Band name game

[yompf]

If you had a band (or have). What would you call it? Or what names , would you choose from?
Mine would be
The Yompf Plops ... (lol)

 

[GaryGlisten]

Chariots of Mong

 

[Xorkoth]

Unicorn Horn Porn

(This is actually the name of my friend and I when we trip and play music together. I bought a DC to AC power converter and a car battery so we could set up at music festivals late-night... hasn't actually been done yet though).

I can't claim this one as my own, but one of my favorites of all time is "The Defiance of Anthropomorphic Sea Mammals". Bonus points if you know where I heard that one.

 

[yompf]

^idk wtf you are talking about. Can I please still have bonus points? Can that be the name of my band ?
Bonus Points

 

[Kittycat5]

Rph Valentino (Im a pharmacist so...).

 

[Xorkoth]

This is already a band, but I like Arson Daily.

 

[third_eye_lasik]

My "band" name is English Green. Some of my favorite band names are: Taking Back Sunday(hate the music though) My chemical romance(hate the music) Butthole surfers

 

[Xorkoth]

Yeah Butthole Surfers!

One of my music arrangements, as I mentioned, it called Unicorn Horn Porn, but did you know there's a band you can find on youtube called Unicorn Porn? They're pretty good.

 

[yompf]

^idk wtf you are talking about. Can I please still have bonus points? Can that be the name of my band ?
Bonus Points

I was really drunk when I wrote that... I just felt like I should tell you.

 

[Xorkoth]

Haha Don't feel bad, I once sent this email to my boss while I was on an ibogaine flood dose and my sitter was away (3 days into the experience too):

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Please give me right now I need to talk someone someone so badly right now.

I proofread it and everything, my impression was I had a few typos. This was on my PC so autocorrect was not a factor.

 

[yompf]

I JUST LAUGHED SO HARD. Thank you!!!!! That was really good...
You really did ibogaine? That's pretty intense .

 

[Xorkoth]

Yeah I did it to get past a 10 year long opiate addiction. I wrote about it if you like reading trip stories. Very strange experience, very life-changing as well.

At the time, it was the morning of the 3rd day and I thought I was pretty much back, but in reality I was dreaming while awake (ibogaine for me was like dreaming whether awake or asleep, a series of continual dreams). At some point I believed it was 2 days later and I was supposed to be back at work (I work at home on my computer), and I tried to log into my work stuff. I could not enter any passwords successfully. I realized I was somewhat physically impaired, but I sat there and consciously pressed one key at a time, slowly, and it still wouldn't work. It seemed like my computer was getting really wonky and glitchy, and I thought I could see browser tabs that had strange occult symbols on them and ominous titles. I started to think my brain was broken because I would snap out of it (sort of) and realize that I was still really strongly on ibogaine, what I believed to be 5 days later. I tried texting my parents and brother and friends, with similar results to the email. Finally I emailed my boss (we have a great work relationship that crosses into personal friendship without him being a close friend) because I felt I needed to talk to someone. Then my brother called me and talked me back to calm. Then my friend who was my sitter got back from work and my boss called. So of course I picked up the phone, said to my friend loudly, "shit, it's my boss!" and then proceeded to put the phone in the fridge. All of these actions seemed perfectly reasonable at the time.

After that my friend took my electronics and we went to his house where they took care of me and I made them laugh all night with constant random mental tangents that were the result of dreaming while awake.

My poor boss was really worried about me. He also interpreted the email as me being wasted and trying to tell him I was dissatisfied with my job and felt that he had personally made me feel disrespected. I ended up telling him the truth and he was really supportive. Great boss, love that guy.

 

[yompf]

hmm , that's intense. I will read the trip report. I'm very interested.. I thought of doing ibogaine at one point.. just never had the balls to go through with it.

 

[Xorkoth]

It honestly wasn't scary, but it was super long and arduous. Most people seem to find it not frightening. I was absolutely terrified to actually swallow it though!

Well I was terrified when I wrote that email but if I had had my sitter there he could have easily talked me down by explaining that everything was fine. It was situational terror, not drug-ind terror

 

[Speed King]

RC and The Black Sunshine Band

 

[yompf]

It honestly wasn't scary, but it was super long and arduous. Most people seem to find it not frightening. I was absolutely terrified to actually swallow it though!

Well I was terrified when I wrote that email but if I had had my sitter there he could have easily talked me down by explaining that everything was fine. It was situational terror, not drug-ind terror

I just finished reading your trip report.... That was amazing.Thank you very much

 

[Xorkoth]

Oh awesome, I'm glad you liked it. Took me a long time to write it. One of the turning points of my life.

 

[Speed King]

^^ the name of Xorkoths next project.

Wed Zeppelin. A Zeppelin cover band that only plays weddings.