Buy a BLer a festivus present?

[LSDMDMA&AMP]

Dont know if this is allowed
but what will you give to the BLer above you for festivus?

 

[Captain.Heroin]

A lawyer.

 

[herbavore]

An agent

 

[harmacologist]

for CH

single serve ammunition

 

[neversickanymore]

A hooker

 

[Captain.Heroin]

psychedelic artwork

 

[LSDMDMA&AMP]

for you

had a better idea

 

[PetalToTheMetal]

A super soaker

 

[gr33n3y3z]

IDKY but I assume a grand theft auto game or maybe mortal combat game.

Ill take drugs from the next poster k thanks

 

[neversickanymore]

Plane tickets for her and a guest to vegas, empreses pass at the day spa, gift certificate to a kind dinner of her preference, 2 doses of boomers, and tickets to the top tier circus O show.

psychedelic artwork

Nice call, anything by Alex Grey

A super soaker

hopefully laced with L

 

[Mel22]

A very informative PM with five true and detailed facts about myself.

 

[neversickanymore]

I can't wait for Christmas

NSFW:

No id give her a private tropical island.

NSFW:

http://www.privateislandsonline.com/

 

[GodandLove]

Here you go Son,

Don't go and spend that all in one place now, ya here.

 

[Blue_Phlame]

If that isn't one of the saddest gifts to receive... esp if they don't even drink starbucks.

Your present is a sad owl to remind you how they must feel.

 

[GodandLove]

Hmmm let's see what neversickanymore had to say about my gift.

Your the best

Shows what you know.

I take your sad owl, and because I emanate pure POSITIVE ENERGY, I turn your sad owl into a HAPPY OWL.



I then re gift this now Happy owl right back too you, along with an important life lesson.

It is not about what or how much we have, it is about how much we enjoy, that is what makes happiness.

It's not about the gifts you are given, it's the thought that counts.

 

[neversickanymore]

Hmmm let's see what neversickanymore had to say about my gift.

Decorous and Gracious per christmas spirit.

dec·o·rous
dekərəs
adjective
in keeping with good taste and propriety; polite and restrained.

gra·cious
ˈɡrāSHəs/
adjective
1.
courteous, kind, and pleasant.
2.
(in Christian belief) showing divine grace.
1.
expressing polite surprise.

It's not about the gifts you are given, it's the thought that counts.

Said to every poor bastard after they receive some thoughtless cheap ass gift. Truth.


I would get Mr. G&L ..

NSFW:

A MAGIC PORTAL

NSFW:

A coffee table e-book colourfully reveal the glamorous world of Thai transvestite cabaret. 4,000 words, 86 full colour images about his favorite subject.

NSFW:

a few condoms

NSFW:

a nice selection of holiday scratch offs

NSFW:

and finally a

Just to share with him what a cheap unthoughtful bastard he is.

 

[aq.]

Chocolate covered psilocybin

 

[Mr.Hankey]

love and friendship

 

[PetalToTheMetal]

I know times can be stressful so I got you both ^

A box of kittens

 

[wezface]

A fake I.D.