Ruin a dinner in 4 words

[spacejunk]

...We made placenta lasagna

 

[Sharapovafistpump]

Flat fox for starters?

 

[Sharapovafistpump]

The bitch cooked it

 

[theMerovingian]

a bowl of snot

 

[Shambles]

Tonight's vegan options are...

 

[spacejunk]

Vegan only thank you

 

[Shambles]

Your Domino's delivery arrives

 

[spacejunk]

Fancy some cheeseless pizza?

 

[Shambles]

Want fries with that?

Fancy some cheeseless pizza?

As a nipper I adored tomato ketchup sarnies - is that the same thing?

 

[theMerovingian]

Pass the salt please.

 

[Shambles]

Sorry, no black pepper.


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[Arnold]

Smegma on your toast?

 

[Shambles]

Cheese on your cock?

 

[BecomingJulie]

Back soon. Changing knickers.

 

[Buspersons Holiday]

Dinner's in the dog

 

[Shambles]

Dog's in the dinner.

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

I'm in the dog

 

[Urbain]

Who'd like a doggybag?

 

[Kittycat5]

Donald Trump is coming.

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

My colostomy bag's burst.