"Stupid"

[Nod Alot]

Last night she gave me an erection/ her face was perplexin/ i think she was German/ I think she was Aisian/ I had no way of knowing/ she had an infection/
So I caught the Clap/ I said "how did this happ?"/ that bitch was so good/ that bitch was so bad!/ I got pretty mad/ so I called up her dad/
I said "it hurts when I pee/ your daughter is nasty/ I'm sorry I fucked her/ but she fucked up my D!"
my friends the lesson is this/ it won't hurt when you piss/ if you wrap it up tight/ i made her my wife

 

[spacejunk]

hehe, nice rhymes mate

 

[Nod Alot]

But do you think people will understand the message??
Lol jk jk. The perils of being bored at work

 

[spacejunk]

i dig it

i used to have a pretty boring office job and one of my colleagues was a writer.
she spent a lot of time at work writing short stories, and had quite a few of them published in some pretty prestigious literary journals.

whatever gets you through the day