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[SmokingAces]

Hahaha. A similar thing happened to my brother and I. We thought we found a number at the back of Max Power that was only 15p a minute..until they called the next day asking for our postcodes! We had to tell mammy and managed to hide it from my da for a couple of months. He got suspicious when she was receiving two identical letters every month and opened them. It turns out they kept sending up promotional stickers and such

It's good to know the porn phonecall places are as ruthless as any modern day drug dealers. I like to think once they reel them in that's it. Phone call a day for life innit? :D

 

[Don Luigi]

That is the truth. New phone number every week, too! It's usually the dealers with really shite product who would send out their daily menu to me.

I used to have a guy who would ask if I wanted to come round and see his missus, as his code. He'd say she's looking really well. Then I'd try to say ''Aye can I come see her twice?'' (meaning two bags). The dosy bastard would then reply, ''Is that a 25 or a 50?'' He must have sounded like a very successful pimp.

 

[SmokingAces]

Hahaha I love it! Covering up your drug dealing by playing the P.I.M.P, what a great plan eh?

 

[breakcorefiend]

That is the truth. New phone number every week, too! It's usually the dealers with really shite product who would send out their daily menu to me.

I used to have a guy who would ask if I wanted to come round and see his missus, as his code. He'd say she's looking really well. Then I'd try to say ''Aye can I come see her twice?'' (meaning two bags). The dosy bastard would then reply, ''Is that a 25 or a 50?'' He must have sounded like a very successful pimp.

Hahahahahha :D

Ahh my old dealer ( 2002-2008 ) used to refer to weed as tickets, ticket for tina turner would be a teenth of weed, a kids ticket would be a quarter a ticket to ozzy was an ounce, For coke it was albums, a gram was an album, half was an ep, and an 8th was a catalogue.

He was this burnt out hippy in his 50's, a school mates dad, gave me my first line of coke, that bastard has a lot to answer for :D (RIP Steve)

 

[SmokingAces]

Hahahahahha :D

Ahh my old dealer ( 2002-2008 ) used to refer to weed as tickets, ticket for tina turner would be a teenth of weed, a kids ticket would be a quarter a ticket to ozzy was an ounce, For coke it was albums, a gram was an album, half was an ep, and an 8th was a catalogue.

He was this burnt out hippy in his 50's, a school mates dad, gave me my first line of coke, that bastard has a lot to answer for :D (RIP Steve)

The guy who nurtured the beast! Hahaha!

Man this thread tempbibberinz is better than gibberings has been in ages

 

[spacejunk]

I've had dealers do the whole code thing ("can i get 50 door spots for tonight" or whatever) - but it always sounds forced, silly and would stand out like a sore thumb should anyone be monitoring it.
These days i only ever really buy from mates (real mates, not strictly-business "mates") and it's just a matter of "mind if i pop over some time this week?"

Plus it must seem pretty fucking Dodgy if Tina Turner came through town just last week.
Nutcase City Limits

 

[breakcorefiend]

I've had dealers do the whole code thing ("can i get 50 door spots for tonight" or whatever) - but it always sounds forced, silly and would stand out like a sore thumb should anyone be monitoring it.
These days i only ever really buy from mates (real mates, not strictly-business "mates") and it's just a matter of "mind if i pop over some time this week?"

Plus it must seem pretty fucking Dodgy if Tina Turner came through town just last week.
Nutcase City Limits

Yeah, That's the thing, It sounds ridiculous, My old dealer only ever used it on the phone but even still it sounded ridiculous,

Nowadays it's much similiar to your situation, 'Wanna pop over for a min?' is the standard phonecall now

 

[spacejunk]

We live and learn, eh?

 

[masaz]

Aye, is just a text with our address or a 'you about?' phonecall for us now. I sort of miss having to go on a mission but not really.

 

[SmokingAces]

Yeah, That's the thing, It sounds ridiculous, My old dealer only ever used it on the phone but even still it sounded ridiculous,

Nowadays it's much similiar to your situation, 'Wanna pop over for a min?' is the standard phonecall now

You think that's bad I used to have this shifty coke dealer who was so paranoid he'd answer the phone in a woman's voice. You'd say "hello is this Paddy?" and be met with the reply, by Paddy "Paddy's not here just now it's Chelsea what you after". Fucking stupid bastard lol.

 

[breakcorefiend]

We live and learn, eh?

We do indeed, used to feel a whole lot more exciting when I was a teenager, 5 or 6 mates, all chipping in a few quid, raise 24 between us, enough for an 8th of weed, pouch of baccy, skins and a bottle of water, off we would march to the local park ( which was an old castle ruins.. if anyone know's exeter..rougemont )

There, we proceeded to smoke spliffs and 'shotties' (these are a southwest thing i'm told? where you load a ball of baccy into the metal downstem from a bong (cone/bowl removed) then stamp the end into ground up weed and smoke till you reach the tobacco n rip it through)

Ahh I miss those days where we would smoke an 8th between us then go ride our bmx's down at the skatepark and chat to the girls that would hang around

 

[breakcorefiend]

You think that's bad I used to have this shifty coke dealer who was so paranoid he'd answer the phone in a woman's voice. You'd say "hello is this Paddy?" and be met with the reply, by Paddy "Paddy's not here just now it's Chelsea what you after". Fucking stupid bastard lol.

