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    I remember seeing a really cool thread about dealers and their stories obviously no details that could give them away but some of those stories could probably be sold for money anyway I'm in the mood to hear some funny or tragic, or both could someone point me in the right direction thanks.
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    I dunno how far this will go before being shut down, but I called my hospital to leave an inporntant message for a doctor. I then proceeded to smke some decent herb. so just as it was kicing in, the phone rang. Of course it was kicking in, I answered the phone and low and behold it was iy was my doctor. I tried to be profesional, but the doctor caught on and chuckled, then talked slower to me. That was akward!
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    Once got extremely fucked up on xanax and booze and decided it would be a good idea to take the trash out buck naked at 3am. My driveway is at least 100yards, i hope no one saw me. i found my underwear on the porch in the morning.

    It was a good thing i didn't feel the need to go for a walk down the road
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    One time I’d been awake around 4days give or take doing speed (dextroamphetamine not meth) and had taken like 4mg Klonopin that morning and had to go get something from this small grocery store nearby. Anyway I was really out of it kept forgetting where I was or what I was looking for so I have this brilliant idea “more speed will help me remember!” So having forgotten where I was I take out my baggy of finely crushed d-amphetamine powder and pour a bump onto a key and very loudly snort it (I wasn’t being discreet at all, guess I was so used to doing it at home I thought nothing of it) as soon as I snort it the burn snaps me out of the daze I was in. I look around frantically to see if anyone was around to see it (thankfully there wasn’t) but there was a security camera over my head idk if it was facing me and there was someone in the aisle beside me who had to of heard but didn’t say anything (either didn’t know what was going on or didn’t care). Somehow staying calm (not an easy task on an amp binge) I quickly find what I needed pay for it and leave but I stayed outa that place for like a month lol
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    Having binged on amphetamine sulphate for several weeks, I got it in my head that the route I cycled to work every day would be the perfect place for dealers to stash their drugs. All I had to do was find them. So one night after work, I took 6 hours to complete the two mile journey home because I was searching through all the hedgerows and trees on the way. I thought I'd struck gold when I found a plastic wrapped pack of soggy newspapers covered in a powdery residue dumped in the hedge. I was convinced that the dealers had impregnated the newspapers with a cocaine solution, so I dragged them home with a view to finding a way of extracting the cocaine. When I got home I got distracted by taking my computer to pieces and wanking myself stupid over porn.

    The next day when I finally regained a semblance of sanity, I realised that the powdery residue on the newspapers was just mould. FML...
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