• LAVA Moderator: Mysterier

Want to play a game?

So do I. :) Someone should take a turn who hasn't yet. Ready... go!
 
Right, nominte someone for a new game or.. bypass and throw caution to the wind and just start one! Looking forward to a new game to play with y'all.
 
I'd say... Ashley, or Busperson. Or Tranced! Someone do it!
 
K,

1. I once threw my own shit at the police
2. I have an 'O' level (GCSE in the UK these days) in Russian
3. I fell 50 feet (15.24m) off a roof at a party & landed on my feet
 
Hmmm... I'm guessing #3 is a lie because that sounds implausible. If so... damn #1... I gotta say, that was kinda shitty. ;)
 
I don't even know what #2 means. I totally believe #1 and that's hysterical!

It's Xorkoth's turn...
 
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I feel like 1 is a felony, so I'll say 1 is the lie.
 
Awww... I knew it BH! :) You're a rock star! :D

Okay. I'll give it another go.

1. I was born one month late.

2. I cut off 18 inches once of hair to donate to Locks of Love (they make wigs for cancer patients).

3. I saved the lives of two strangers using the Heimlich Maneuver on separate occasions.
 
Ahh, the small lies... taking after cdugs I see. :)

I'm gonna guess #1 because, oh my god your poor mother.

My girlfriend cut 4 inches off my hair last year and it's still 18 inches long. If I buzzed it I could do what you said. But I wouldn't because I love my hair. You can't have it! :sus:
 
Unfortunately for my mother, bptubbs is correct. I have revived a few people, but no Heimlich....yet. :)

(And yes it was really a whole month.)
 
Lol, I didn't even realize it... I'm hardwired for puns, don't even realize I'm making them sometimes.
 
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