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Sex and penis size

What is the biggest penis you've seen in real life.
I was at a Christmas party in 2000 saw penis of my friend's drunk boyfriend who was passed out.


Did you enjoy it or not?
No I looked away as it was really odd since my friend was also there.

Also do you feel that penis shape has a big impact on sex if so please describe what style of penis you like the most.
Not really if the man knows what he is doing and has technique he can be a charmer too.
 
I prefer a very hard penis. If it's 9" or 10" and hard, yum. If it's 9" or 10" and doesn't get really hard, I would rather have a smaller one that is really hard.
 
Provided it's 4 inches or more, and 7 inches or less (sorry to all you supposedly really big guys but on behalf of my cervix I must decline), then we're all good.

I swear boys are so hilariously insecure and dishonest. I know so many guys who are clearly 5'11 swear that they're 6'2. And cock size is the same. Most of the guys in this thread, were they telling the truth, are so ludicrously above the average. Guys delude themselves into thinking 6 inches is average, and that they are least 7 or above. Which is complete crap.

Longer is not automatically better. And to be honest, from what I've observes. Their concern for the size of their dick is much less about what women will think and much more about what other men will think.

Poor boys, they're so sensitive and emotional about this stuff. Guys, any girl worth seriously getting involved with won't care about your dick size unless it's massively outside the norm on either direction.

As I said before, on behalf of my cervix, longer is not always better. Wider makes a much greater difference then longer. Every guy I've been with, when the time has come, has warned me looking so insecure that their penis might be smaller than average. And every time it's been at least average size or above.

Quit with the dick sizing.

I sometimes wonder if people use a different kind of inches when talking about cocks. A cock of 5 regular inches equals 7 dick inches.

TMI

Every dude in the world suffering from delusional, porn-induced penis envy needs to digest the wisdom and insight of this post.
 
I've seen a nine inch dick that was very thick but had no contact with it at all.
I have also seen one just under 8.5, it was very thick as well. I did have contact with this one, my wife and I had a MFM with him. I'm very average at 5.75 and five around, his looked tremendous next to mine. The wife really enjoyed his size being as she had only had my size before although she said they were a little longer than me.
My friend from childhood was the first I ever had contact with and it was bigger than me. At 18 his had grown to 7 inches and almost six around. To me his looked huge next to mine.
I had a lot of MFM's before I was married and I was only bigger than one guy out of ten. I would say most of those guys were 6.5 and 5 to 5.5 around. It really gave me a small dick complex for years.
 
So many men seem so interested in advertising their dick size, but the weird thing is they seem to advertise it to other men like they're showing off. And weirder still these tend to be the type of men who claim to be completely straight.

It doesn't seem all that straight to me to be so preoccupied with letting other men know how big their dick is.

But then I think the same thing about a lot of sports, that for how testosterone filled they are and how supposedly straight the players are it can look shockingly homoerotic.

I would think if you're a straight man the only opinions you'd care about regarding your dick size are those of women. But then why talk to other men about dick size at all, for that matter why do supposedly straight men seem to talk about dicks to other men all together.

A similar paradox I notice is how men are supposed to be tough and not overly emotional like women are supposed to be, yet they are astoundingly sensitive about the opinions of other men regarding their dick size, their masculinity, believing the right things. Men seem far more ruled by what other men think than women are with other women.

I mean sure, women do this too, but women don't at the same time have this cultural and social expectation that they shouldn't be sensitive to what other people think. Men do have that expectation but are as sensitive if not more so than women.

What I'm getting at is, I'm really glad I'm not a man cause the male social dynamic seems really screwed up and controlling. If you're a girl you can get away with a lot more without being judged. We have our own issues, and especially with anything to do with female sexuality, but by and large it's again men who are doing the judging in that regard. So basically men make shit harder for everyone. ;)

Though I'll say this, women can be amazingly horrible to other women. I've seen it so many times with myself and others.

Let's face it, people just kinda suck.
 
If u have a big ass cock no girl or guy wants that shit in there stomach or womb so a nice avarge size is 7 to 8 inches but it really don't matter the size really it matters by your skills how to hit them g spots and the a spot that alot of people don't even know about in the vagina o and rolling that clit
 
I'll say it one more time, 8 inches is not average, 7 inches is not average. In fact 90% or more of the supposed dick lengths I ever see written online are at LEAST an inch or so above average.

It's absurd, I've decided that men online have made up their own measurement system that I call "dick inches".

To convert dick inches to real inches, here's the formula.

If the dick inches 5.5 or less, it's not in dick inches, change nothing. If it's 5.5 to 6.5, subtract half an inch, If it's above 6.5 change it to 5 and further subtract 0.2 for every half an inch they claim above 7. Then you've converted internet dick inches to real inches!

So for milf126s husband at 8.5 dick inches, in real inches that's 4.8.

Maths is awesome. Seriously though, I'm giving this subject the level of seriousness and maturity it deserves. I'm writing this on an iPad which is about 7.5 inches wide and 9.5 inches tall. You're dreaming if you think your dick is that long and if it really IS that long it's a nightmare.

Grow up. Average is 5-6 inches, real inches not dick inches. That's what all the stats say and it's in line with all the erect dicks I've seen in my life (no it's not THAT many). I'd say the smallest I've seen might have JUST been a tiny bit shy if 5 and the largest a little over 6. The big problem (no pun intended) with my larger sized boyfriend is he'd break the normal sized condoms. Big headache.

So enough with this 7-9 inches or God forbid more. If you're gonna lie you could at least make it a plausible lie. I wouldn't sleep with a guy who had a dick above 7 inches. Even 7's probably too much.
 
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I've had a few massive dicks, they were usually attached to guys who were massive douchebags. Turn off.

Bigger isn't always better, but being stretched out can feel awesome if you really crave that kind of thing.

I'd guess my b/f is 7 inches while hard or close to it. And he has just enough girth to make it feel really good.

Girth is always a plus. Girth is better than a really lengthy, skinny cock.
 
The biggest cock I've seen was 9.5 inches and thick! Up until then I considered myself straight, but when he caught me staring at it hed told me to put it in my mouth.... it was a mission!
I have a small cock and my Mrs puts on a brave face when I fuck her. I have seen her ex's cock and it was massive. She says she likes my cock but I saw a home vid of her and her ex and she was going off!
 
Well, interesting question, lol. I cannot say I have sampled all the different types out there by any means, but the two best ones were my first boyfriend who had a penis that was 6 3/4," and I would say of average or a little above average girth. I thought it was great, and it fit me perfectly. The other great one was the last man who I had a relationship with that had maybe a 6 3/4" penis, but it was very wide. It made it seem much bigger than it was. I liked that a lot, since I had never experienced one that wide before. It was a big turn on for me, and I loved touching it. However, it was a little hard to accommodate to at the beginning of the intercourse. I have to say, that unequivocally, I do NOT like skinny ones no matter how short or long.
 
as retarded as this may sound, every woman i have slept with has complimented my penis. It is nothing gigantic, but def not small. probably around 6 in but girthy
 
Biggest dick was almost 9 inches. A bit too big. Would rather 7.5-8 inches. Still big but not crazy enough to rip me apart. I'm female btw.
 
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