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Movie Quotes

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams ... glitter in the dark near the Tanhauser Gate. All those ... moments will be lost ... in time, like tears ... in rain. Time ... to die.

Roy Batty (Rutger Hauer), Blade Runner
 
I read all about the scourging and the crowning with thorns and all that, and I could viddy myself helping in and even taking charge of the tolchocking and the nailing in, being dressed in the height of Roman fashion.

Alexander 'Alex' de Large (Malcolm McDowell), A Clockwork Orange
 
ALL from HEATHERS one of my favoritest movies ever
(yes i said favoritest 8()

Veronica writing in her diary:
Betty Finn was a true friend, and I sold her out for a bunch of Swatch-dogs and Diet Coke-heads. Killing Heather would be like offing the Wicked Witch of the West.. wait.. East.. West.. God, I sound like fucking psycho!

Veronica to Christian Slater after sex
Mmm.. Thank you, that was my.. first game of strip croquet.Well, you're welcome. It's a lot more interesting than just flinging off your clothes and boning away on a neighbour's swing set.

fake suicide note lol
Ram and I died the day we realized we could never reveal our forbidden love to an uncaring and ununderstanding world. The joy we shared in each others arms was greater than any touch down, yet we were forced to live the lives of sexist, beer guzzling jock assholes.

dad during the funeral
If there's any way you can hear me, Kurt buddy... I don't care that you really were some pansy... You're my own flesh and blood, and you made me proud. My son's a homosexual, and I love him! I love my dead gay son!

awwww man theres tooo many lovely lines in this movie i actually memorize the whole script lol! =D
 
^that totally inspired me to read the whole script right now. way very
 
"Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington, man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he come in the door, man, she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man."
 
from Snatch:

Customs official: Do you have anything to declare, sir?
Avi : Yeah. Don't go to England.

Turkish : You take sugar?
Brick Top : No thank you, Turkish, I'm sweet enough

Vinny : I thought you said he was a getaway driver. What the fuck can he get away from?

Bullet Tooth Tony : Boris the Blade? As in Boris the Bullet-Dodger?
Avi : Why do they call him the Bullet-Dodger?
Bullet Tooth Tony : 'Cause he dodges bullets, Avi


so many classic quotes, but my fav is from the Pikey;

Mickey : Save your breath for cooling your porridge!
 
Jeffrey Goines :

When I was institutionalized, my brain was studied exhaustively by the guys of mental health. I was interrogated, I was x-rayed, I was examined *thoroughly*.
[turns head and coughs]
Then, they took everything about me and put it into a computer where they created this model of my mind. Yes! Using that model they managed to generate every thought I could possibly have in the next, say, 10 years. Which they then filtered through a probability matrix of some kind to - to determine everything I was gonna do in that period. So you see, she knew I was gonna lead the Army of the Twelve Monkeys into the pages of history before it ever even occurred to me. She knows everything I'm ever gonna do before I know it myself. How's that?
 
Sir Henry at Rawlinson End

"If I had all the money I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink"

Sir Henry (Trevor Howard)

It's a true one-off film from Vyvian Stanshall (ex Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band)
A prize to anyone who can make any sense of it!

Also from the film (all Sir Henry/Trevor Howard)

"Mrs. E; I don't know what I want, but I want it now"

"Bring me vicious horseradish mustard, to pierce the tounge like Cardigan's Lancers"

And one from Lady Florrie

"Henry dear, if dirty fingers were trumps, then what a splendid hand you'd have"

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And totally unrelated social commentry from Monty Python and the Holy Grail:-

"It's the king"

"How do you know it's the king?"

"He's the only one not covered in shit"
 
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The streets is watchin, she is watchin all the time . . .


Carlito's Way
 
Alfonze21: "...a fucking six shooter! There's nine bodies genious! What the fuck were you gonna do??? Laugh the last three to death? funny man!"
---Boondock Saints


Boondock Saints is a kick ass movie! Theres very few people i know who have seen it. So many classic moments

Super Troopers

Rabbit: "So what you're saying is, you're gonna light my country music award on fire?"

Ferris Bueller's Day off
"I'm not european,I dont plan on being european, so what do i care if they're socialists. They could be facist anarchists for all i Care, it still wouldn't change the fact that i dont own a car."
 
lol nice quote on bueller. I like that. here's one from napoleon dynamite:

Uncle Rico : So how are things going with you and your girlfriend?
Kip : Well, I think it's getting pretty serious. We chat online for like two hours a day so yeah, you could say it's getting pretty serious.

not funny if you haven't seen the movie because you have to picture what kip looks and acts like heh.
 
We're proud of ourselves, but when you think about it our pride is a sham. We don't want other worlds...we want mirrors.

--Gibarian in Solaris


Gibarian: You think you're dreaming me.
Kelvin: You're not Gibarian.
Gibarian: No? Who am I then?
Kelvin: A puppet.
Gibarian: And you're not? Or maybe you're my puppet. But like all puppets you think you're actually human. It's the puppet's dream, being normal.

--Solaris
 
from "trust" ....

Maria:Can you stop watching TV for a minute?
Matthew: No.
Maria: Why?
Matthew: Because. I had a bad day at work. I had to subvert my principles and kow-tow to an idiot. Television makes these daily sacrifices possible. Deadens the inner core of my being.


He's dangerous but sincere.
Nurse Paine: Sincerely dangerous.
Maria Coughlin: No, he's dangerous *because* he's sincere.


Maria: Your job is making you boring and mean.
Matthew: My job is making me a respectable member of society.

Maria: Not because you love me or anything like that?
Matthew: I respect and admire you.
Maria: Is that love?
Matthew: No, that's respect and admiration.

Matthew Slaughter: I had a bad day, I had to subvert my principles and kowtow to an idiot. Television makes these daily sacrifices possible. Deadens the inner core of my being.
Maria Coughlin: Let's move away then.
Matthew Slaughter: They have television everywhere, there's no escape.
 
"I'm prarie dogging it"

"You know-like how a prarie dog sticks his head in and out of a hole"

Rat Race
 
Bullet Tooth Tony: There are two kinds of balls in this world. There are the big brave balls and then there are the little mincey faggot balls. Now, dicks have drive, and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And, you thought you smelled some good ol' pussy. And, have brought your two little mincey faggot balls along for a good ol' time. But, you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You're shrinking . . . and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. And, the fact that you've got "replica" written down the side of your guns. And, the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point 5 0" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now . . . fuck off.
 
"You're a fucking ugly bitch. I'd like to stab you to death and mess around with your blood." - American Psycho

I just love that quote! =D
 
^ i watched that last night for the first time in a long time. i was pretty high and it was as good as i remembered :)

alasdair
 
Favorite Movie Quotes...

I thought there used to be a thread like this. I couldn't find it.. Oh well, merge if you have to.

The title says it all folks. Let's here some of your favorite movie quotes.

As for me...


Jesus Quintana: You ready to be fucked, man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up.

The Dude: Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."

The Dude: Jesus.

Jesus Quintana: You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

-The Big Lebowski


And something a bit more serious...


Tony Montana: What you lookin' at? You all a bunch of fuckin' assholes. You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be. You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." So... what that make you? Good? You're not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie. So say good night to the bad guy! Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you. Come on. Make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through! Better get outta his way!

-Scarface
 
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