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Can you spoil an entire movie in 25 words or less?

Catch-22

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Warning: This thread will contain a lot of spoilers!!!
Summarize an entire movie very succinctly, spoiling the ending whenever possible. The trick is to not name the movie you are describing.
Example: "Some criminals team up to rob a bank, but the plan goes to shit when it turns out Mr. Pink is an undercover cop."
There, I just ruined Reservoir Dogs for somebody.
So who can spoil a movie in 25 words or less?
[ 12 May 2002: Message edited by: Catch-22 ]
 
This little boy can see dead people, Bruce Willis tries to help him but at the end realizes he's only visible cause he's dead too.
 
"Some criminals team up to rob a bank, but the plan goes to shit when it turns out Mr. Pink is an undercover cop."
Actually, Mr. Orange was the undercover, we find this out midway through the movie instead of at the end, and the gang was robbing a diamond exchange, not a bank.
[ 12 May 2002: Message edited by: FoX ]
 
Here's mine:
What appear to be terrorist attacks turn out to be a plot by a nation's head of state to undertake a massive millitary buildup and crackdown on civil rights and privacy, leading to a fascist dictatorship.
Okay, it was 35 words, but I couldn't figure out a shorter way to do this....
[ 12 May 2002: Message edited by: FoX ]
 
"A jedi trainer loses his student to evil. Later he trains the student's hidden son to destroy said evil empire and reconcile with his dad."
Okay that spoils six films. Beat that.
 
Lieutenant McAffee subpoenas Colenol Jessup to the stand and uses his temper against him so that he admits in court that he in fact ordered the Code Red.
 
LAPD police chief Dudley Smith, along with Dick Stensland and Leland 'Buzz' Meeks, are the killers who are taking out Mickey Cohen's racket along with his 25 pounds of H.
 
Maniacal comic book fan Elijah Price has been staging terrorist attacks in Philadelphia to find a superhero, and David Dunn fits the bill.
 
Dante has a bad day at work at a convenience store culminating in his true love fucking a dead guy in the john.
 
Cannibalistic intellectual Hannibal Lecter tries to make an FBI agent he loves eat her misogynistic superior, but instead severs his own hand.
 
A talented inner-city cheerleading squad beats the cracker rivals that have been ripping off their routine in the national finals.
 
Crazy general Jack D. Ripper launches attack on Russia. One plane reaches target, setting off Russian doomsday machine that ends all life on earth.
[ 14 May 2002: Message edited by: LoP ]
 
Edward Norton IS Tyler Durden, and all this time he's just been fighting with himself.
 
Titus makes Tamara and Satenine eat her sons, then everybody kills each other and Luscius and his son are the only two who survive.
 
They kill William Wallace and he sees the ghost of Marin, and everybody cries, including me.
 
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