If you just have a burger patty, put it on a plate and pour about half a cup of water over it. Put it in the microwave. The power of steam. I actually have a microwave steamer thing. It’s plastic and has holes in the lid. It’s great for reheating stuff.
(1) Drink lots of beer
(2) Eat fast food burgers right before bed
(3) Wake up and hit the burger with one of those pre-shit hot farts. It should reheat it nicely.
Haha, I love that pun. I love slipping it in there (often accidentally) when someone is complaining about actual shit... like my friend told me he was pissed at his dog because she pooped in the house... I think you can see where this is going.