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MikeJosslin2018A
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In the last scene of the 1998-remake of The Parent Trap, the dad and the American kid get to London before the mother and the English kid despite having left later. That?s some bullshit. Lindsay Lohan?s evil English twin says they flew on the concord. Okay, chill. But since there were no San Francisco-London concord flights they must have left from New York, which means they must have taken a 5h30m-flight to New York then a 3h30m-flight to London on a concord. That?s 9 hours not counting the time spent walking to the gate and going through security. A direct flight from SF to London is 10h30m. Are you trying to tell me that despite leaving at least 30 minutes after the mother and the other kid, these motherfuckers managed to arrive at the airport, check-in, get through security, walk to the gate IN TWO OF THE BUSIEST AIRPORTS IN THE COUNTRY (SFO AND JFK), then go through customs in London, get their luggage, take a taxi from Heathrow to Kensington, BREAK IN to the house mind you (where the fuck was the butler?), in less than 1h30m? Fuck you Hollywood. #BoycottTheParentTrap2018