.
Every day this week after 1400 hours [local time] a drone flown by your contacts outside will land by the old potting shed at the far end of the allotment.
THE OLD POTTING SHED
The drone will be loaded with contraband, SERIOUS WEIGHTS OF TECH, PORN, SPICE, WEED, SMACK, 6-APB, MAMBA, AL-LAD, STEROIDS, MDMA, METH, BUBBLE, K, COKE, the fucking lot!
Post a smiley each day to collect the good stuff and gain RESPECT as you seemingly pluck drugs from thin air! Each day you succeed will increase the RESPECT you are held in.
GAME MECHANICS
Post a smiley or place your order for tomorrow etc in the thread DAILY after 14.00 hours using your local time and state your time zone to collect the contraband.
Your FAM will make a delivery every day at the same time.
Every 30 minutes that passes after 14.00 hours increases the % chance one of your thieving scumbag peers fucking robs your gear.
BY 17.00 hours all contraband will be gone.
Collect the ASSETS from behind the OLD POTTING SHED to flood the prison with contraband and receive the RESPECT that is your due.
Collect all the ASSETS and yes, you'll be the man dog!
FIRST DRONE DELIVERY IS 14.00 HOURS SUNDAY
KEEP CHECKING HERE FAM 2 SEE WHO IS
Welcome to H.M.P. BLUELIGHT TOWERS!
Criminal Anthropology Simulation Master Class
Difficulty level:1
Ready?
Let's play:
TOP DOG
BONUS MISSION #4
H.M.P. BLUELIGHT TOWERS
THE OLD POTTING SHED
BONUS MISSION #4
H.M.P. BLUELIGHT TOWERS
THE OLD POTTING SHED
Your FAM on the outside have not forgotten about you.
NO WAY
The drug business in H.M.P. Bluelight Towers is MENTAL and demand FAR exceeds supply.
They are committed to helping you FLOOD the prison with contraband.
Every day this week after 1400 hours [local time] a drone flown by your contacts outside will land by the old potting shed at the far end of the allotment.
THE OLD POTTING SHED
The drone will be loaded with contraband, SERIOUS WEIGHTS OF TECH, PORN, SPICE, WEED, SMACK, 6-APB, MAMBA, AL-LAD, STEROIDS, MDMA, METH, BUBBLE, K, COKE, the fucking lot!
Post a smiley each day to collect the good stuff and gain RESPECT as you seemingly pluck drugs from thin air! Each day you succeed will increase the RESPECT you are held in.
GAME MECHANICS
Post a smiley or place your order for tomorrow etc in the thread DAILY after 14.00 hours using your local time and state your time zone to collect the contraband.
Your FAM will make a delivery every day at the same time.
Every 30 minutes that passes after 14.00 hours increases the % chance one of your thieving scumbag peers fucking robs your gear.
BY 17.00 hours all contraband will be gone.
Collect the ASSETS from behind the OLD POTTING SHED to flood the prison with contraband and receive the RESPECT that is your due.
Collect all the ASSETS and yes, you'll be the man dog!
FIRST DRONE DELIVERY IS 14.00 HOURS SUNDAY
KEEP CHECKING HERE FAM 2 SEE WHO IS
TOP DOG
AND WHO IS THE PRISON CORGI
I'M A DANGEROUS MAN
PUT SOME DRUGS IN MY POCKET
AND WHO IS THE PRISON CORGI
I'M A DANGEROUS MAN
PUT SOME DRUGS IN MY POCKET
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mtu mwendawazimu
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Got my list - excited to place the order.
Need to get here right at fourteen hundred to ensure MAL3VOLENT doesn't steal my SHIT.
Need to get here right at fourteen hundred to ensure MAL3VOLENT doesn't steal my SHIT.
