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Can you spoil an entire movie in 25 words or less?

George Clooney, Brat Pitt and crew pull a 3-casino Vegas heist. Clooney wins back Julia Roberts from Andy Garcia.
Fucked in the head Nicole Kidman, anal retentive on tv anchorism, has husband Matt Dillon murdered by influencial teens.
 
Originally posted by Furnace:
donnie darko has a vision of his future, and dies in order to save his family and girlfriend.
ah ah ah
was it a vision of the future or did he go back in time???
remember...? there definitely WAS a plane piece that fell off the plane that the mother was in LATER IN THE MOVIE...
along those lines...
1) Richard Gere tries to prove that Ed Norton's character had dual personalities when he killed a priest but in fact, Ed's mean personality WAS his real personality and he was JUST FAKING what Gere THOUGHT was his real personality!!
2) There really were aliens and everything happened in Mel Gibson's life leading to the invasion simply to restore his faith in God.
3) S.L. Jackson creates all these catastrophes in order to find his arch-nemesis (the unbreakable man) since he himself was "super brittle".
4) white trash kids try to make money by selling dead animal carcass to a chinese buffet place but find that another kid (ina bunny suit) is poisoning cats so to sell MORE THAN THEM!!! shudder! (watch out for the scene where the one kid is bathing a DIRTY ASS TUB EATING SPEGHETTI -- GROSS!!!!)
5) a man is trying to find the murder of his wife (which caused the loss of his short-term memory) when in fact, he may have killed the guy along time ago and simply forgot and continues to look for him. (awesome fuckin' movie)
6) Christian Slater finds that aliens are forcing global warming so that it kills humans and makes it safe for them to inhabit the earth.
7) rock star meets big-tittied ho.. fucks big-tittied ho.. but rock star's arch nemesis wants to fuck rock star's ho... rock star beats all singing a ballad....
-physix
[ 25 August 2002: Message edited by: Physix Media ]
 
Tom Cruise kills his lover after being disfigured and lives out a lucid fantasy in cryogenesis that ends up taking a turn to the dark side.
at least that's what i made out of it!
 
Kid does a story on his fav band for Rolling Stone through a troubled groupie. Heart-broken later, she flies to Morroco, the kid goes home.
(cheeky but kinda cute)
Pulp Fiction? Heh, no attemtps. Need to visit a video store soon, I guess.
 
/me blows the dust off this classic....

Ten strangers meet at a hotel....except it really isn't a hotel. The little boy is the killer.
 
Tony Montana leaves Cuba for Florida, meets frank. Deals mucho coke...kills frank, marries his wife...grows concious and fucks Sosa over. Tony is killed.
 
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Gabriel Byrne double-crosses everyone to save his friend, Leo. John Turturro gets whacked.
 
^^^^

It's about a little goofy kid with problems.:)


Cube- everyone dies but the retarded kid.

Cube 2 Hypercube- the blind asian girl built it for the gov. everyone dies.
 
justsomeguy said:
Six people trapped in a cubic labyrinth, rooms move around quashing their efforts to escape, everyone kills each other, only the retarded guy gets out.
[ 18 May 2002: Message edited by: justsomeguy ]

hehehe... I was going to do that one :)

instead...

people trapped in a space-folding hypercube. the blind girl designed it. the blonde chick is a goverment agent out to get the designer.

see, that's what happens when you don't read the post immediately above :(
 
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Gandalf sacrifices himself. Boromir attempts to steal the Ring, but makes death-bed repentence. Sam and Frodo go to Mordor alone. Other hobbits captured by orcs.

Giant trees destroy Saruman's tower. Computer-generated orcs defeated by skateboarding, dwarf-tossing elf. Frodo meets computer-generated Gollum who gets set to betray him in next movie.

Psycho ex-con stalks lawyer's family. Lawyer lures him to ambush on houseboat at Cape Fear. Ex-con kills cop and tries to abduct lawyer's daughter but is defeated eventually.

Charlie Kaufman and his brother stalk writer who is having affair with orchid thief, leading to brother's brutal death. It's all very self-reflective.

Neo rescues Trinity, thus dooming humanity completely (according to the creator of the Matrix) but you just know it's all going to turn out OK.
 
Tom Cruise hates women, a bunch of people die, have affairs and cry, and in the end everyone gets rained on by frogs.
 
Dad with his son and daughter are on a sail boat. Boat Accident kills father and son. * years later daughter goes to camp kills everyone in the end turns out she was the son and was raised as the daughter and is insane

OK thats alot of words but who here knows of this movie
 
"Freddy Kreuger is killed, later comes back and kills children, then is killed by those children, then comes back as glove and is killed again"
25 words
7 Movies

:)
 
Spaceship didn't land on another planet, it landed on Earth in the future. Humanity has destroyed itself with neuclear weapons leaving apes to inherit the Earth. Man is "damned all to hell!"
 
Achaemenian said:
Usual Suspects
A bunch of criminals get killed and Verbal Kint is Keiser Soze


Usual Suspects
the guy with the limp


I win! ;)
 
the sith sense
he's dead

titanic
it sinks

seven samurai
the villagers win, the samurai do not.
 
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