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A little of both.
Married and don't screw around but it's nice to meet beautiful women all the time. Just a pretty smile still gets my wood up. I know... TMI.
 
madness00 said:
Lol.

Didn't you know Mrs. Claus was just a made up character? Like the easter bunny.

Yeah, there are a lot of moving parts. Santa being asexual may fit - I think the extent of his sexuality is jerking off while watching families sleep. His strange lack of documentation in regards to childhood leads me to believe he spawned as adult, or possible raised by elves in the forest. Not sure about the nature of the elves relation ship with him, but he is clearly the most fit to drive stick, as elves can't even reach the clutch. Now, the mystery behind him and the whole alleged human rights fiasco is just something that the world may never know..
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Lol!

Santa has to be a creep. He lets kids sit on his lap all day long during December.

Him and Ms Claus are chubs so I am sure she gives him handy j?s or bj?s.

I like to think of Santa like the
Cheech and Chong ? Santa and his old lady?

Yeah, that?s Santa. A little magic dust gets him to fly around the world, lol.
 
I?m nice. I?m getting good things! Santa thinks I?m cool. Going to bring me a sheet of......
 
I've been naughty today and taken several drugs. And will take one more.
 
I dont know if Ive been naughty or nice but I would really love some jelly beans for christmas!
 
Oddly enough, I've been more nice than naughty this year.

Peace&Love,
jasper
 
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