whats up with the metal fences in baseball? you ever see that? usually some Rodriguez or something come flying in on the ball, just trying to make a play, then BAM, metal fence to the face! why dont they just cover the entire outfield with those pads? Is the ballpark designer just that much of a dick? because that sounds like a fucking awesome job? "yeah hi I design America's Pasttime, how's it going?"
Seriously man, if Im in the players union im like wtf. just put up some damn pads amd stop acting like you care about player safety. "oh but we got to keep tradition alive and assorted outdated bullshit". the Chicago cubs play with fucking Ivy on their walls and never won shit since shit was done outside. Now theyre adding a giant megatron (great name whoever came up with that, shout out to that guy) to display how woefully average their team is. yeah they might make the playoffs but who fuckin cares.
im a reds fan at heart, I actually hate the phillies to be honest. and man does Jose Bautista sock some dingers. id same him and Giancarlo Stanton are about 2 and 1 respectively in that regard. Also, Gattis on Houston, he fucking launches some. Astros are good this year. good for them.
fuck the dodgers, giants, pirates, #NATITUDE, and pretty much every team except Cincinnati.
theres my baseball rant for you alasdair its all I got right now. multi quote it or some shit like I know you like to
I like how surprised fans get when a ball lands in the second deck