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Movie Quotes

"You are a fucking ugly bitch and I want to stab you
to death and play with your blood"

-American Psycho-

Many good quotes in that movie...
 
"What can i get you to eat?"
"What won't make me vomit."
the kid in Dutch

"Hey, I guess we both have something in common. We both like Chinese."
"Dick!"
"Exactly."
Clerks

"In real life, I could be that anonymous nerd, sitting across from you in Chem lab staring at you so hard. Then, when you turn around he tries to smile, but the smile just comes out all wrong. You just think 'how pathetic'. Then he just looks away and never looks back at you again."
Christian Slater in Pump Up the Volume
 
"I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hampster and your father smelt of elderberries!"

-French guard, Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

an away message mainstay of mine. =D
 
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^now go away! or i shall taunt you a second ti-yime.


"thats what i love about them high school girls man, i get older, they stay the same age" Dazed and confused
 
:D more from Maui's source:

"Don't air raid for that bitch, I hate that shit. It's like that Clint fucker in front of all his friends. Huh? Huh mother fucker!"
"Okay Mike."
"Dominant male monkey mother fucker!"

"Didja ever look at a dollar bill man? There's some spooky shit goin' on there. And it's green too!"

"Imagine how many people out there are fuckin', just goin' at it."

Slater rocks. You're so dead man!
 
^^

"Who's bowling ball is this?"

"Yours, dude."

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"Are you cool, man?"

"Like how?"

"Riiiiiight..."
 
they said they closed this place off for a while, some kid got drunk and fell and died. they said he only had one beer in his system, how many beers have you drank?

4

oh shit, your dead man, your so dead.
 
I love that movie but jesus, how many times does that kid have to touch his nose throughout the movie???? Check it out next time u watch it. There's one scene where he's standing outside that pool hall talking to the girl he eventually hooks up with. I think he touches his nose like 9 times in their 2 minute conversation. Only part i can't stand in Dazed and Confused.

"I wanna dance!!!" LOL...
 
from Magnolia
"This is something that happens..."

"And there is the account of the hanging of three men... and a scuba diver... and a suicide. There are stories of coincidence and chance... and intersections and strange things told... and which is which and who only knows? And we generally say, 'Well, if that was in a movie, I wouldn't believe it.' Someone's so-and-so met someone else's so-and-so and so on. And it is the humble opinion of this narrator that strange things happen all the time. And so it goes, and so it goes. And the book says, 'We may be through with the past, but it ain't through with us.'"
 
From The Usual Suspects...
Guess you have to have seen the movie, to like this quote...

When they´re in the line-up...
and Benicio Del Toro says: Whaddafaaack....

It´s just great!
 
Donnie Darko

"Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!"

alasdair
 
faithfully dangerous said:
"litre is french for give me some fuckin cola before i break vous lip"
"i'm FREAKIN OUT, maaaan!"
~ super troopers
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freakin hillarious.:D
 
FairyX said:
From The Usual Suspects...
Guess you have to have seen the movie, to like this quote...

When they´re in the line-up...
and Benicio Del Toro says: Whaddafaaack....

It´s just great!
Click to expand...

"Gimme the keys you fucking cocksucker, aaaghahahggh!!
Stephen Baldwin

Definitely great scene.
 
from Donnie Darko:

"First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?"


It´s just hilarious!!!
 
Little Sister: When can I pop one out?
Donnie: "Not until Junior High"

Donnie's friend: This is some good shit.
Donnie: "It's a fuckin cigarette"



While hipnotised.............

Phychiatrist: What else do you thing about at school?

Donnie: "Married with Children"

Phychiatrist: You think about your family?

Donnie: "I just turn down the volume and think about fucking Christina Applegate"

Phychiatrist: I asked about your family Donnie.

Donnie: "No, I don't think about fucking my family, thats gross"
 
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