Tell a shit joke

[Vurtual]

What does david koresh wrap his sandwiches in?

Waco-foil


Where did hitler keep his armies?

In the andes (no wait...)


Where does vishnu buy lingerie?

From the brahman


Which philosopher's wife's vagina only worked when operated by a starting handle?

Immanuel Kant


Why does Karl Marx prefer teabags?

Because proper tea is theft

(an old one - should be Proudhon but only SHM will get it then)


Alright here's a really bad one:

What is Bakunin's favourite snack?

Anar-crisps

(i suppose he could open his door with an anar-key (and i should make it johnny rotten if i want anyone else to laugh))


Btw - i think that 'mountains aren't funny' is my new favourite joke

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

What does david koresh wrap his sandwiches in?

Waco-foil


Where did hitler keep his armies?

In the andes (no wait...)


Where does vishnu buy lingerie?

From the brahman


Which philosopher's wife's vagina only worked when operated by a starting handle?

Immanuel Kant


Why does Karl Marx prefer teabags?

Because proper tea is theft

(an old one - should be Proudhon but only SHM will get it then)


Alright here's a really bad one:

What is Bakunin's favourite snack?

Anar-crisps

(i suppose he could open his door with an anar-key (and i should make it johnny rotten if i want anyone else to laugh))


Btw - i think that 'mountains aren't funny' is my new favourite joke

Fuckin class!

 

[Vurtual]

Just thougt of an 'improvement' to my hindu joke: i could say (i say i say i say) 'what's vishnu's favourite item of clothing?

The Brahman,

And what's Krishna's?

The Atman

(vedic comedy might be a bit niche for round these parts)

 

[BecomingJulie]

Q. There were two steam engines in a shunting yard. Which one was gay?

A. The one with the tender behind!

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

What would Fred Flintstone call a party where there are copious amounts of S.E. Asian methamphetamine and caffeine tablets crushed into powder specifically for oral administration via a moistened fingertip?


A Yaba Dabber Do!

 

[ordinary mind]

What would Fred Flintstone call a party where there are copious amounts of S.E. Asian methamphetamine and caffeine tablets crushed into powder specifically for oral administration via a moistened fingertip?


A Yaba Dabber Do!

Brilliant!

 

[consumer]

What would Fred Flintstone call a party where there are copious amounts of S.E. Asian methamphetamine and caffeine tablets crushed into powder specifically for oral administration via a moistened fingertip?


A Yaba Dabber Do!

I have been to a few of those..

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

I have been to a few of those..

Aye, and more than a few Otter Bottie Frotters as well...

 

[consumer]

Aye, and more than a few Otter Bottie Frotters as well...

Your just jealous

 

[Shambles]

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Excellent!

 

[Don Draper]

Why was the horse called Blacksmith?

Because he kept making a bolt for the door

 

[Buspersons Holiday]

Coincidentally, I asked for a shit joke & without seeing the last one was given:
'Horse walks into a bar, barman asks, 'why the long face?'

 

[BecomingJulie]

One for the chemists:

Q. What's got a positive charge on one end, a negative charge on the other end and fits into 140 characters?

A. A twitterion .....

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Q) Why is going down on Spade's mum like eating a pork pie?

A) To get to the meat, first you have to bite through the crust then lick out the jelly...

 

[consumer]

My stomach just turned..

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Why is Marianne Faithfull so popular with the Scottish?

Because they actually like Mars Bars covered in batter...

 

[consumer]

Lol though tbf i would have chomped on that particular mars bar. She was a sort back then.

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Lol though tbf i would have chomped on that particular mars bar. She was a sort back then.

Actually, she ain't too bad now (for her age)

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marianne_Faithfull

Check out that glass dildo she's holding...

 

[consumer]

Lol