Ruin a dinner in 4 words

[Sadie]

Is that my pube?

 

[Shambles]

Chef caught wanking again

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Like my dangle berries?

 

[rickifransisco]

Let's talk about politics

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

I am a vegan.

 

[Jackal]

I made the mayo.

 

[consumer]

I shat in food

 

[Fishface]

Anyone seen my teeth?

 

[spacejunk]

Jamie Oliver made this

 

[Tranced]

They are tiletamine burgers??

 

[Speedballer916]

I want a divorce

 

[BecomingJulie]

"No, it wasn't soya!"

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Daddy like poo poo...

 

[Arnold]

Daddy, I'm pregnant!

 

[Arnold]

Open the surstromming please!
If ya dynna know what it is

 

[Arnold]

Has anyone seen my mooncup?
No guessing the poster here and yeah them were 5 words.

 

[Cheshire_Kat]

"We need to talk"

 

[spacejunk]

don't think it's contagious...

 

[MDPV_Psychosis]

Let's just be friends

 

[BecomingJulie]

"I'm not (racist|sexist|homophobic|transphobic), but ....."