Drug Comedy

[meth444]

I did some stand-up as a hobby some years back, thinking maybe a joke thread might be something we would enjoy!

 

[meth444]

What's the difference between a tweaker and a junkie?
They'll both steal your wallet, but the tweaker will help you look for it!

 

[LOGan1314]

*facepalm*

 

[meth444]

Why do tweakers do it doggie style?
So they can both peek out the windows!

 

[LOGan1314]

Okay, that one was funny

 

[meth444]

Sadly, i have experienced both.
Things i don't miss about MethLife.

 

[busted.produk]

What's the difference between a tweaker and a junkie?
They'll both steal your wallet, but the tweaker will help you look for it!

Ha!
I posted this same joke on BL a couple years ago.....
I love it!
Great minds think alike....