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Tell A Shit Joke: Number 2

Have you heard the German AC/DC tribute band, Keine Netztrafo?

(Domain of hilarity: collecters of old radios from the late 1950s onwards, with a smattering of German.)

Oh, and Consumer: that's Sir Billy Connolly to you.
 

Link didn't work on my phone mate, I'll have to check it out on laptop later.

Have you heard the German AC/DC tribute band, Keine Netztrafo?

(Domain of hilarity: collecters of old radios from the late 1950s onwards, with a smattering of German.)

Oh, and Consumer: that's Sir Billy Connolly to you.

Quite why Billy Connelly was awarded a knighthood is a mystery to me. Unless, of course, he's an establishment sex offender - which seems to be the only qualification one needs for the job. Other than that, he's just an incomprehensible Scottish cunt... ;)
 
Apparently, this year's charity single is called 'Duvet know it's Christmas?'


It's a cover...
 
What did the leper say to the prostitute when asked about the tip?

You can keep it
 
^LOL

What did the theater owner say when Nureyev leapt into the air in a gran jeté and crashed through the rotting floorboards upon landing? "Don't worry, he'll be fine, He's just going through a stage."
 
Apparently, Apple have released a new mobile specifically for the Geordie market.


It's called the Y I Phone...
 
I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said thank you.
I said don't mention it..
 
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common?

They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
 
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