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Sprout is a mighty fine human being. Sprouts, otoh, are abominations unto the lord. FACT! Funny how that works out really :?
 
Sprout is a mighty fine human being. Sprouts, otoh, are abominations unto the lord. FACT! Funny how that works out really :?

I'm sorry Shambs, I beg to differ. The Brussels variety are possibly even more scrumptious than the EADD variety.
 
Lads, is piss taking and high quality banter material allowed in EADD, or is it frowned upon?
 
I'm sorry Shambs, I beg to differ. The Brussels variety are possibly even more scrumptious than the EADD variety.

You are dead to me :|

(mind you, with all those brussels you've presumably smelled of rotting rectum for a very long time already :p)

I actually have a long and in-depth reasoning behind my deep, deep loathing of sprouts but I'll save it for another day. Suffice to say it involves child abuse and John Carpenter's The Thing. Yes, really.
 
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You've gone and done it now Shambles with the mention of smelly rectum rotting - you've turned me on with it and now I'm going for a wankathon whilst obsessively trawling xhamster! You rogue!
 
You've gone and done it now Shambles with the mention of smelly rectum rotting - you've turned me on with it and now I'm going for a wankathon whilst obsessively trawling xhamster! You rogue!

Yay, we have another deviant member. Welcome to EADD...

Are you into 3fpm by any chance?
 
In somewhat related news, does Mrs Fubar never complain about foul, sulphurous smelling balls during 3-FPM sessions? Dunno what it is about that stuff but it seems to go directly to the ballsack in the most odious of ways. Whenever I indulge in my 3-FPM weekends I am concerned that the neighbours will get whiff of 'em let alone people in the actual vicinity. Peev did the same thing but at least had the decency to stink of jizz... which would seem to me the obvious odour of such chemicals really.
 
In somewhat related news, does Mrs Fubar never complain about foul, sulphurous smelling balls during 3-FPM sessions? Dunno what it is about that stuff but it seems to go directly to the ballsack in the most odious of ways. Whenever I indulge in my 3-FPM weekends I am concerned that the neighbours will get whiff of 'em let alone people in the actual vicinity. Peev did the same thing but at least had the decency to stink of jizz... which would seem to me the obvious odour of such chemicals really.

Never mind the Mrs, what about poor old me getting a mouthful of 3f tainted minge rinse?
 
Ha ha! I'm liking you pair of degenerates more and more with each passing minute.

Excellent on the porn thread, I will take a look.

I am into 3-F FUBAR, however, I take it steady nowadays. I used to hammer it like fuck, so I only use every so often.

I have recently been experimenting with 4F-EPH and I'm pleasantly pleasured. I'm having a cheeky steady one with it as we speak.

Mmmm, the classical stim stench, I love a good mouthful of that putrid fluid when I've got OH's love snake in me gob!
 
Love snake? Mine's usually more of a smut salamander on stims tbh.
 
Ha ha! I'm liking you pair of degenerates more and more with each passing minute.

Excellent on the porn thread, I will take a look.

I am into 3-F FUBAR, however, I take it steady nowadays. I used to hammer it like fuck, so I only use every so often.

I have recently been experimenting with 4F-EPH and I'm pleasantly pleasured. I'm having a cheeky steady one with it as we speak.

Mmmm, the classical stim stench, I love a good mouthful of that putrid fluid when I've got OH's love snake in me gob!

I knew it! 3f does something to a human that regresses them to the slime mould stage of evolution.. You are in good company sir/siress...
 
Ha. Most blatant troll ever.

Hi Sammy / whoever
 
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Are you suggesting that I'm a troll?

I suggest you think again and change your attitude.

I'm far from being a troll dude. I've been a member of Bluelight for quite some time but have only started browsing the EADD section over the past couple of weeks and decided that I would finally introduce myself today, as I wanted to join in.

You've pissed me off. Other members who have welcomed me have been brilliant, it's a shame there's one arrogant prick ready to spoil the broth.

Remove your cranium from your rectum sweetcheeks.

Take a lesson from your fellow EADD crew and be chuffing nice.
 
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