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Ruin a dinner in 4 words

F.U.B.A.R. said:
Wow, you got that? That was the bit I was always looking forward to - but it never happened..
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Yeah was wierd. Like, you just look at your lasses tits (my lass that is...not yours :) ), get a bit if a semi-on and next thing you know you've shot your bolt without ever even getting a full chub on.

Really wierd.
 
New meaning for 'family butcher' ;)

(applied to a meat dish like a stew or curry :p, when one's family are not there to partake)
 
Backfromthebrink said:
Yeah was wierd. Like, you just look at your lasses tits (my lass that is...not yours :) ), get a bit if a semi-on and next thing you know you've shot your bolt without ever even getting a full chub on.

Really wierd.
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Not that weird really given how hypersensitive - in ever possible sense of the word - one is when in acute opi w/d. I recall one sweaty weekend many years ago getting well into double figures simply from tossing (no not that kind) and turning - the very slight friction from nob-end brushing against sheet for a fraction of a second now and then was plenty enough to ker-splooge.

This was also the sweaty weekend that I decided in my infinite wisdom that chowing down on an entire pack of Nytol/diphenhydramine would help me gain a lil rest and repose. It wasn't. It really, really wasn't :|

In related news...

Delirient dinners ftw, no?
 
Shambles said:
Not that weird really given how hypersensitive - in ever possible sense of the word - one is when in acute opi w/d. I recall one sweaty weekend many years ago getting well into double figures simply from tossing (no not that kind) and turning - the very slight friction from nob-end brushing against sheet for a fraction of a second now and then was plenty enough to ker-splooge.

This was also the sweaty weekend that I decided in my infinite wisdom that chowing down on an entire pack of Nytol/diphenhydramine would help me gain a lil rest and repose. It wasn't. It really, really wasn't :|

In related news...

Delirient dinners ftw, no?
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That's exactly what would happen to me. Your knob end would just brush against something and you'd shoot your load...

Bad enough if you're on yer own but if with a lass and you actually have a reason to get the horn the you would literally shoot your load before you'd even rolled over.

That story about the Nytol made me laugh. When I was going through that brutal methadone CT a few years back I was going out of my mind and decided to take quadruple the recommended does of clonidine just to get some rest as that was all i had.(took 400mcg rather than the maximum 100mcg)...and then an hour later took the same again...I then realised I needed to go to the shop for some fags....stood up...BP hit the basement.....blackedout...fell down the stairs and woke up in the hallway so fucked I couldn't get back up the stairs again....and a side effect of rock bottom BP is you go partially blind for a while (something to do with blood flow to the retinas or some shit)...I should have been in hospital but that would have involved phoning an ambulance which I just couldn't do..

Fun times
 
Brussel's Sprouts again tonight?

:|

Backfromthebrink said:
That's exactly what would happen to me. Your knob end would just brush against something and you'd shoot your load...

Bad enough if you're on yer own but if with a lass and you actually have a reason to get the horn the you would literally shoot your load before you'd even rolled over.
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Indeed. But, on the plus side, double digit repeat "performances" overnight too. The sensitivity does gradually give way to sheer friction... eventually. I do believe such a situation (methadone-related as it happens) is the only time I've ever turned down the offer of buttsex. After over a dozen "deliveries" I just did not have it in me to be sticking the wee fella anywhere - let alone somewhere with additional friction 8o
 
From a female withdrawal perspective re the sensitivity, my female friend & I who usually scored, used & tried to give up together, used to call it the Yellow Pages ie 'let your fingers do the walking' (An old Yellow Pages advertising slogan) & be in absolute hysterics about how we could just touch ourselves & instantly come (we didn't wank together!)
Anyway....back on track

I'm on hunger strike
 
Ha! You just got every blokes hopes up for a moment there.

Well played BPH, well played indeed.

On topic.....

Don't mind the leprosy.
 
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