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AUS: Federal Police create hilarious Christmas carol featuring biggest busts of 2017

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The police force has well and truly embraced the festive spirit with a tongue-in-cheek Christmas carol celebrating the most bizarre busts of the year.

The AFP took to social media on Tuesday to share their version of the Christmas classic The Twelve Days of Christmas replacing the normal lyrics with an array of 2017 busts involving drugs, cash and weapons.

"Forget @edsheeran and @Beyonce because we have 2017’s biggest banger," the AFP proclaimed.

The weird and wacky seizures included drugs disguised as washing powder, meth mixed with protein powder and even drugs stuffed inside someone's bowels.

The video went on to urge the public to get in touch if they knew of anyone involved in drug importation who didn't deserve any presents this year.

"If you have information about a possible drug importation call Santa on 1800 333 000 to have them put on the naughty list."

And their hilarious rendition aiming to reach the top of the charts was well appreciated by hundreds on Facebook and Twitter who praised their comical effort and their work over the last 12 months.

"Legends, every one of you. I hope Santa is kind to you all," one Facebook user wrote.

"Out done yourselves with this one no other police social media team will get close!," another comment read.


Source and for video: https://au.news.yahoo.com/a/38363512/police-create-hilarious-christmas-carol-about-2017-drug-busts/
 
Oh goodie, now the war on drugs is all about fun! ... 8)

Anyone who knows anything about the drug game knows all that shit is pretty mundane and boring.

The stuff they don’t know about is faaar more interesting.

Is it really news to anyone that folks traffic drugs by packaging them in their gut, vagina or rectum?

Well, I guess not everyone is a member of BL... Yet =D
 
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Lol had that happen once when I was being pulled over. Didn't ask her for the pipe back
 
ahah^ claimed her "bf" at the time organized her to get gangbang by old men. asked her to put morphine/ h/ etc in there so they can go to Belgium to distribute? Not the brightest girl..imo

lol @ mules.
 
Anyone ever see Maria Full of Grace? Real life mule stuff. Nothing to really laugh at :\
 
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