ok well thats pretty cool then, although the government still generated tax revenue on that bud in more than one way(grow and distribution probably didn't happen in the same day). I'm just saying if I had the ability to open any kind of business I wanted I'd open a government- or maybe a bank. I'd probably get frustrated and decide it's not worth it though after not long, wind up quitting.
But then your pal Joe Pesci would come to town and start strong arming everyone and the Mafia would get involved and it would all end with your car being blown up
You'd.... you'd "open a government?"
....Maf', you goin' revolutionary on us?
My ideal business would be a casino, hands down. I don't think I'd ever get frustrated from owning a casino.
You're right that's all way too much work let me know if you need a bag boy or have any other positions that are equally unimportant.
On all my resumes I put the objective as "to make as much money as humanly possible either legally or illegally all while doing as little work and exerting as little effort all while taking on as little responsibility as humanly possible. To push the limits of what it is to be human." Still waiting for those call backs!! very hopeful!!!
Hell it could even be seemingly random like if someone splits on a two 9's it's tasing time! HAHAAHA
I know your VIP room would be dank af
The restaurant yet to exist in the future hotel of the casino I haven't built (or bought) yet is going to be pretty menial to work at, to be honest. Lots of greeting guests and leading guests and cleaning up after guests.
You'd probably be better suited watching the security cameras for me and, when necessary or fun, coordinating security teams to tackle random players on the gameroom floor. Preferably while I'm also on the gameroom floor so I can watch.
I'd probably pay you upwards of $47.63/hr, too, just to get random guys tackled (or tased) in order to break the monotony that I'm sure would come after running a casino/hotel/restaraunt day-in and day-out over the years.
...You'd probably be in charge of paying them off so we can avoid all that courtroom drama that would inevitably follow the tackling and/or tasing. I mean, they're going to be innocent guys after all, just having their world turned upside down for no reason at all while they're shootin' some craps or somethin'. They'll deserve something out of the whole deal, I'm sure.... but I might feel differently once we actually get this operation up and running, so check back with me before you start payin' guys off.
I'm positive I'd be an awesome boss, you guys.
I can't pay you more, but if you work a 60-hour workweek you'll clear upwards of $137,000/yr before taxes so....
woah work? more? did you even read my resume?
Alright I guess. That extra 20 hours will be spent strictly doing entirely unproductive and non-work related activities though. That should be expected though. When do I start?
You gave me a resume`?
Work starts August 23rd, 2028 so long as the Mexicans I'm probably going to hire to build the joint don't dick me around. They're pretty legit most of the time, though, picked 'em up at Home Depot and they had a fence around my backyard just in time for the afternoon siesta-- so, like, it only took them a couple hours, so... they've got a good track record and I'm pretty sure they could bang a casino/hotel/restaurant out in 13 years given enough free on-the-job tequila.
Maybe if I get them to write their essays for help I could speed things along...
I'll be honest, I came on here drunk fucking around with the idea but now... well, it's still an idea but I kind of want to write a book about the whole ordeal now. Just a ridiculous little thing titled "The Restaurant Yet to Exist in the Future Hotel of the Casino I Haven't Built (or Bought) Yet: We'll Call It Jangalang's Greazy Gamblin' Joint"
Something tells me the title needs work.