My new religion, fannianity for males.

[Markomarkh]

My new religion I thought up as I couldnt sleep last night. You come out of a fanny and see the light, then you live life and want to f**k fanny in your teens and there after until old age man, then you die and go to sexual heaven, where you are king of your heaven with only you and your closest male friends + family that have died, you and friends get all the sexiest women, they will love you, say yes to everything, they will please you, no STDs, no births because we are in spirit form and prettiest form and will be pure bliss.

Yeah everyone is equal, no marriage, no partner, no favouritism, we share all women, no jealousy, we love everyone in sexual heaven. Tell me what you think? Please point out the contradictions, like every religion has?