Hahahahaha am picturing a proper Norman Bates type character here :D

 

[Don Luigi]

We used to smoke shotties, too %)

I'm just amazed we all used to get so stoned from soap bar! I find it hard to get stoned after a couple of joints these days!

 

[SmokingAces]

Buckets were all the rage here when we were younger. Was always the soap bar as Don says, one mate used to buy an ounce every Friday he was older. The proper shit mate, with the plastic in it! The rest of us used to just chip in what we could and smoke the rest of it. Big 6 skinner doobies were all the rage, infact I'm sure once we had one that used a whole pack of rizla. :D that amount of paper makes me feel sick now :S

I remember even at school buckets on lunch hour were common place. I once got one mate so ripped with them he checked himself into the nurses office saying he didn't feel well only to be busted for being stoned hahaha. Those were the days

 

[breakcorefiend]

We used to smoke shotties, too %)

I'm just amazed we all used to get so stoned from soap bar! I find it hard to get stoned after a couple of joints these days!

You used to too? maybe its a generational thing instead of regional cuz I've spoken to ppl at parties about it and they looked at me as if I was speaking a foreign language!

Yea man, a 6pack of fosters, 8th of soapbar and a few e's and a few slammin vinyl/accelerated culture/one nation drum n bass tape packs and we were golden!

 

[breakcorefiend]

Buckets were all the rage here when we were younger. Was always the soap bar as Don says, one mate used to buy an ounce every Friday he was older. The proper shit mate, with the plastic in it! The rest of us used to just chip in what we could and smoke the rest of it. Big 6 skinner doobies were all the rage, infact I'm sure once we had one that used a whole pack of rizla. :D that amount of paper makes me feel sick now :S

I remember even at school buckets on lunch hour were common place. I once got one mate so ripped with them he checked himself into the nurses office saying he didn't feel well only to be busted for being stoned hahaha. Those were the days

Mate... the old whitey bucket as we used to call em, was when we would purposefully stitch a mate up with a hefty bucket, like 4 times the average weed and watch them turn pale n vomit :D
This was mostly performed within the last 10 mins of lunch at school so the 'victim' would have to go through registration and sit in a lesson( usually maths) high as fuck

One of my mates got so sick we had to leave him under the tree covered in our jumpers as he was immobile and we didn't want him noticed, came back an hour later n he was fast asleep

 

[Don Luigi]

Yeah they were utilised often due to never actually having any gauzes about. We sometimes called it a half-fag. You could cut a drinks can and roll it into a bong stem, then stick it in a bottle - viola.

Sometimes we would just burn a hole in a plastic bottle and put the 'foil' from cigarette packets over it, with a few little holes punched in. Nasty, yes, but it worked and needed no tobacco.

Did anybody ever buy one of these? They were a bit pointless because they got gacked up so quickly. Making your own lungs was much more economical.

 

[SmokingAces]

Yea man it became a game of cat and mouse. 5l water bottles cut off and taped together, sockets which held like an 8th of dope. Some of the smoking contraptions we made were just stupid now I think about it, was fun at the time though :D

We gave this one character "Dangerous Bri" we used to call him a bucket once. 2grams of soapbar, dried mushies and a couple vallies in it man. It sent him sideways. He wound up leaving, throwing up on his way home and spewing, his mum caught him and went mad. Poor fucker the next day was cycling around the place avoiding his mum, went to the woods on his bike, clean over the handlebars and pierced his END on a tree! Hahaha from then on he became known as "Twiggy"... and no he did not appreciate it

Not heard this in a while. This music reminds me of those times. As ColtDan would say, wicked bruv
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qIScl0lVHQ (NWA - Dope Man)

 

[spacejunk]

We do indeed, used to feel a whole lot more exciting when I was a teenager, 5 or 6 mates, all chipping in a few quid, raise 24 between us, enough for an 8th of weed, pouch of baccy, skins and a bottle of water, off we would march to the local park ( which was an old castle ruins.. if anyone know's exeter..rougemont )

Damn, that sounds quite beautiful, compared to what i got up to as a dodgy aussie adolescent.
We all used to crouch around a bucket bong (or a badly constructed bong with a hold melted into the side and a stem shoved through) in the bush behind my school, hoping nobody would catch us in the act.
Mind you, this is when buying "mull" (as it was known) was as simple as buying it off a kid at school with a big brother that sold "sticks" or "fifty bags".
Nobody had a fucking mobile, and you sure as hell wouldn't have called them to organise a deal.
I started smoking weed too young, i reckon.

 

[breakcorefiend]

Damn, that sounds quite beautiful, compared to what i got up to as a dodgy aussie adolescent.
We all used to crouch around a bucket bong (or a badly constructed bong with a hold melted into the side and a stem shoved through) in the bush behind my school, hoping nobody would catch us in the act.
Mind you, this is when buying "mull" (as it was known) was as simple as buying it off a kid at school with a big brother that sold "sticks" or "fifty bags".
Nobody had a fucking mobile, and you sure as hell wouldn't have called them to organise a deal.
I started smoking weed too young, i reckon.

Haha I may have made it sound more romantic than it was! :D

There was lots of hiding in the bushes smoking while the police did their patrols, often we would be huddled in a bush passing the shotty bottle about and would see a 'pikey' running full pelt with loads of pairs of jeans under his arm them a few seconds later a tubby out of breath security guard trundling after :D

A few mins later the pikey would be up asking us what size jeans we wear and would we be interested in 'some high class jeans from western clipper buddy!! these ones even had the tags on!!'