CD Social V. Dab or Die Tryin'
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You'd.... you'd "open a government?"
....Maf', you goin' revolutionary on us?
My ideal business would be a casino, hands down. I don't think I'd ever get frustrated from owning a casino.
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But then your pal Joe Pesci would come to town and start strong arming everyone and the Mafia would get involved and it would all end with your car being blown up
Yeah that's totally true... very good point, I think I'll just become a bag boy instead.
Why can't I just get rich sitting around smoking weed I don't understand...
You're right that's all way too much work let me know if you need a bag boy or have any other positions that are equally unimportant.
On all my resumes I put the objective as "to make as much money as humanly possible either legally or illegally all while doing as little work and exerting as little effort all while taking on as little responsibility as humanly possible. To push the limits of what it is to be human." Still waiting for those call backs!! very hopeful!!!
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You're right that's all way too much work let me know if you need a bag boy or have any other positions that are equally unimportant.
On all my resumes I put the objective as "to make as much money as humanly possible either legally or illegally all while doing as little work and exerting as little effort all while taking on as little responsibility as humanly possible. To push the limits of what it is to be human." Still waiting for those call backs!! very hopeful!!!
The restaurant yet to exist in the future hotel of the casino I haven't built (or bought) yet is going to be pretty menial to work at, to be honest. Lots of greeting guests and leading guests and cleaning up after guests.
You'd probably be better suited watching the security cameras for me and, when necessary or fun, coordinating security teams to tackle random players on the gameroom floor. Preferably while I'm also on the gameroom floor so I can watch.
I'd probably pay you upwards of $47.63/hr, too, just to get random guys tackled (or tased) in order to break the monotony that I'm sure would come after running a casino/hotel/restaraunt day-in and day-out over the years.
...You'd probably be in charge of paying them off so we can avoid all that courtroom drama that would inevitably follow the tackling and/or tasing. I mean, they're going to be innocent guys after all, just having their world turned upside down for no reason at all while they're shootin' some craps or somethin'. They'll deserve something out of the whole deal, I'm sure.... but I might feel differently once we actually get this operation up and running, so check back with me before you start payin' guys off.
I'm positive I'd be an awesome boss, you guys.
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^ I'd apply to be a blackjack dealer for you just to watch the hilarity ensue from tasing random players lol. Hell it could even be seemingly random like if someone splits on a two 9's it's tasing time! HAHAAHA
I know your VIP room would be dank af
I know your VIP room would be dank af
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I'd make sure that the book of security regulations lists "unreasonable bets" as a legitimate use of a taser and security team. The trick'll be hiring somebody to define "unreasonable" all the time, and ensuring their consistency....
Absolutely, but I'd have to insist that employees don't get high on the job.
Go on break first like an adult, ya know? Clock back in when you've got your shit together.
Partying with the guests is allowed, especially if it results in drug connections or just getting a player all fucked up and spending more money than they otherwise would have, or if that's just the best way to have a good time at the time. At my casino/hotel/restaurant it'll be all about having a good time all the time, and hopefully getting paid for it.
That's the key to success, I think.
Hey all that sounds really cool and all but do you have any positions available with higher pay and less responsibility? Some of those jobs sound easy enough except they sound rather important. I'm looking for a job that I can come in completely stoned to, maybe take a nap, have free food, and make well above the six figure mark.
If not I guess I'll take it until something better comes around.
woah work? more? did you even read my resume?
Alright I guess. That extra 20 hours will be spent strictly doing entirely unproductive and non-work related activities though. That should be expected though. When do I start?
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You gave me a resume`?
Work starts August 23rd, 2028 so long as the Mexicans I'm probably going to hire to build the joint don't dick me around. They're pretty legit most of the time, though, picked 'em up at Home Depot and they had a fence around my backyard just in time for the afternoon siesta-- so, like, it only took them a couple hours, so... they've got a good track record and I'm pretty sure they could bang a casino/hotel/restaurant out in 13 years given enough free on-the-job tequila.
Maybe if I get them to write their essays for help I could speed things along...
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I'll be honest, I came on here drunk fucking around with the idea but now... well, it's still an idea but I kind of want to write a book about the whole ordeal now. Just a ridiculous little thing titled "The Restaurant Yet to Exist in the Future Hotel of the Casino I Haven't Built (or Bought) Yet: We'll Call It Jangalang's Greazy Gamblin' Joint"
Something tells me the title needs work.
Something tells me the title needs work.
I don't understand how you are not wealthier than Donald Trump and running for president along side him. That is some of the best pre-planning I've seen in a long time if not all my life.
oh and " I'm looking for a job that I can come in completely stoned to, maybe take a nap, have free food, and make well above the six figure mark." doesn't count as a resume or what??
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I think you are off to an excellent start, but also I think readers are going to be desperately curious to hear about every little detail about your life. Maybe you could prelude with a book about your morning rituals and then follow with another about your nighly rituals and then due to popular demand you will probably have to write another book about your afternoon rituals.
I can be your PR guy as long as you don't expect me to do anything.
Just started a new job today as a door to door solar salesman.... can't say I'm in love with it yet since the pay is entirely commison based and I didn't make any sales or get any referralls, but were I to get one sale it would be more money than I would make busting my as 40hrs a week in the field installing the same damn systems, so all in all, so long as I can start closing deals and getting sales or referrals then it will be gravy.
Time to roll one for new opportunities.
Time to roll one for new opportunities.
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