Hilarious, you had batter shit? Better than tested for pesticides and analyzed for cannabinoid content, better than 37% THC, better than grown in an expensive commercial but still small scale (read: caring) farm?
No you didn't.
Eating 2.5g of THC is fucking ridiculous too, are you working as a neurosurgeon? That's about the income you'd need to support a habit of nearly 3 grams of THC a day. Even the heaviest smokers I know are nowhere near 3 grams of BUD a day.
Pretty fuckin presumptuous.
I did in fact have better shit sitting on my couch back home, I grew most of it. I've been smoking for almost 20 years and growing for half as long. I know what good weed is.
Where did I say I ate 3 grams of THC a day? I was on vacation in a legal state and I have plenty of expendable income, I own my own business...
Sorry?
When we first landed, the first thing I did was hit a dispensary. I tried eating a little at a time and I didn't feel shit. Later in the day I ate 1200mg and was ready to get my mind blown, I didn't even catch a buzz. So then I hit up like 4 more dispensaries and ate 2500mg the next day right before I went to the Denver Art Museum, I felt nothing again. Sweet exhibit about female artists throughout history though. In CO you can only buy in 100mg increments if you're a rec buyer so I literally had to eat a ton of candy to get to that point.
I did some research after I got back from our trip and apparently people metabolize edibles differently - there's a chance that something about the way my liver works doesn't allow me to catch a buzz from edibles. The only edible that ever gets me high is a recipe I got off grasscity for the hallucinating hash capsules that I make
exclusively from my own trim and hash.
For the rest of my vacation I called it quits on the edibles and just smoked out of glass, which was nice because I didn't have to hike with a stomach full of gummy candy. Rocky Mountain National Pk is seriously overwhelming. God, I love being in the woods.
When I got home, I took one hit and was blazed off my ass. It was also much less harsh than anything I got from the dispensaries. I was thoroughly disappointed, especially because I only purchased top shelf nug from every dispensary I visited.
Mods - My bad about mentioning the prices. I didn't even think about it because it's a legal state.